Topic: how do you masturbate?

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The title is self-explanatory, do you edge? What hand position/movement do you use? Do you use a toy? Do you orgasm multiple times usually? ETC...

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when I'm about to cum I yell "SPIRIT GUN" and splatter all over demons

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Knotty_Curls said:
when I'm about to cum I yell "SPIRIT GUN" and splatter all over demons

"KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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Damn dude you been cranking out forum threads

An to answer your question, I use my hand

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Rustyy said:
I use my hand

Fenrick said:
Usually with my penis.

I usually use both. Tried using my foot once, didn't work out. Tried using my mouth, too, but I'm only just flexible enough to lick the head, and that's enough to cause pains from how far I stretch my muscles for that.

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Right hand grabbing the stick shift. Left hand firmly stuffed into the muffler.

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usually i stimulate my genitals with hand (own hand to be specific)

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Rustyy said:
Damn dude you been cranking out forum threads

Yeah, I actually noticed this too.

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now im just angry at myself for not making a cheese grater joke

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With unicorn magic

actually, pretty much like others have said

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I'm a bit old fashioned: I just use my tentacles.

On rare days I'll use my antennae, but that gets a little bit kinky. =/

jk...but you probably won't get many/any serious responses here, because of our no-creepy-overly-explicit-tmi type rules. You can probably google to find other places where people can discuss their masturbatory methods more freely though. There's plenty of those out there, and it can make for pretty fascinating and educational reading actually.

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leomole

Former Staff

7 ceramic plates, a bicycle, 4 paperclips, 13 AAA batteries, and a can of cheez whiz.

Sometimes I use AA instead.

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Had an old boyfriend who used to use fuzzy blankets.

Super soft blankets would apparently feel quite good (Never tried it despite him asking me to) And it has the advantage of catching the "messy" part of the experience once you were done.

2) I used to (And sometimes still do) act as a camboy, and some boys on the other side of hte cam would often turn on their cam and show their own uhmmm. "show" for lack of a better word. which personally I never really watched, I was mostly busy watching my own cam to make sure I wasn't screwing up. However this one boy I noticed he would do this thing where he "stroked" like normal boys do but as he got closer to finish he would take a small hand towel and place it on his stomach/chest. He would finish onto it then roll it up (literally roll it in a line) and that was it. Which personally I thought was hilarious cause he had it down to a science.

3) Personally I enjoy Rowan - with a side helping of Kelvin or Fenrir. - You should search those on BadDragon.

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Cynosure said:
3) Personally I enjoy Rowan - with a side helping of Kelvin or Fenrir. - You should search those on BadDragon.

If only I could afford those :( and even if I could, keeping them hidden!

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furrypickle said:
jk...but you probably won't get many/any serious responses here, because of our no-creepy-overly-explicit-tmi type rules.

Didn't know it applied to the forums, to be honest funny responses are still good! :3

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I grab the meatstick, and then I yank until I rip it root from stem and blood goes everywhere.

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My suggestion?

  • Pick something random off of jackinworld (or clitical, start somewhere at the end of the list)
  • Change your mind at the last minute, then use your hands or something large from Bad Dragon instead
  • Repeat until satisfied

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xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
The title is self-explanatory, do you edge? What hand position/movement do you use? Do you use a toy? Do you orgasm multiple times usually? ETC...

Of course I edge, who doesn't? lol

I just recently started using vibe eggs to masturbate. They are REALLY good for edging.

I tape 2 to my dick, and browse til I pop. You should try it! It's super fun, cheap, and easier than regular fapping lol.

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Well, she uses fingers and pens mostly. GC controller is nice too.

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Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:
Of course I edge, who doesn't? lol

I just recently started using vibe eggs to masturbate. They are REALLY good for edging.

I tape 2 to my dick, and browse til I pop. You should try it! It's super fun, cheap, and easier than regular fapping lol.

That sounds...interesting. Hmm

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Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:
I just recently started using vibe eggs to masturbate. They are REALLY good for edging.

I tape 2 to my dick, and browse til I pop. You should try it! It's super fun, cheap, and easier than regular fapping lol.

Similar to this?
post #744955

I actually tried that as well after reading your comments in post #815844 Though I used adjustable leather cock ring which is far nicer than tape approach. That was an experience allright.

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classic-style. no lotion, just hand movement, nothing out of the ordinary. i edge sometimes, but not all the time. people wonder how i do it.

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Mario69 said:
Similar to this?
post #744955

I actually tried that as well after reading your comments in post #815844 Though I used adjustable leather cock ring which is far nicer than tape approach. That was an experience allright.

Yeah just like that, I dont have any cock rings though :(

Glad you liked it too! It's been hard for me to go back since I tried it, haha.

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mvpm8 said:
classic-style. no lotion, just hand movement, nothing out of the ordinary. i edge sometimes, but not all the time. people wonder how i do it.

That's one thing I've never understood about; the lotion. Is that for lube or is their dick THAT ashy? :V

That and tissue paper. Why tissue paper?? It's the weakest of papers

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TheHuskyK9 said:
That's one thing I've never understood about; the lotion. Is that for lube or is their dick THAT ashy? :V

That and tissue paper. Why tissue paper?? It's the weakest of papers

Be a warrior. Clean up using sandpaper.

