So I've made a couple posts on the forums about Bad Dragon stuff.

SEE: http://imgur.com/a/DEszK

This being said, for a long time I've actually not bought any Bad Dragon items and furthermore I ran out of their lube a long time ago.

I started to use other types of lube (durex and the others) Only to discover I have a terrible reaction to "glycerin" Which funny enough, BD does not use. I had no idea I had this reaction until recently when I experimented with multiple types of lube before discovering every one of them caused a terrible burning sensation and large amounts of pain.

It's quite the reaction and I'm sure some of you experience the same thing as apparently it's not as rare as you might think.

ANYWAY:

TL:DR;

Anyone got opinions on the different types of Bad Dragon lube (links above)

Bonus points for:
- Being allergic/having reactions to glycerin
- Having tried both types of lube
- Owning more then 2 BD toys
or
- Owning more the one ;type; of BD toy
- Pics of said stuff ^

Yo. Get the coffee mug.

Then you'll be cool like me.

Knotty_Curls said:
Yo. Get the coffee mug.

Then you'll be cool like me.

Deff

I almost got the mug one time actually I came -this- close but then shipping on my Kelvin fucked me harder then the toy did and I couldn't.

yeah the shipping cost is absurd and I have no clue why

Knotty_Curls said:
yeah the shipping cost is absurd and I have no clue why

14 dollars for the lube itself

cost with shipping comes to over $40

Knotty_Curls said:
yeah the shipping cost is absurd and I have no clue why

"Handling" fees. :3

furballs_dc said:
"Handling" fees. :3

J-Lube.

The key ingredient is the same as Bad-Dragon's cumlube: polyethylene oxide. The same sticky, gooey lubricant-- but much more cost-effective! Bad-Dragon's margin of profit on cumlube is ridiculously high; $5.40 for 8oz of cumlube (bulk pricing) whereas a $20 10oz bottle of J-Lube powder can make around SIX GALLONS (768oz) of lube. Quite the markup. You just add water. You can mix it to be as sticky/gooey or slick/runny as you desire. Use a $0.99 condiment bottle or reuse an empty BD cumlube bottle to store mixed J-Lube.

This is a fantastic article about J-Lube that you may want to look into.
http://www.anus.org/SEX/jlube.html

Short informational video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRQaGbQEZeI

Example of extra-thick J-Lube batch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veVd4lw4kRE

Cynosure said:
fucked me harder then the toy did

Ooooooohhhhh myyyyyyyyy

chdgs said:
J-Lube.

As much as your j-lube stuff interests me, I know that for me Bad Dragon lube is the only lube that does not cause a reaction for me. So I'm gonna stay safe with BD for now until I get a larger prepaid visa card.

I'm personally gonna start with something relatively easy. Something that tapers, like Winston's Tail.

Or maybe just a penetrable, whatever

Cynosure said:
As much as your j-lube stuff interests me, I know that for me Bad Dragon lube is the only lube that does not cause a reaction for me. So I'm gonna stay safe with BD for now until I get a larger prepaid visa card.

Righty-o. Lube is very important, but even moreso is using whatever suits you. Use what works best for you. Always.

TheHuskyK9 said:
Ooooooohhhhh myyyyyyyyy

My bad.

-

Anyway, when are the other admins on the ones who own BD toys? Or furthermore the admins that actually work at BD.

Both lubes have the exact same consistency, the only difference is that the white lube has a clouding agent in it to make it look white.
Also, J-lube powder is cheaper because you pay for shipping water with 5-10% actual lube ingredients, whereas the powder doesn't have the water part.

J-lube should also be hypoallergenic, so you'd be safe with that as well, but mixing the lube permanently stains a container so you'd need a pot or something you dedicate for the lube mixing. Of course you already have the bad dragon lube bottle, grab a clean plastic chop stick and you could mix it in there rather easily, but these powder's generally mkx better with warm water/ under heat.

NotMeNotYou said:
Both lubes have the exact same consistency, the only difference is that the white lube has a clouding agent in it to make it look white.
Also, J-lube powder is cheaper because you pay for shipping water with 5-10% actual lube ingredients, whereas the powder doesn't have the water part.

J-lube should also be hypoallergenic, so you'd be safe with that as well, but mixing the lube permanently stains a container so you'd need a pot or something you dedicate for the lube mixing. Of course you already have the bad dragon lube bottle, grab a clean plastic chop stick and you could mix it in there rather easily, but these powder's generally mkx better with warm water/ under heat.

