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Topic: zone never does any gay stuff

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knot

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zone has done everything under the sun with straight or lesbian stuff.

However, they have done literally nothing with gay, or single male, or even a bisexual orgy thing!

Which sucks because their art quality/style is always so amazingly, and sometimes even better than the original quality, and they only bother to do it with females. And isn't zone a female and/or mostly females?

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Trying to do art that you personally dislike generally leads to shitty art, even by good artists. I'm operating under the assumption that a long-time lack of male-gay art by a particular artist means they're not interested in it.

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Zone is just an avatar but the real person is a dude maybe that's why zone don't make gay porn

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This should be OFF TOPIC

Maybe the dude doesn't like gay stuff :I

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KiwiPotato said:
wat

In-and-Out Burger is an example of "do one thing and be the best at it." They serve hamburgers and cheeseburgers in a drive-thru. That's it.

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null0010 said:
In-and-Out Burger is an example of "do one thing and be the best at it." They serve hamburgers and cheeseburgers in a drive-thru. That's it.

Also most warriors in D&D. They're only good at hitting stuff with swords(or axes or hammers or what have ye), but they're really good at hitting stuff with swords(or axes or hammers or what have ye).

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Also being well known and stuff means he doesn't lack business and can choose to not do things he does not like

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Test-Subject_217601 said:
Also most warriors in D&D. They're only good at hitting stuff with swords(or axes or hammers or what have ye), but they're really good at hitting stuff with swords(or axes or hammers or what have ye).

Warriors are shit at hitting things. They're only good for getting hit by things.

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Spess_Muhreen said:
Warriors are shit at hitting things. They're only good for getting hit by things.

Obviously, you've been playing with the wrong ones.

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Snowy

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Best for hitting things:
A Gnome Crusader, unarmed, with a cleric friend with access to the Luck domain and Imbue Healing.

Imbue Healing with the Luck domain says "any time you roll a 1, treat it as if you rolled a 2 instead". Crusaders have Aura of Chaos, which says "any time you roll the maximum possible number on a damage die, it explodes ". Gnome fists do d2 damage.

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Snowy said:
Best for hitting things:
A Gnome Crusader, unarmed, with a cleric friend with access to the Luck domain and Imbue Healing.

Imbue Healing with the Luck domain says "any time you roll a 1, treat it as if you rolled a 2 instead". Crusaders have Aura of Chaos, which says "any time you roll the maximum possible number on a damage die, it explodes ". Gnome fists do d2 damage.

Snowy said:
Best for hitting things:
A Gnome Crusader, unarmed, with a cleric friend with access to the Luck domain and Imbue Healing.

Imbue Healing with the Luck domain says "any time you roll a 1, treat it as if you rolled a 2 instead". Crusaders have Aura of Chaos, which says "any time you roll the maximum possible number on a damage die, it explodes ". Gnome fists do d2 damage.

Better for hitting things:

Be a 7th-level human wizard. Take Energy Substitution: electricity or sonic (Complete Arcane), Explosive Spell (Complete Arcane), Born of Three Thunders (Complete Arcane), Flash Frost (Player's Handbook II), and Snowcasting (Frostburn) as your feats. Make sure you have Locate City (Races of Destiny) and Lesser Globe of Invulnerability on your spell list.

Prepare all of your spell slots with Energy Substituted (electricity or sonic), Born of Three Thunders, Flash Frost Locate City spells. Save all of your 4th-level slots for Lesser Globe of Invulnerability. Cast LGoI so you'll be immune to the havoc you'll be causing. Now grab some ice from the freezer and cast Locate City. Because of Snowcasting, it gets the [cold] subtype, but because of Energy substitution, it instead has either the [electricity] or [sonic] subtype. Flash Frost makes it deal 2 cold damage to everyone in the area, which then gets converted to 2 electricity or sonic damage. Born of Three Thunders makes that 1 electricity and 1 sonic, and forces a Fortitude save against being stunned and forces a Reflex save against being knocked prone. Explosive Spell only affects spells that force a Reflex save, so we've got that covered.

Locate City affects a 10-mile/level radius, centered on you. At caster level 7th, that's a 70-mile radius, or a 369,600-foot radius. So you'll be doing 1 electricity damage and 1 sonic damage. Anyone who fails both the Fortitude save and the Reflex save will be pushed to the nearest edge of the area, taking 1d6 damage for every 10 feet moved. That's going to be a very forceful and painful trip indeed.

Once you cast it, all structures in a 70-mile radius will get utterly destroyed, and approximately half the population will fail their saves and violently get killed.

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That wonderfully broken string of effects falls apart with any GM that notices Locate City doesn't target anything, self or otherwise. So Flash Frost doesn't deal any damage (no targets), so Born of Three Thunders doesn't force any saves, so Explosive Spell doesn't push anything.

Believe me, though, I've sometimes wished to have a GM that would let me sneak that in.

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ikdind said:
That wonderfully broken string of effects falls apart with any GM that notices Locate City doesn't target anything, self or otherwise. So Flash Frost doesn't deal any damage (no targets), so Born of Three Thunders doesn't force any saves, so Explosive Spell doesn't push anything.

Believe me, though, I've sometimes wished to have a GM that would let me sneak that in.

Any decent player can weasel in a reason that it would work. Half the game is convincing the DM that what you're doing will work.

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TheTundraTerror said:
And this thread has been derailed...

Full Henderson

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The less boys the better. I applaud Zone for his lack of 100% male works.

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TheTundraTerror said:
And this thread has been derailed...

How often do you see a thread here dedicated to discussing broken tabletop mechanics?
That's right, not often enough.

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Snowy

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Spess_Muhreen said:
How often do you see a thread here dedicated to discussing broken tabletop mechanics?
That's right, not often enough.

Several times per day on other sites.

So yes, not often enough.

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knot

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if we are going to continue this could we at least make some connection to zone pls

this isn't even remotely on topic

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KiwiPotato said:
if we are going to continue this could we at least make some connection to zone pls

this isn't even remotely on topic

Well, I did end up here after one very convoluted hyperlink chain stemming from Old Man Henderson.

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Snowy

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Very convoluted hyperlink chains are the best thing about the internet.

...let me guess...1d4chan?

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