Topic: Ugly confessions/stories thread

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Have any ugly confessions or stories worth tellin'?

As for me

I was never really liked when I were in school. In fact, when I moved at the start of senior year the students at the new school thought I was gonna shoot up the joint, thanks to this one prick who thought it be a good idea to spread a rumor saying so. It weren't until the last month or so they realized I wasn't going to.
Now we're talking about a town of only a thousand people. You shit wrong and everybody knows. Other than that asshole's rumor I sorta fit in as far as stuff I like goes. We all like to hunt and stuff. And drink. No they don't know I'm a furfag. I don't need to worry about them finding out. I live far enough away from any town. Fine by me, I never had many friends anyway. Of those I did have, one got run over and killed by some idiot. And after moving I'm now too far from the other two or three to see them. I'll likely never see them again. I'm not the kinda guy people like hanging out with, because I'm awkward and obnoxious.

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I spend money on Runescape bonds and Treasure Hunter keys

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I paid $10 for "Minecraft: Beta for Windows 10", then replaced Windows 10 on my laptop with Xubuntu.

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Letting some asshole "borrow" my 1st edition Master Chief CE action figure back in 3rd grade. Never saw John again. I'm pissed to this day.

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Si_288 said:
Letting some asshole "borrow" my 1st edition Master Chief CE action figure back in 3rd grade. Never saw John again. I'm pissed to this day.

You didn't mention the part where you killed him.

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I once considered putting my late copy of SSB4 to a table saw. I never did, I just sold it.

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I have one of the worst addictions ever... A WoW addiction.

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Here's a confession: I'm kinda into this furry porn stuff, actually... I hope you guys won't judge me D:

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Fenrick said:
Here's a confession: I'm kinda into this furry porn stuff, actually... I hope you guys won't judge me D:

How fuckign dare you

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sometimes i fantasize about being a normie and living a normie life

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R-U-S-T-Y said:
sometimes i fantasize about being a normie and living a normie life

Normal is for squares.
You need another shot of yiffskey

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TruckNutz said:
How fuckign dare you

Is it bad that I read that in Sargon of Akkad's voice? XD

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Siral_Eurgh-xan said:
I have one of the worst addictions ever... A WoW addiction.

have you let it progress to the point where you'd cuss out a family member if they dared to bother you while you were playing? if not then i don't think it's TOO bad...yet.

probably the worst i can think of (if you really consider piracy to be that bad) MIGHT be having torrented enough content over the years (not just video games) to amount to at least $5-10k saved. >.> especially with this reflexive arcade collection...1.1k games all in one big download. that is one EXPENSIVE hobby...

TruckNutz said:
No they don't know I'm a furfag.

people worry over some of the dumbest things possible. if that causes a problem then it's not YOU who is at fault but rather those making a problem out of something that isn't one. geez, you could probably get something like that on Sargon's "This Week In Stupid" series. i mean, it can't be much more stupid than a woman claiming sexual assault when a chef, holding a 3-5 inch tall plastic toy that looks like a little boy, pulls said toys pants down and it sprays water at you. that's quite literally nothing more than a harmless squirt gun.

or..or maybe, a woman who felt something assault her in her bedroom only to turn on her Pokemon Go game and see a charmander above her bed.

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sorry, but find something better to worry about. at least with me theres the oh so VERY small chance of legal concern which isn't that likely to happen since i don't run a site distributing said content. i doubt the cops care enough to go after every single person who pirates something when they have bigger things to deal with.

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Fenrick said:
You didn't mention the part where you killed him.

His normal life is punishment enough. Killing him would be a doing him a favor.

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treos said:
have you let it progress to the point where you'd cuss out a family member if they dared to bother you while you were playing? if not then i don't think it's TOO bad...yet.

probably the worst i can think of (if you really consider piracy to be that bad) MIGHT be having torrented enough content over the years (not just video games) to amount to at least $5-10k saved. >.> especially with this reflexive arcade collection...1.1k games all in one big download. that is one EXPENSIVE hobby...

people worry over some of the dumbest things possible. if that causes a problem then it's not YOU who is at fault but rather those making a problem out of something that isn't one. geez, you could probably get something like that on Sargon's "This Week In Stupid" series. i mean, it can't be much more stupid than a woman claiming sexual assault when a chef, holding a 3-5 inch tall plastic toy that looks like a little boy, pulls said toys pants down and it sprays water at you. that's quite literally nothing more than a harmless squirt gun.

or..or maybe, a woman who felt something assault her in her bedroom only to turn on her Pokemon Go game and see a charmander above her bed.

post #905700

sorry, but find something better to worry about. at least with me theres the oh so VERY small chance of legal concern which isn't that likely to happen since i don't run a site distributing said content. i doubt the cops care enough to go after every single person who pirates something when they have bigger things to deal with.