Actually I live with family at this current moment so when I ran out and emptied hte bottle I ripped the label off cut it in half and threw it out to avoid all suspicion.

That being said tho I have like a million thermous(s) I suppose I could turn one into a lube container.

NotMeNotYou said:

J-lube

Wait are you guys talking about this?
http://www.cheaplubes.com/j-lube-10-oz-powder.aspx

The thing that says "Veterinarian Use Only"

The thing that says "may cause illness an/or death." (When leaked into some weird cavity thing)

I think I'll take 200 steps away from this and just go back to Bad Dragon where the information section doesn't say I might die from improper use.

Cynosure said:
The thing that says "Veterinarian Use Only"

There are animals suffering from vaginal dryness?
:p

aurel said:
glycerine allergy?
Thats a thing? ...uhm
HOW THE FUCK?!
oh well, could be worse... you could be allergic to oxygen.

Idk a (lot)-(Lot meaning a fair amount) of people apparently have it.

Causes a very bad burning sensation on (to put it lightly) "delicate" skin. Especially "internal" flesh/organs. Imagine if your toy was too big for you but you forced it in anyway, you'd feel a sort of burning sensation mixed with terrible stinging (Like getting salt in a mouth sore)

This means that even normal healthy safe sex (with plenty of said lube, practice/planning) Will feel horrible and painful even tho it shouldn't at all. It causes no lasting damage to any tissue (That I can see/feel) But it makes otherwise enjoyable sex terribly painful.

The cavity they are talking about is the bag of meat that holds all your organs in place. If you want to get lube there you'd have to puncture your intestines and pump lube through that hole. I'm not sure about it but I'm pretty certain even Bad Dragon lube would be very bad in there. Never mind that you'd bleed to death internally at that point so the lube would be a rather small concern all things considered.
Also, J-Lube is Polyethylene oxide, sucrose, and water, bad dragon uses the same oxide but substitutes the sucrose for a different diffusion agent, but sucrose itself is still perfectly safe for humans.
BD uses Titanium dioxide to get the white color, and otherwise just citric acid to make sure the pH value is closer to the body to make it more comfortable to use.

I was going to mention J-Lube, but it's already been mentioned, so I'll second it.

Munkelzahn said:
There are animals suffering from vaginal dryness?
:p

Quick! Let's fist them!

GameManiac said:
Quick! Let's fist them!

I'll just edit out this part to make your life more interesting.

Kristal_Candeo said:
stuff

I don't want this to sound rude but.

Did you even bother to read my post or are you just delusional?

This is a quote from my post:
"Long story short, I'm buying two bottles of 8oz lube from bad dragon I can buy them right this second and start the shipping but I'm not quite sure which one I want to get so I want to hear some opinions."

Furthermore you asked about gender. If you had read my list of toys and looked at pics you would have seen "Rowan" which is a penetrable toy. Meaning I'm male.

Cynosure said:
I don't want this to sound rude but.

Did you even bother to read my post or are you just delusional?

This is a quote from my post:
"Long story short, I'm buying two bottles of 8oz lube from bad dragon I can buy them right this second and start the shipping but I'm not quite sure which one I want to get so I want to hear some opinions."

Furthermore you asked about gender. If you had read my list of toys and looked at pics you would have seen "Rowan" which is a penetrable toy. Meaning I'm male.

Well shit. My bad.

I may be a little delusional. Or a lot. Who knows?

I just kinda skimmed through all of the posts here and kinda assumed which I should not have done now that I reflect on it. Sorry.

EDIT: I guess I got confused by this-

Bonus Points for...
...
- Owning more then 2 BD toys
or
- Owning more the one ;type; of BD toy
...

So Again, my bad.

Cynosure said:
If you had read my list of toys and looked at pics you would have seen "Rowan" which is a penetrable toy. Meaning I'm male.

To be fair, you also mentioned Kelvin somewhere in there. (not in the initial post but later on) and added pics of that. Also Sexy gifts are apparently a thing so yeah.

Sorry anyway.

Cynosure said:
I don't want this to sound rude but.

Did you even bother to read my post or are you just delusional?

This is a quote from my post:
"Long story short, I'm buying two bottles of 8oz lube from bad dragon I can buy them right this second and start the shipping but I'm not quite sure which one I want to get so I want to hear some opinions."

Furthermore you asked about gender. If you had read my list of toys and looked at pics you would have seen "Rowan" which is a penetrable toy. Meaning I'm male.

This is a good way to make sure people don't give a shit about helping you.