W0LFB3AT5 said:
Amazing how our brains work:

Your online comments exhibit a professional tone, yet your real-life conversations often lack coherence.

Perhaps it’s because you pause and think of what to say before you type it in the comments. Rather in reality if you do the same thing, others will give you weird looks. 😅

I have thesaurus/dictionary.com open in another tab 80% of the time I write anything on the internet. Sometimes Wiktionary as well.

Also, you'll never know how long it took me to write this blip. I don't actually know either, because I wasn't keeping track.