Today is the kind of day that makes me want to pick up customers and hurl them into the sun, but my arms are too nubby for that.

HenloFurret said:
Today is the kind of day that makes me want to pick up customers and hurl them into the sun, but my arms are too nubby for that.

Every day i work makes me want to do that

HenloFurret said:
Today is the kind of day that makes me want to pick up customers and hurl them into the sun, but my arms are too nubby for that.

Same but change "customer" to "co-worker who threw a tantrum and resigned because they didn't like being told what to do by anyone so now I have to do their work as well as my own".