Topic: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? My pig balls are gone!

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Maybe I can help you with your Ouroboros programing....?

If you really think that's a possibility after every post you've made where you've tried (pathetically, at that) to prove your understanding of programming and anything technical in general you're more stupid than I originally thought.

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720p said:

If you really think that's a possibility after every post you've made where you've tried (pathetically, at that) to prove your understanding of programming and anything technical in general you're more stupid than I originally thought.

Gee, harsh much? D:

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Keats said:
Gee, harsh much? D:

It's really early in the morning and after writing that I realised how harsh it was but I didn't want to rewrite it all because it's 4:30 in the morning and I actually have no idea why I'm awake

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720p said:
It's really early in the morning and after writing that I realised how harsh it was but I didn't want to rewrite it all because it's 4:30 in the morning and I actually have no idea why I'm awake

Oh okay, lol.

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Maybe I can help you with your Ouroboros programing....?

720p said:

If you really think that's a possibility after every post you've made where you've tried (pathetically, at that) to prove your understanding of programming and anything technical in general you're more stupid than I originally thought.

But I must be more intelligent than you originally thought... for Ouroboros is a system to which only the elite of the site knows... just like typing in e621.net/admin will not take you to the Admin panel because we are .... I mean *THEY are smart enough to know that even though you need the password and admin name, they still don't want people tampering with it...

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
But I must be more intelligent than you originally thought... for Ouroboros is a system to which only the elite of the site knows... just like typing in e621.net/admin will not take you to the Admin panel because we are .... I mean *THEY are smart enough to know that even though you need the password and admin name, they still don't want people tampering with it...

Is viewing the splash page a free ticket to being elite of the site

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Obviously like I said, people want "proof" and I will only say what I can while still respecting the site... me love this site, me just wish we could all get alone and stop attacking me :-(

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720p said:
Is viewing the splash page a free ticket to being elite of the site

What are you talking about? There is no mention of Ouroboros on this site.

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So much derailment.

Biggest train wreck I can possibly imagine.

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O_o... I actually had never seen that lol, anyways, I'll only speak with an Admin if they are serious about who and what but my main point is that the quality was NOT substandard and anyone can look at it and see and it's a fact it was taken down out of hatred towards me and NOT soley the image itself.

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
O_o... I actually had never seen that lol, anyways, I'll only speak with an Admin if they are serious about who and what but my main point is that the quality was NOT substandard and anyone can look at it and see and it's a fact it was taken down out of hatred towards me and NOT soley the image itself.

(In my opinion)

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
But I must be more intelligent than you originally thought... for Ouroboros is a system to which only the elite of the site knows... just like typing in e621.net/admin will not take you to the Admin panel because we are .... I mean *THEY are smart enough to know that even though you need the password and admin name, they still don't want people tampering with it...

Behold, the amazing and mysteriously powerful administration panel:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2it3o8j.png

As far as I know, no admin actually moderates the site with that awful thing.

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pony0010 said:
Behold, the amazing and mysteriously powerful administration panel:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2it3o8j.png

As far as I know, no admin actually moderates the site with that awful thing.

I was hoping the admin panel would have a huge penis in the middle

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I'm pretty sure you're either drunk, high or underage...
YOU ARE TEXT ON A SCREEN. (And so am I and everyone else here, remember).
Nobody probably knows ANYTHING about you.
Don't take something like this personally, most likely the one who cares about what's happening the most is you.
Now if you excuse me, I'll get back to my pornography.

pony0010 said:
Behold, the amazing and mysteriously powerful administration panel

Hey, that's quite interesting. I wasn't expecting something so... Plain.

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Lol, that's not the admin panel...

If that's not it then this response doesn't exist. :V

Of course, I am not an admin, but still, lol.

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Lol, that's not the admin panel...

The true admin panel has one function; to delete pig balls.

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YAY! THANK YOU!!!! YOU PUT THEM BACK ON HERE! I ♡♥♡♥♡♥ YOU ALL SOOOOOOO MUCH!

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Lol, that's not the admin panel...

Then what is it? That's what's located at the http://e621.net/admin address. Though, most of us just use that little ">>" link in the upper right hand corner to access administrative functions.

xxxFurryFanxxx said:
YAY! THANK YOU!!!! YOU PUT THEM BACK ON HERE! I ♡♥♡♥♡♥ YOU ALL SOOOOOOO MUCH!

