papyrus (undertale (series) and etc) created by sirartwork
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  • When Sans steals your joke.
    Papyrus: *Gaster Blaster Master!
    Sans: *gaster blaster master caster!
    Sans: *gaster blaster master caster disaster!
    Sans: *gaster blaster master caster disaster plaster!
    Sans: *gaster blaster master caster disaster plaster faster!
    Papyrus:

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  • Anano said:
    When Sans steals your joke.
    Papyrus: *Gaster Blaster Master!
    Sans: *gaster blaster master caster!
    Sans: *gaster blaster master caster disaster!
    Sans: *gaster blaster master caster disaster plaster!
    Sans: *gaster blaster master caster disaster plaster faster!
    Papyrus:

    When the internet steals ur joke:
    *everyone is now annoyed*

    Also, what meme would do fine with this picture?

    WHO TOUCHA MY SPAHGETT

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  • Comic-Sans: I bought a copy of MS Office, but I dropped it on the road going back to my car...well, that's the Word on the street.
    If someone copies the way I make pastaDid they just copy-pasta?
    Tepsodent. Polgate. Glose-up. Don't trust them. They are all copy-paste.
    Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
    Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
    I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.She did not hold Up well.
    "A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
    Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
    Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!
    How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? He could feel it in his bones!
    The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
    I got this next line of jokes from a Tequila Mockingbird that's sure that everyone will find this humerus!
    Where do you learn about bones?Osteoclasst.
    What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?An osteoblast.
    Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?He wants tibia honest.
    Why did the skeleton start a fight?He had a bone to pick.
    What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?The hip.
    What do you call a funny bone?A humerus.
    Why was the skeleton stupid?He was a numskull.
    Why was the skeleton so lonely?He had no body.
    Why are bones so calm?Nothing gets under their skin.
    What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?Spare ribs.
    Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?It goes right through them.
    Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?A rib cage.
    Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?It’s a skeleton crew.
    Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?He marrowly escaped.
    What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?Bone appetit!
    How do you know if a spine finds you funny?It starts cracking up.
    Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?He didn’t have the stomach for it.
    Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?They don’t have a leg to stand on.
    What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?Spine on the dotted line.
    Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?He was bone tired.
    What do you call a skeleton who lies?A phoney-ba-boney.
    How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?By the bony express.
    What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?A bone-zai tree.
    Why are skeletons such bad liars?Everyone can see right through them.
    How do two skeletons have sex?They bone each other.
    Papyrus: SSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNSSS!!!!!!!!!
    Comic-Sans: uh oh! got tibia go!

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  • imthedoctor said:
    Comic-Sans: I bought a copy of MS Office, but I dropped it on the road going back to my car...well, that's the Word on the street.
    If someone copies the way I make pastaDid they just copy-pasta?
    Tepsodent. Polgate. Glose-up. Don't trust them. They are all copy-paste.
    Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
    Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
    I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.She did not hold Up well.
    "A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
    Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
    Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!
    How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? He could feel it in his bones!
    The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
    I got this next line of jokes from a Tequila Mockingbird that's sure that everyone will find this humerus!
    Where do you learn about bones?Osteoclasst.
    What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?An osteoblast.
    Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?He wants tibia honest.
    Why did the skeleton start a fight?He had a bone to pick.
    What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?The hip.
    What do you call a funny bone?A humerus.
    Why was the skeleton stupid?He was a numskull.
    Why was the skeleton so lonely?He had no body.
    Why are bones so calm?Nothing gets under their skin.
    What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?Spare ribs.
    Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?It goes right through them.
    Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?A rib cage.
    Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?It’s a skeleton crew.
    Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?He marrowly escaped.
    What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?Bone appetit!
    How do you know if a spine finds you funny?It starts cracking up.
    Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?He didn’t have the stomach for it.
    Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?They don’t have a leg to stand on.
    What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?Spine on the dotted line.
    Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?He was bone tired.
    What do you call a skeleton who lies?A phoney-ba-boney.
    How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?By the bony express.
    What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?A bone-zai tree.
    Why are skeletons such bad liars?Everyone can see right through them.
    How do two skeletons have sex?They bone each other.
    Papyrus: SSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNSSS!!!!!!!!!
    Comic-Sans: uh oh! got tibia go!

    One point for you sir

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  • imthedoctor said:
    Comic-Sans: I bought a copy of MS Office, but I dropped it on the road going back to my car...well, that's the Word on the street.
    If someone copies the way I make pastaDid they just copy-pasta?
    Tepsodent. Polgate. Glose-up. Don't trust them. They are all copy-paste.
    Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
    Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
    I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.She did not hold Up well.
    "A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
    Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
    Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!
    How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? He could feel it in his bones!
    The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
    I got this next line of jokes from a Tequila Mockingbird that's sure that everyone will find this humerus!
    Where do you learn about bones?Osteoclasst.
    What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?An osteoblast.
    Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?He wants tibia honest.
    Why did the skeleton start a fight?He had a bone to pick.
    What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?The hip.
    What do you call a funny bone?A humerus.
    Why was the skeleton stupid?He was a numskull.
    Why was the skeleton so lonely?He had no body.
    Why are bones so calm?Nothing gets under their skin.
    What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?Spare ribs.
    Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?It goes right through them.
    Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?A rib cage.
    Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?It’s a skeleton crew.
    Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?He marrowly escaped.
    What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?Bone appetit!
    How do you know if a spine finds you funny?It starts cracking up.
    Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?He didn’t have the stomach for it.
    Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?They don’t have a leg to stand on.
    What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?Spine on the dotted line.
    Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?He was bone tired.
    What do you call a skeleton who lies?A phoney-ba-boney.
    How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?By the bony express.
    What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?A bone-zai tree.
    Why are skeletons such bad liars?Everyone can see right through them.
    How do two skeletons have sex?They bone each other.
    Papyrus: SSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNSSS!!!!!!!!!
    Comic-Sans: uh oh! got tibia go!

    I'm surprised you're not BONE dry on jokes.

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