God, I'm so funny. Like, I'll make a joke in a comment and people will upvote it. That's crazy. It's as if I'm trying to put humor into my personality to hide the fact that I'm a horny idiot with a terrible life. I'm so lazy I even procrastinate going to bed.

I need a better hobby.

^{I'll still draw porn, though.
_{I see better future in it than whatever happens after I graduate.}}