Wtf I said I'm not worried about ppl knowing.

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Si_288 said:
His normal life is punishment enough. Killing him would be a doing him a favor.

Who are you talking about

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I have another confession to make:
I'm trying to create and spread new memes like this
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centipede

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I once, as a kid, almost got in a toy car with a complete stranger at the mall because there was a bowl of candy in it. Damn, their advertising game was strong.

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I keep a logbook of peoples mistakes/fuck-ups and embarrassing facts. I've never used it and never told anyone. I did however threaten someone to keep them in line...

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CuteCoughDeath said:
I keep a logbook of peoples mistakes/fuck-ups and embarrassing facts. I've never used it and never told anyone. I did however threaten someone to keep them in line...

Blackmail? Well that's cool I guess.

But I don't understand how you could keep something so terrible to keep someone at your will a secret. I mean, if it's something really that bad, how does no one else know of it?

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I cuddle a pillow at night.

It's just a regular pillow

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R-U-S-T-Y said:
I cuddle a pillow at night.

It's just a regular pillow

I do too. I also spoon the big blankets like a tail hug. It's pretty nice and it doesn't bitch at you or say "don't touch me"

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I have spent over $300 on Warframe stuff. I don't even play the game anymore since I can't trust myself not to bankrupt myself.

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TruckNutz said:
I do too. I also spoon the big blankets like a tail hug. It's pretty nice and it doesn't bitch at you or say "don't touch me"

She sounds nice.
Does she have a sister?

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Thirtyeight said:
I have spent over $300 on Warframe stuff. I don't even play the game anymore since I can't trust myself not to bankrupt myself.

I used to play Halo CE for 8 hours a day.
Good days.

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I'm a games workshop employee who generally agrees with their business policy

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Thirtyeight said:
I have spent over $300 on Warframe stuff. I don't even play the game anymore since I can't trust myself not to bankrupt myself.

i've heard some pretty horrible stuff about that game on youtube. kinda glad now, that the system requirements forced me to stop playing a good while back (darn devs always pushing for the best possible graphics. not everyone has or can afford a friggin super strong gaming rig!).

that reminds me. i DID stick with WoW for around 5 years at one point. but unlike those who play it and get hooked with some dumb addiction (may want to be careful if your personality has tendencies related to addiction in general), i eventually got bored and quit (well, more to it than that but details and stuff). even went so far as to break the install disc in 2 (before they had the whole "online" installation process going).

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Si_288 said:
She sounds nice.
Does she have a sister?

Yeah her name's Second Blanket lol

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Si_288 said:
She sounds nice.
Does she have a sister?

right hand

she's kind of a slut though

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R-U-S-T-Y said:
right hand

she's kind of a slut though

I'm more into twins.

Never ditched high school.
I wish I had.
So much wasted life in public school.

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I'm actually dad No, just kidding, I'm an impasta.

But actually, one time when I was like 6 my brother was getting poptarts out of the lil foil wrapper for me, and I cried because he broke the poptarts and I refused to eat the poptarts until he got non-broken ones

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My blacklist filters about half of all Krystal pictures on this site (mostly the ones where she's fucking character that aren't Fox). All so I don't have a mental breakdown.

The context is that I might have a psychological problem don't see her as a whore like most people do.

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Chameloshi said:
My blacklist filters about half of all Krystal pictures on this site (mostly the ones where she's fucking character that aren't Fox). All so I don't have a mental breakdown.

The context is that I might have a psychological problem don't see her as a whore like most people do.

Eh. She's not a whore. It's just that people keep drawing her in sexual situations.

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AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
I'm actually dad No, just kidding, I'm an impasta.

But actually, one time when I was like 6 my brother was getting poptarts out of the lil foil wrapper for me, and I cried because he broke the poptarts and I refused to eat the poptarts until he got non-broken ones

hmmm... Chilled orange pop-tarts! (stick 'em in the fridge and they come out tasting like orange sherbert.)

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Chameloshi said:
My blacklist filters about half of all Krystal pictures on this site (mostly the ones where she's fucking character that aren't Fox). All so I don't have a mental breakdown.

The context is that I might have a psychological problem don't see her as a whore like most people do.

Sorrowless said:
Eh. She's not a whore. It's just that people keep drawing her in sexual situations.

she's not a whore, she's a fucking 2d cartoon blue fox from a video game, people

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R-U-S-T-Y said:
she's not a whore, she's a fucking 2d cartoon blue fox from a video game, people

Well aren't you stating the obvious. You can still get an impression of fictional characters.

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