What?

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Lol, that's not the admin panel...

Yes, it is.

pony0010 said:

xxxFurryFanxxx said:
YAY! THANK YOU!!!! YOU PUT THEM BACK ON HERE! I ♡♥♡♥♡♥ YOU ALL SOOOOOOO MUCH!

What?

He's in his own little world, apparently.

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
♡♥♡♥♡♥♡

"What?" - pony0010

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Well, now it's gone again... oh well, I asked to bring them back, not keep them.

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When two sides think they are trolling each other, it just gets kinda sad lol

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
KloH0und, I ♥ you... I really do!

How... flattering.

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furballs_dc said:
Huh.
Posts: 2
Deleted Posts: 3

I know, impossible right? Even Ippiki said eirlier that I posted a total of 5 things...

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Uh oh guys... I might have a new thing, Shark Balls...

Sharks don't actually have scrotums. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

Mind that your uploads will be subject to the same standards and guidelines as always. Please don't make the same mistakes again.

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KloH0und said:
Sharks don't actually have scrotums. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

Mind that your uploads will be subject to the same standards and guidelines as always. Please don't make the same mistakes again.

Yea, just as long as it doesn't get approved by an Admin, 2 other Admins COMMENT on the picture, it makes top page for 7 months and gets taken down by an Admin minutes after having offended or irritated them...

I mean... every post I EVER posted had a negitive responce from Pony both in forums and posts, so what's the guidelines? If 4 Admins like the quality, 1 can dislike it and delete it?

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Can you all just do a majority vote here (In private between you Admins) and seriously look at the "quality" only and ask if you didn't know who it was from, is the QUALITY up to standards?

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Can you all just do a majority vote here (In private between you Admins) and seriously look at the "quality" only and ask if you didn't know who it was from, is the QUALITY up to standards?

Your constant attempts depress me.

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Not even mentioning any half sketched images with no color or outlining at all, some pictures are literal hand sketches of the basic figure before you even draw it dark for the outline.

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Yea, just as long as it doesn't get approved by an Admin, 2 other Admins COMMENT on the picture, it makes top page for 7 months and gets taken down by an Admin minutes after having offended or irritated them...

Admins are well within their rights to override each others' decisions when they have conflicting opinions. It has nothing to do with the relationship between a user and an administrator.

I mean... every post I EVER posted had a negitive responce from Pony both in forums and posts, so what's the guidelines? If 4 Admins like the quality, 1 can dislike it and delete it?

Do you actually know which admins saw the image? Or how many?

All you know is that at least one admin saw the image because they approved it. Another admin probably came upon the image and deleted it. We do that here; quality standards are not hard and fast rules and each moderator makes the judgement for themselves when they approve an upload.

xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Honestly, my final case is this.... http://e621.net/post/show/226471/2010-balls-cock_fight-erika_moen-feathers-humor-pa this is one of my favorite pictures but come on, I don't this this is substandard, and apperently neither do any of you, so MY picture SURE isn't... could we all adleast agree on that?

xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Not even mentioning any half sketched images with no color or outlining at all, some pictures are literal hand sketches of the basic figure before you even draw it dark for the outline.

The quality of an image isn't determined by whether or not an image is sketched, outlined, or colored, or how many colors the artist throws onto the canvas. e621 does not approve images just because they're outlined and colored.

A pencil sketch containing an understanding of basic human/animal anatomy, observational skills, effective drawing technique, and stylistic integrity will easily be approved over an inked and color image that possesses nothing of value.

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Can you all just do a majority vote here (In private between you Admins) and seriously look at the "quality" only and ask if you didn't know who it was from, is the QUALITY up to standards?

We took a vote. It's still not up to scratch.

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KloH0und said:
Admins are well within their rights to override each others' decisions when they have conflicting opinions. It has nothing to do with the relationship between a user and an administrator.

Do you actually know which admins saw the image? Or how many?

All you know is that at least one admin saw the image because they approved it. Another admin probably came upon the image and deleted it. We do that here; quality standards are hard and fast rules and each moderator makes the judgement for themselves when they approve an upload.

I Admin Approved, Ippiki left a comment saying, "Is this some kind of jedi mind trick or something, because it didn't work" and I saw another Admin comment.

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Oh boy, oh boy, I'd like to solve!

