Well its that time of the year again!

It's my first year doing this and I'm 18, so I'm probably going to hate this! (Damn my raging hormones). I know I'm a day late but I didn't fap yesterday so it still counts!

Anyway, anyone else doing it? (If so, good luck!)

update: leap year as well... why does god hate me!

Bugger that for a game of soldiers. I think I might fap twice as much during february in protest.

Nah, I'm not gonna do it

TheHuskyK9 said:
Nah, I'm not gonna do it

I've already lost ;_;

hehe there's always next year ;)

Bowen_Whitehooves said:
Bugger that for a game of soldiers. I think I might fap twice as much during february in protest.

great, now I'm jealous!

xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
Well its that time of the year again!

It's my first year doing this and I'm 18, so I'm probably going to hate this! (Damn my raging hormones). I know I'm a day late but I didn't fap yesterday so it still counts!

Anyway, anyone else doing it? (If so, good luck!)

update: leap year as well... why does god hate me!

I'm doing it

willpower will prevail

Humans are not made for this torture.

i see absolutely no upside to doing this. if you wanna torment yourself then go ahead but for me? no thanks.

HotUnderTheCollar said:
Humans are not made for this torture.

yeah... I think there's a good chance my balls will just explode

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
I'm doing it

willpower will prevail

I don't have much willpower, but I'm going to try!
maybe I should stop coming on here as much, or I'm going to have VERY blue balls!

I already reached my yearly limit in Janurary, so I guess

I'm going for No Fap 2016. Doing well so far.

I fap almost daily. And I say almost because there are a few days where I just want to go straight to sleep after doing what I want to do during the day.

GameManiac said:
I fap almost daily. And I say almost because there are a few days where I just want to go straight to sleep after doing what I want to do during the day.

Yeah, that was me. Sometimes a couple of times a day when I wasn't busy!

Crystalinn said:
I'm going for No Fap 2016. Doing well so far.

Well its been just two days, you've got a long way to go my friend!

Knotty_Curls said:
I already reached my yearly limit in Janurary, so I guess

Yearly limit?

xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
Well its been just two days, you've got a long way to go my friend!

Actually, a month and two days. ;)

xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
Yearly limit?

ye man, my age.

every year i earn a new fap.

i blew through it all in january tho cus fk me

Jugofthat said:
Actually, a month and two days. ;)

Oh yeah, my mistake. Derp.

Knotty_Curls said:
ye man, my age.

every year i earn a new fap.

i blew through it all in january tho cus fk me

Ah, I see. Well for me that would be an average of 1.2 per month. Screw that!

treos said:
i see absolutely no upside to doing this. if you wanna torment yourself then go ahead but for me? no thanks.

not being a gross autistic meme is an upside

i mean i can go from being a gross autistic meme to a regular autistic meme which is 100% better

treos said:
i see absolutely no upside to doing this. if you wanna torment yourself then go ahead but for me? no thanks.

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:

not being a gross autistic meme is an upside

i mean i can go from being a gross autistic meme to a regular autistic meme which is 100% better

I'm lost :/

Wait wait wait. It's "No FAP," right?

I can still hire prozzies?

parasprite said:
not being a gross autistic meme is an upside

i mean i can go from being a gross autistic meme to a regular autistic meme which is 100% better

I'm lost :/

[/quote]

Seconded. I've never seen meme used in that way.

I've grown to hate that word, by the way.

On topic, not doing this. I don't really see why you would.

If it's a matter of willpower, why not put your willpower towards doing something actually productive? Instead of not fapping, exercise for a half hour (more?) each day or something.

I mean, I'm not stopping you, it just seems like a silly thing to do. If it's your kink though, go for it.

Clawdragons said:

On topic, not doing this. I don't really see why you would.

If it's a matter of willpower, why not put your willpower towards doing something actually productive? Instead of not fapping, exercise for a half hour (more?) each day or something.

I mean, I'm not stopping you, it just seems like a silly thing to do. If it's your kink though, go for it.

Masturbation is not entirely productive either…
And does it even need a point? Nobody’s making a statement with "No-shave November," it’s just something they do.