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TheHuskyK9 said:
That's one thing I've never understood about; the lotion. Is that for lube or is their dick THAT ashy? :V

That and tissue paper. Why tissue paper?? It's the weakest of papers

The tissue paper brands I purchase (For use on the nose, only, I don't clean up with it) are actually pretty sturdy. What brands do you get if they're super weak?

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Munkelzahn said:
How did people learn to fap before the Interwebs?
Or was it illegal?

They had to read about it in books. Before books, they had brothel-taverns so you didn't have to, but you could always ask for tips if you were planning to go on a solo camping trip or something.

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Furrin_Gok said:
The tissue paper brands I purchase (For use on the nose, only, I don't clean up with it) are actually pretty sturdy. What brands do you get if they're super weak?

#TeamTowelRags

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Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:
Of course I edge, who doesn't? lol

I find it interesting that it's somehow gotten to the point where it's been re-jargoned....but hasn't the whole tantric thing been around forlike,ever – I mean who wouldn't want to maximise endorphin release every time after all

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices

I've found that a lot of the ideas on jing can also apply solipsistically and can be pretty useful in some of the more psychosomatic aspects of furries

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_(medicine)#Chinese_cultural_beliefs

Seems taoist fox spirits have quite the lineage for Renamon and her ilk to have drawn on

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xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
But that way you can't browse on here! ;3

Feet are a thing. (Tab, Enter / Ctrl+Enter, Ctrl+PageDown/PageUp. Not that much dexterity required.)

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Oh, I forgot to add that I am as silent as a ghost when I get down to business.

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With oil and woman's thighs or hands... wait what was the question again?

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TheHuskyK9 said:
That's one thing I've never understood about; the lotion. Is that for lube or is their dick THAT ashy? :V

Some kind of lube is more or less necessary if you're circumcised. I mean, you can still do the skin over skin thing, but it's nothing close to what you can do with foreskin.

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Qmannn said:
On the subject of lube, I would like to thank whoever on e621, I think, for bringing up J-Lube. Much more cost efficient than buying Bad Dragon's stuff, which ended up being my favorite.

Sorry just had to ask, and apologies again if this sounds dumb but, is J-lube alright to use with silicone products?

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Hiatuss said:
With oil and woman's thighs or hands... wait what was the question again?

if thats your masturbation method, i might have to call cops.

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I usually lay in bed, on my back, and I FIRMLY GRASP IT, yanking off until I get my cum on my blankets, on my stomach, etc. Then sometimes I try to sleep after that. I don't even like masturbating though. I'd rather have someone to be with.

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TruckNutz said:
I usually lay in bed, on my back, and I FIRMLY GRASP IT, yanking off until I get my cum on my blankets, on my stomach, etc. Then sometimes I try to sleep after that. I don't even like masturbating though. I'd rather have someone to be with.

>cumming on your blankets
Gonna get stains, bro

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Rustyy said:
Damn dude you been cranking out forum threads

That's not the only thing he's been cranking out.
Hey-oooo.

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How do you all have this down to a science? I don't really have a routine it's just like "I'm really feeling it!" And then "OH YEAH MR KRABS!" *splurt* "I wonder if anything good is on a Steam sale"

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Pyke said:
Sometimes I pull so hard, I rip the skin.

Sucks when that happens.

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Pyke said:
Sometimes I pull so hard, I rip the skin.

luckily i've never jerked that fast/hard. is it painful?

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mvpm8 said:
luckily i've never jerked that fast/hard. is it painful?

I have. Didn't hurt that much until I got a scab under my shaft, lol.

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Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:
I have. Didn't hurt that much until I got a scab under my shaft, lol.

Uncomfortable to walk around without a bandage at that point, the slightest rub of fabric is painful.

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Furrin_Gok said:
Unfomfortable to walk around without a bandage at that point, the slightest rub of fabric is painful.

Yeah, it sucks. You should use lube if you fap alot, haha.

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Ahri_The_Pure_Slut said:
Yeah, it sucks. You should use lube if you fap alot, haha.

I find it's still possible with a bandage on, just gotta be gentler.

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Pyke said:
Sometimes I pull so hard, I rip the skin.

I'll never have that problem. Mom decided the first day she met me that I didn't need the extra skin on me....that fucking bitch.

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as for how i do it. It depends sometimes I use my bad dragon toy with cum lube (shit is SUPER fucking sticky it's a hassle to use) but mostly I just use my hand, no lotion and edging sometimes.

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The_Diggler said:
I'll never have that problem. Mom decided the first day she met me that I didn't need the extra skin on me....that fucking bitch.

That doesn't stop you from tearing a bit of skin. I'm circumcized and have still torn skin before.

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Furrin_Gok said:
That doesn't stop you from tearing a bit of skin. I'm circumcized and have still torn skin before.

You know I think I might have too. I always thought I had just got rub burn or something but It might have just torn a little.

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The_Diggler said:
as for how i do it. It depends sometimes I use my bad dragon toy with cum lube (shit is SUPER fucking sticky it's a hassle to use) but mostly I just use my hand, no lotion and edging sometimes.

I wish I could get a bd! (Can't afford or hide it well)

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