Behold the madness inside this little man's brain.

xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Anyways, like I said, the very last picture I commented on tells it all, end of story. And by the way... the image itself isn't it, its the things and people involved....

xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Well... actually I see your point but that one measley comment in that thread has nothing to do with all of this, I am having personal conversations with someone... and you already know who, the meeting, the rating on my post, the changing the image to a pig pooping on his balls, all that can't be faked and you know it, the backend and front end of the website, come on now.

xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Not to mention 2 years ago... in that post I last commented on, you'll see striking similarities there too, same theme and everything.

>>>This Post

Your "insider" is arcturus.

Well, newsflash, that guy has no longer access to the backend of the site since he gave over not only his admin power but also the entire software in 2010, the e621.net servers are in the hands of Varka and Aurali and not in the hands of arcturus.

Ouroboros is for teh 1337

xxxFurryFanxxx said:
But I must be more intelligent than you originally thought... for Ouroboros is a system to which only the elite of the site knows... just like typing in e621.net/admin will not take you to the Admin panel because we are .... I mean *THEY are smart enough to know that even though you need the password and admin name, they still don't want people tampering with it...

xxxFurryFanxxx said:
What are you talking about? There is no mention of Ouroboros on this site.

Oh there is, and how there is.

http://e621.net/help/api - Very first word of the very first sentence.
https://www.e621.net/news/index?page=4 - It is all over the news since at least July 2011.
http://e621.net/forum/show/14855 - And even more on the forums.

On that note, you have no idea what aurali added to ouroboros since 2011, if aurali says she can do something then she made it personally possible to do so.

xxxFurryFanxxx said:
O_o... I actually had never seen that lol, anyways, I'll only speak with an Admin if they are serious about who and what but my main point is that the quality was NOT substandard and anyone can look at it and see and it's a fact it was taken down out of hatred towards me and NOT soley the image itself.

Your drawing looks bad, plain and simple, it is a bad ink with some colors thrown in and no sense of lightning/shading or whatever.
Commission a proper picture by someone who knows how to draw and it will stay here.

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
I know, impossible right? Even Ippiki said eirlier that I posted a total of 5 things...

What's impossible? 2+3=5.

xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Can I please just the picture back up... Riversyde?

I already told you what it would take to get it undeleted, you just seem to have no interest in making it happen.

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As much as I'd LOVE to pop off some random Admins name to get the picture back, I am telling the truth, so since I am, here are the complications. Number 1, I can already conclude the Admin would never talk to me again, they would deny everything obviously and there would be no proof it ever happened, this whole thing would only end badly for me and it still won't get reposted... that's honestly what I feel. Is it based on me telling the truth or based on if you believe the truth... because those are two different things all together.

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Let me step out of the Twilight Zone here for a moment to say this:

pony0010 said:
Behold, the amazing and mysteriously powerful administration panel:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2it3o8j.png

"Classy Jazz"? This makes no sense: There is no jazz that is -not- classy. Jazz brings class to any event, and it brings it with a smile.

R.I.P., Louis Armstrong.

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Well I havent seen nor care to see said pigball piece that has been removed, but I can say this much from personal experience. The admins here are mostly very level headed and fair, everyone has their bad days however and knowing a portion of the stuff they do for us and have to go thru perhaps they can be a bit snippy... But come on, lets be real here, if there was a personal vendetta against you from an admin, the others would step in and cease the wrongful actions... Ive seen it myself. Honestly id say the best bet would be to let bygons be bygons and move on my friend cuz all youre doing is making a scene.

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Is it based on me telling the truth or based on if you believe the truth... because those are two different things all together.

We have literally no reason to believe in anything you say.
You do not know what you are talking about and you say the programmer who added code personally doesn't know what her own code does.
Why should we believe you that there is a vendetta against you, that you are friends with an admin or anything you said for that matter.

We would be crazy if we did believe you.

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Well I could copy and paste the message but like you said, nobody will believe me, but I don't care anymore, I'll do it anyways.

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Well whatever, it was on one of my other accounts and I can't find it... too long ago, like I said, I have a good account from over 2 years ago with all positive marks, one is banned, one got in trouble for being a "sock puppet" to this one and one is untouched either way :-/

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
Well whatever, it was on one of my other accounts and I can't find it... too long ago, like I said, I have a good account from over 2 years ago with all positive marks, one is banned, one got in trouble for being a "sock puppet" to this one and one is untouched either way :-/

You have a currently banned account?
Ban evasion anyone?