Fenrick said:
Masturbation is not entirely productive either…
And does it even need a point? Nobody’s making a statement with "No-shave November," it’s just something they do.

No-Shave November is actually designed to raise awareness for men's health, especially with respect to prostate cancer.

xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
Oh yeah, my mistake. Derp.
Ah, I see. Well for me that would be an average of 1.2 per month. Screw that!

18÷12=1.5

parasprite said:
not being a gross autistic meme is an upside

i mean i can go from being a gross autistic meme to a regular autistic meme which is 100% better

I'm lost :/
[/quote]

your not the only one. i dunno what he was going on about with that.

Even while in a relationship with someone you still gotta fap from time to time.
But I'll keep your challenge in mind as I "artistically observe" the next 600 goddamned Zootopia porn posts.

Treos, you might want to fix your quote there. Somehow you ended up quoting Parasprite when quoting Ryuzaki. Now that I noticed it I can't un-notice it.

treos said:
you're not the only one. i dunno what he was going on about with that.

tbh i think I'm quite clear here

one can prevent oneself from becoming a disgusting autistic meme by not fapping

it's quite simple

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
tbh i think I'm quite clear here

one can prevent oneself from becoming a disgusting autistic meme by not fapping

it's quite simple

wth is an autistic meme? i have no idea what your talking about. also, not sure if that's how you use the word meme.

Clawdragons said:
Treos, you might want to fix your quote there. Somehow you ended up quoting Parasprite when quoting Ryuzaki. Now that I noticed it I can't un-notice it.

That was me. Turns out respond doesn't like manually nested quotes.

Try responding to this:

Applejack said:

Will Hunting said:
Well how do you like them apples?

Ah like apples :v

treos said:
wth is an autistic meme? i have no idea what your talking about. also, not sure if that's how you use the word meme.

ok well do you know what autism is

and i assume you know what a meme is right?

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
ok well do you know what autism is

and i assume you know what a meme is right?

I don't think you know what either of those words mean. =/

parasprite said:
I don't think you know what either of those words mean. =/

is a joke

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
is a joke

Unless you're saying that you're real-life foul bachelor frog* or that you're cringe-worthiness is likely to go viral, "autistic meme" doesn't make much sense.

*EDIT: on second thought, I'm not sure if foul bachelor frog really counts as autistic, even by 4chan standards. Well, actually 4chan calls everything autistic. Anyways...

one can prevent oneself from becoming a disgusting autistic meme by not fapping

it's quite simple

Not fapping will just give you more testosterone... which isn't necessarily a good thing. It won't help prevent you from becoming an "autistic meme". (If you waste a lot of time viewing porn though, replacing that time with more productive things might help.)

i open this thread and im greeted by this mess

Mutisija said:
i open this thread and im greeted by this mess

You expected anything less?

Actinium-89 said:
You expected anything less?

honestly no. i dont know what made me think that furries would be capable to have a forum discussion longer than one page without starting weird drama

xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
Update: its been three days, I challenged another furry to not fap for the rest of this month. We ended up rp'ing a bit, which my balls are not liking!
I'm feeling really yiffy

no one cares

I don't see a good reason for it, so I'm not going to do it. Besides...I already lost.

Obi said:
I don't see a good reason for it, so I'm not going to do it. Besides...I already lost.

Hehe, a lot of people already lost!

Deh-tiger said:
Not fapping will just give you more testosterone... which isn't necessarily a good thing. It won't help prevent you from becoming an "autistic meme". (If you waste a lot of time viewing porn though, replacing that time with more productive things might help.)

well even so it'll at least make me feel better about myself

i mean the whole idea/rule of thumb is that if you fap you're somehow automatically

A) a pitiful loser
B) a 30-year-old virgin who lives in the basement and never sets foot outside
C) some sort of weird blob of mental illness/social awkwardness that prevents you from forming a relationship

since i know that i fit into at least 2 of those i might as well stop doing it i guess???

besides, i could most definitely do with more testosterone, since that's the stuff that builds musclemass and/or something resembling confidence

parasprite said:
I don't think you know what either of those words mean. =/

for the record though i already knew what both of those words mean

really though i just use them to describe myself in the context of a meme being an annoying, tacky and generally unwanted aspect of culture/internet culture

as for the whole autism thing i received my diagnosis around 7 years ago and i've hated myself ever since. so i just use the word 'autistic' exclusively as an insult to myself personally

then again if it's bothering anyone I suppose I could use the word 'trash' instead?

