The sky was yellow, there was more traffic than usual, I tied my bow tie incorrectly, and I found out my calculator actually takes 2 AA batteries instead of 2 AAAs like it says on the casing. This is the universe's way of telling me not to cook an egg in an electric kettle because now it's got crust all over the bottom which I can clean, and there is in fact an implement for it, but I'm too lazy to go to the market to buy it. Now I have 3 eggs and I don't know what to do with them.

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