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Hammie said:
You have a currently banned account?
Ban evasion anyone?

He has several accounts that he's admitted to having in the past. He thinks the admits don't know about all of them, but I think he's going to be sorely surprised some day.

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Oh lawdy, this thread is still going? It's like christmas all over again up in here!

Furryfan, you clearly haven't figured this out yet, so lemme put it simply: No one cares if you're friends with an admin. If that's the case, go speak with them and get it sorted.
I'm friends with one of the admins too! So are lots of us probably :V They're generally ok people, in a cute sociopath kinda way.

But hey, don't let me put you off! I'm sure they'll put all your pictures back and let you be a site coder if you have your real legal name changed to "Pigballs McGee".

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pony0010 said:
Behold, the amazing and mysteriously powerful administration panel:

http://i45.tinypic.com/2it3o8j.png

As far as I know, no admin actually moderates the site with that awful thing.

That looks absolutely horrifying.
And I am not talking about the admin panel.
Do you have some sort of impaired vision?

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Akkira said:
That looks absolutely horrifying.
And I am not talking about the admin panel.
Do you have some sort of impaired vision?

has a point. white on black EVERYTHING? eugh...

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You two are clearly not old enough to appreciate the days when computing was nothing but white text on black screens. Hell, I'm just old enough to have expreienced when it was light-green text on a dark-green screen.

You got a problem with high contrast?

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Foobaria said:
You two are clearly not old enough to appreciate the days when computing was nothing but white text on black screens. Hell, I'm just old enough to have expreienced when it was light-green text on a dark-green screen.

You got a problem with high contrast?

I used my dad's old DOS machine a lot back in the day. I'm still pretty sure that the light came out differently from those crappy cathode ray screens, but nostalgia or not it was ugly as hell and not good for your eyes :V
And like my dad always told me; "There were never any 'good old days'." I'll keep my nice future shit!

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elad said:
And like my dad always told me; "There were never any 'good old days'." I'll keep my nice future shit!

^^ This. I grew up with it, but any good memories would just be rose coloured glasses

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elad said:
I used my dad's old DOS machine a lot back in the day. I'm still pretty sure that the light came out differently from those crappy cathode ray screens, but nostalgia or not it was ugly as hell and not good for your eyes :V
And like my dad always told me; "There were never any 'good old days'." I'll keep my nice future shit!

Sounds like someone didn't have a good childhood. :<

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Keats said:
Sounds like someone didn't have a good childhood. :<

My dad? His was... eventful :V e6 not really the best place to lay down details, but I respect the old man a lot. He keeps it real and we get on well!

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pony0010 said:
Then what is it? That's what's located at the http://e621.net/admin address. Though, most of us just use that little ">>" link in the upper right hand corner to access administrative functions.

What?

Wait, we could use that little >> instead of typing out the url? FUCK!

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This thing's still going on?

Also, my question was never answered. I was told I would get answers.

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xxxFurryFanxxx said:
like I said, I have a good account from over 2 years ago with all positive marks

Here is the user listing sorted by positive records. Point out your account with "all positive records."

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hey look,
https://www.e621.net/

e621 is running ouroboros 1.5;

Wow that was hard to find.

anyhow,

Ahem.
Sir you know nothing of my work and how you ever got into a position of arguing is beyond me.

Your talking absolute nonsense. There is no secret admin panel. I am the ONLY person who has total control over the system in a way that can be manipulated. And honestly I don't do the administration work, I'm strictly dev-ops, running the 6 websites that run this software. Only me and Tony have access to the infrastructure, and tony doesn't have access to the data. IPs are recorded directly from your ISP for every write you make, and I doubt you even know what language this software is written in. Not only that, the cherry on top? We have an open administration, everything we see, you see. We just can do more than you.

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Why do you keep crying about this there is a drawing I did of a fox that got deleted but you don't hear me bitching and complaining about it

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pony0010 said:
Here is the user listing sorted by positive records. Point out your account with "all positive records."

Wow, only 70 users have a score higher than 0?

... You know a number way cooler than 70? 71! Because it's a prime number.
Also elad is the coolest. Just an all-round cool guy. Yep.

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