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
well even so it'll at least make me feel better about myself

i mean the whole idea/rule of thumb is that if you fap you're somehow automatically

A) a pitiful loser
B) a 30-year-old virgin who lives in the basement and never sets foot outside
C) some sort of weird blob of mental illness/social awkwardness that prevents you from forming a relationship

since i know that i fit into at least 2 of those i might as well stop doing it i guess???

I'd be careful about talking like that... You might just get a nasty report from somebody who doesn't like it. I get that you've had a Red Bar A Year, but that's not something to be proud of or keep up.

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
well even so it'll at least make me feel better about myself

i mean the whole idea/rule of thumb is that if you fap you're somehow automatically

A) a pitiful loser
B) a 30-year-old virgin who lives in the basement and never sets foot outside
C) some sort of weird blob of mental illness/social awkwardness that prevents you from forming a relationship

since i know that i fit into at least 2 of those i might as well stop doing it i guess???

so being perfectly normal makes you a bad person? nice logic you have there.

Ryuzaki_Izawa said
as for the whole autism thing i received my diagnosis around 7 years ago and i've hated myself ever since. so i just use the word 'autistic' exclusively as an insult to myself personally

It sounds like your saying you hated yourself because you were autistic. Even if it is towards yourself that's still somewhat offensive, and you are better than that, don't self loath.
(For the record I'm autistic)

xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
It sounds like your saying you hated yourself because you were autistic. Even if it is towards yourself that's still somewhat offensive, and you are better than that, don't self loath.
(For the record I'm autistic)

They throw the term autism around like it's candy flying out of a pinata nowadays. Either it's not as true as they're diagnosing, or the human race has mutated (Evolved) to be autistic as a form of advancing intellect (Autism typically results in a loss of social intellect but a gain in another field), which given the sheer number of humans in existence, is definitely a viable evolution.

Furrin_Gok said:
They throw the term autism around like it's candy flying out of a pinata nowadays. Either it's not as true as they're diagnosing, or the human race has mutated (Evolved) to be autistic as a form of advancing intellect (Autism typically results in a loss of social intellect but a gain in another field), which given the sheer number of humans in existence, is definitely a viable evolution.

more like a mutation since I doubt these bullshit personality traits of mine are going to help me pass on my genes

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
more like a mutation since I doubt these bullshit personality traits of mine are going to help me pass on my genes

As long as you aren't trying to be an ass (And then, even if you are, though it's harder), it's possible to find somebody who's willing to love you still. (Preaching from the choir here, I need to start looking)

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
more like a mutation since I doubt these bullshit personality traits of mine are going to help me pass on my genes

Well try and improve them then, it sounds like you have awful self esteem to start with. I know your not but I feel like your calling me a mutant now.

Furrin_Gok said:
They throw the term autism around like it's candy flying out of a pinata nowadays. Either it's not as true as they're diagnosing, or the human race has mutated (Evolved) to be autistic as a form of advancing intellect (Autism typically results in a loss of social intellect but a gain in another field), which given the sheer number of humans in existence, is definitely a viable evolution.

A lot of people would disagree with that concept (namely, people without autism). Still, the fact that autism exists and is easily passed onto children suggests that it is the next stage in evolution (natural selection). I'm very sceptical about it actually being some sort of evolution though.

Furrin_Gok said:
As long as you aren't trying to be an ass (And then, even if you are, though it's harder), it's possible to find somebody who's willing to love you still. (Preaching from the choir here, I need to start looking)

Yeah, I mean some people like "bad boys", I mean not quite the same thing, but similar.

