Topic: A Little Math Joke I Made (WARNING: Probably Not Funny)

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Okay, so this is based off of Russell's Paradox (i.e. the "set of all sets that do not contain themselves").

Can a set of all sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?

Answer will be given in an hour or so.

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Look at this statement below on the Liar Paradox,

This statement is false.

Which means it's true, but if it's true then it must be false,but if it's false then it must be true, but if it's true then it must be false, but if it's false then it must be true,help i'm losing my mind!!!

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Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z".

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GameManiac said:
Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z".

Yawn, I've seen it before.

furballs_dc said:
I'll just leave this here. :3

Yes, a math pun.

Cute. :P

ShylokVakarian said:
Okay, so this is based off of Russell's Paradox (i.e. the "set of all sets that do not contain themselves").

Can a set of all sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?

Answer will be given in an hour or so.

The answer: No, it's too excited about being a set of all sets that do not contain themselves.

parasprite said:
I can hardly contain myself. :V

Surprisingly, you're not far off.

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A humble variable X decides to open a bar, and names it after himself. He puts his all into it, and gets a fair bit of business at first, but it soon tapers off, and he begins to lose money with the establishment. Desperate, he asks around town why no one wants to come to his bar.

The response he got was "Eh, it's not bad, but not good either. It's just... average."

Distraught, X goes to visit his best friend P to share his woes with her, and P says to him "If you didn't want your bar to be average, why in the world did you name it X-Bar?"

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Rustyy said:
Why did the chicken cross the road

Because he can't stand your shit!

just jk :)

pls dont hate me :(

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Lol I specifically remember my maths teacher discussed the OP's question in the class last year for one goddamn hour

And I was not listening to teacher XD XD XD XD XD

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why didn't things work out between the integer and the imaginary number

it got too complex

funny, right?

...dammit, I tried

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Clawdragons said:
A humble variable X decides to open a bar, and names it after himself. He puts his all into it, and gets a fair bit of business at first, but it soon tapers off, and he begins to lose money with the establishment. Desperate, he asks around town why no one wants to come to his bar.

The response he got was "Eh, it's not bad, but not good either. It's just... average."

Distraught, X goes to visit his best friend P to share his woes with her, and P says to him "If you didn't want your bar to be average, why in the world did you name it X-Bar?"

I...never took statistics, so I'm clueless here.

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I know tons of Geographical puns, but sadly none puns in other fields :(
Here is one:

Iran to the kitchen to serve the Turkey because I no more Kuwait. Oman it's really delicious, Yemen, I call this a good meal.

Nepal, Israeli this how you share for your friends? Kenya give me some too?

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alirezatm said:
I know tons of Geographical puns, but sadly none puns in other fields :(

Here is one:

Iran to the kitchen to serve the Turkey because I no more Kuwait. Oman it's really delicious, Yemen, I call this a good meal.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! :P

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Oh oh, why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!!!

Math jokes!

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RustyTorpedo said:
Why did the chicken cross the road

This joke is actually a lot more clever than people give it credit for

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Genjar

Former Staff

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

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Genjar said:
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

Don't know, but it collapsed of exhaustion.

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Genjar said:
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

To get to the other... Oh no!

(I like this one)

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I just realised how nerd you furfags are.

I am highly disappointed. XD

i thought i'm the one studying engineering :< lol

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alirezatm said:
I just realised how nerd you furfags are.

I am highly disappointed. XD

i thought i'm the one studying engineering :< lol

Biochem major. It's customary in my major to leave class in the first 5 seconds. :P

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The barkeeper says: "We don't sell drinks to Tachyons that are faster then light"
A Tachyon steps into a bar.

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alirezatm said:
I know tons of Geographical puns, but sadly none puns in other fields :(
Here is one:

Iran to the kitchen to serve the Turkey because I no more Kuwait. Oman it's really delicious, Yemen, I call this a good meal.

Nepal, Israeli this how you share for your friends? Kenya give me some too?

That was so bad, it made me laugh

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D4rk said:
The barkeeper says: "We don't sell drinks to Tachyons that are faster then light"
A Tachyon steps into a bar.

Uh, I believe the joke was:

The barkeeper says "Sorry, but we don't serve particles faster than light"
A neutrino walks into a bar

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ShylokVakarian said:
Uh, I believe the joke was:

The barkeeper says "Sorry, but we don't serve particles faster than light"
A neutrino walks into a bar

Neutrinos are slower than light, because they have a mass.

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NotMeNotYou said:
Neutrinos are slower than light, because they have a mass.

It's a joke about how some scientists thought that neutrinos moved faster than light due to some bogus results.

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ShylokVakarian said:
Uh, I believe the joke was:

The barkeeper says "Sorry, but we don't serve particles faster than light"
A neutrino walks into a bar

I know, but I wanted it nerdier.

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Two scientist walk into a bar

one says "I'll have a glass of H20"

The second one says "I'll have a glass of H20 too"
the second one dies after he drink drinks it

donno if ya'll heard that one but I think its pretty funny in a terrible kinda way

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Two mathematicians walk into a bar in Kuwait,

GET ARRESTED

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Holy shift! Look at the asymptote on that mother-function!

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Dear Algebra,

Please stop asking us to find your x. She's never coming back and don't ask y.

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