(inspired by this thread)

What are your opinions on consensual necrophilia?
http://the-weird-wide-web.tumblr.com/post/107565706164

It's gross and unhealthy.

My body and boner must be encased in carbonite and displayed in an accessible setting.

This way, after my death, I can continue to fuck all of you in the butt

Munkelzahn said:
What are your opinions on consensual necrophilia?

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I'm perfectly fine with it. I don't really get why anyone would have a moral objection to it. A legal objection? Sure, I can get that. It would take a decent amount of legal infrastructure to verify and facilitate this sort of thing, and I can totally understand if someone were of the opinion "we have better things to be spending our time and money on".

But from a moral standpoint, again, I see no real objections against it.

I mean, if that's what you want to do, then sure, I can't say that it affects me.

But that doesn't mean it wouldn't make you a goddamn freak, and I have pretty low standards.

You could argue that anyone who wants their corpse screwed, eaten, or whatever, and anyone wanting that done to their corpse, has a mental issue for which they need help.
I mean, look at the risk vs reward here.

This reminds me of when I checked the DA forum, and one of the first threads I found was on the ethics of consensual cannibalism (i.e. eating each others' fingers). That is taking it too far, without a doubt.

It's only okay if it's incest.

Do you want to get maggots in your private parts cause that's how you get maggots in your private parts.

Wodahseht said:
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my exact reaction

psh, I ain't having anything while alive, let alone have it on the afterlife.

'Sides, that's just creepy :I

My opinion: I'm certainly not going to do it, but I don't care what happens to my body when I'm dead, so eh. (and if others do it, who cares? It's not like that dead body's getting hurt.)

Then again, I don't believe in mortality either, so take that as you will..

parasprite said:
It's only okay if it's incest.

This made me laugh way harder than I would have thought.

Also it reminded me of a dead-Grandma sex story. Which chained to reminded me of a Hey Arnold! sex story. You've unlocked my repressed memories! How dare you!

The Hey Arnold! sex story is genuinely hilarious though.

Only on Día de los Muertos :V

If an individual was both a cannibal and a necrophiliac, would that mean they play with their food?

This could actually raise legitimate questions about family rights such if asset bequeathment behoves some social contract of visitation and should grave maintenance also imply body tutelage and corpse upkeep or whether a postmortem consensus is even conceptually possible. t's'Interesting things like this aren't usually at the fore of thought until fucking it comes into play

but it has inspired some great music though

The Naked and the Dead
Necrophiliac
Bone Fucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwDP872IE5k

It's not rape if it isn't sentient ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I am suspecting this is a joke thread, but if it isn't: It's not healthy, especially if the corpse is "dead for a few days" old

Chaser said:
It's not rape if it isn't sentient ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I am suspecting this is a joke thread, but if it isn't: It's not healthy, especially if the corpse is "dead for a few days" old

Munkelzahn is never serious as far as I can tell.

At least, I really hope he isn't.

You actually brought it up. lol

Is the consensual necro porn legal?

I don't have enough experience handling corpses to provide an informed opinion. Unfortunately, I seem to also have a mental block preventing me from imagining any such graphic fantasies, so an uninformed opinion is also out of reach. The longer I attempt to ponder this matter, the duller my thoughts become. My mental landscape is approaching oblivion. IIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

abadbird said:
I don't have enough experience handling corpses to provide an informed opinion. Unfortunately, I seem to also have a mental block preventing me from imagining any such graphic fantasies, so an uninformed opinion is also out of reach. The longer I attempt to ponder this matter, the duller my thoughts become. My mental landscape is approaching oblivion. IIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

and that's how the first black lantern was created

This entire thread reminds me of the (discontinued) webcomic Sexy Losers (non-furry) - necrophilia, incest, sexual situations/secretions everywhere, and plenty of grim humor.

(Link to first strip for anyone lazy, but interested.)

wat the fug

How are so many people against this? What is better than coming home after a long day at work and cracking open a cold one?

Does the whole "Silence means consent" come into play here?

Wanna get a separate donation card for my dick so I could keep on fucking people after death

Whatever.

If you hit a doe (female deer), and it's still fresh, and if you decide to take that body home or something...

Only works with the undead

I can't help but think of Cannibal Corpse's songs whenever I hear someone mention necrophilia.

Consensual Necrophilia? All I can say to do that is do it if ya want but don't complain when ya catch a disease or get some maggots crawling in your noodle