Furrin_Gok said:
As long as you aren't trying to be an ass (And then, even if you are, though it's harder), it's possible to find somebody who's willing to love you still. (Preaching from the choir here, I need to start looking)

well no i'm not aiming to be an ass but i can't tell exactly when or if i'm coming across as one. that's the difficulty

by the way i definitely know about how it's extremely common to slap the 'autism' label onto someone nowadays, but i got my diagnosis before all that started to be a thing

also i question how it can be a viable evolutionary trait, i mean why would a species develop traits that prevent members from reproducing? i'm not sure if evolution takes numbers into account

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
well no i'm not aiming to be an ass but i can't tell exactly when or if i'm coming across as one. that's the difficulty

by the way i definitely know about how it's extremely common to slap the 'autism' label onto someone nowadays, but i got mine before all that started to be a thing

also i question how it can be a viable evolutionary trait, i mean why would a species develop traits that prevent members from reproducing? i'm not sure if evolution takes numbers into account

How did you jump to the conclusion that it prevents members from reproducing?! It makes no sense (at least to me). And anyway, homosexuals/asexuals don't have the desire reproduce but evolution decided it had a reason to stay, so its not all about reproduction

xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
How did you jump to the conclusion that it prevents members from reproducing?! It makes no sense (at least to me). And anyway, homosexuals/asexuals don't have the desire reproduce but evolution decided it had a reason to stay, so its not all about reproduction

uhh

- lack of social confidence

- extreme obsessions with like a few things

- in some extreme cases can make a person completely non-functional

also why are you talking about evolution like it's a sentient force? it literally just operates by chance and successfulness of certain traits

awkwardness/speech impediments/other accompanying mental disorders dont typically make the females of a species swoon at the sight of someone like that

in fact those traits could make it likely for someone to die

anyway this has gone on too long and it's the wrong place for this argument to occur

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
well no i'm not aiming to be an ass but i can't tell exactly when or if i'm coming across as one. that's the difficulty

by the way i definitely know about how it's extremely common to slap the 'autism' label onto someone nowadays, but i got my diagnosis before all that started to be a thing

also i question how it can be a viable evolutionary trait, i mean why would a species develop traits that prevent members from reproducing? i'm not sure if evolution takes numbers into account

Autism doesn't prevent reproduction, it's even been people with high marks who have been getting into beds nowadays. Being a jock is still a good way to do so, but plenty of folk are starting to like nerds as well or instead.

Plus, your classical jocks were pretty much asses anyways, the only reason they got good attention was because they scored well on the field, whereas we score well on paper.

And yes, I know, you don't always literally "Score good on paper," it's happened to me as well, but that's usually because you're focused on something else instead of applying your intellect. While I rarely got the best grades, certain subjects did come much more easily to me than to my classmates. I've also been an ass in the past, and can continue to be one at times, but to make up for it, I try to express my thanks more often and if somebody appears to be hurt, I appologize. Yes, that does mean that I have autism too.

thread is now about autism

though I suppose an argument can be made that it has always been about autism

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
for the record though i already knew what both of those words mean

really though i just use them to describe myself in the context of a meme being an annoying, tacky and generally unwanted aspect of culture/internet culture

as for the whole autism thing i received my diagnosis around 7 years ago and i've hated myself ever since. so i just use the word 'autistic' exclusively as an insult to myself personally

then again if it's bothering anyone I suppose I could use the word 'trash' instead?

That definitely puts it into more context. Yeah, "autistic" is commonly used for harassment with a air of "4chan/internet culture", so unless the context is around the diagnostic term "autism" it will probably be interpreted negatively by other people more often than not. I'd suggest using a more general word to describe that if possible ("trash" works well for that).

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
also i question how it can be a viable evolutionary trait, i mean why would a species develop traits that prevent members from reproducing? i'm not sure if evolution takes numbers into account

Cystic fibrosis, BRCA1/BRCA2, chromosome-related disorders, Huntington's, hemophilia, and so on.

Traits don't have to make sense to persist in a species.

I've always frowned upon people using diseases and medical conditions within everyday language, mainly serving as expletives. Especially here in Holland; it's so common, everyone does it.
But it is not at all necessary.

lost already.

butt stuff was too tempting, soz

Did you choose February because it is also Black History Month or because it is the shortest month of the year (outside of Leap Years)?

Deh-tiger said:
4chan calls everything autistic. Anyways...

I heard that 4chan started using autistic jokes when they got bored or using "N*****", "Faggot", and "Retard" As insults. Not sure if it's true, but seems likely. I also feel those words have been used to death, where saying any of them is the equivalent of calling someone a doodoo head.

ElctrcBoogalord said:
a doodoo head.

Hey, watch your language! UGGGHHH! :V

TheHuskyK9 said:
Hey, watch your language! UGGGHHH! :V

Truly, the DD word is worst of all.

TheHuskyK9 said:
Hey, watch your language! UGGGHHH! :V

Furrin_Gok said:
Truly, the DD word is worst of all.

I lack manners D:

Pasiphaë said:
Did you choose February because it is also Black History Month or because it is the shortest month of the year (outside of Leap Years)?

It's just the month most people choose to do it. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=No+Fap+February

Well I just cheated so that blew it. Pfft couldn't even last a week.

xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
Well I just cheated so that blew it. Pfft couldn't even last a week.

You get a participation award. :V

TheHuskyK9 said:
You get a participation award. :V

lol. There's always next year.

Well I may have failed no fap February, but I'm already 5 days into just trying to no fap for as long as I can now.

xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
Well its that time of the year again!

It's my first year doing this and I'm 18, so I'm probably going to hate this! (Damn my raging hormones). I know I'm a day late but I didn't fap yesterday so it still counts!

Anyway, anyone else doing it? (If so, good luck!)

update: leap year as well... why does god hate me!

This is late but:
I personally don't fap for pleasure, only for health. And in terms of this "health", A whole month without fapping is not a thing I would do "just because". (Fapping isn't a thing I personally feel bad about or anything so for me there's no reason to participate in nofap.)

There are quite a few semantics there, but I'll just keep it simple for now: Nofap = Noneed

Kristal_Candeo said:
This is late but:
I personally don't fap for pleasure, only for health. And in terms of this "health", A whole month without fapping is not a thing I would do "just because". (Fapping isn't a thing I personally feel bad about or anything so for me there's no reason to participate in nofap.)

There are quite a few semantics there, but I'll just keep it simple for now: Nofap = Noneed

Well FYI, I do fap for pleasure, and this might be a bit TMI, for the past 5 years or so I have fapped on average 7-10 times a week
Anyway, I'm only planning to do it for a week this time, like 2 weeks max.

xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
Well FYI, I do fap for pleasure, and this might be a bit TMI, for the past 5 years or so I have fapped on average 7-10 times a week
Anyway, I'm only planning to do it for a week this time, like 2 weeks max.

TMI Below! Do NOT hover over:
No seriously! this is your last warning.

So my question I guess (almost literally) is how the fuck?

Kristal_Candeo said:
TMI Below! Do NOT hover over:
No seriously! this is your last warning.

Well now you dun goofed. I warned you!

7-10 times a week? A WEEK?! Last time I checked, there are only 7 days in a week, so how do you even get past 7 or 8?

If I tried my best to fap all day every day, (which I kinda tried once when I was younger because physically testing limits and stuff, but I gave up half way through because [insert my bad childhood story here] reasons) the MAX I'd be able to do is possibly two orgasms on the first day and maybe one orgasm a day every day afterwards.

So my question I guess (almost literally) is how the fuck?

Well I think I'm sexually frustrated, I am an 18 year old virgin after all! Yeah... I don't have much of a social life, so as a result I have a lot of spare time and with that high sex drive and nothing else to do... I just end up "going to town" rather a lot.
That's kinda the reason I tried to nofap. Anyway, I already failed again so back to day one.
TMI: if you think that is crazy... I can cum about 5 times in 20 minutes on a good day

You should probably try a cold shower or bath in that case.