Topic: No Fap February 2016

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xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
Ok, how does that help?

The cold counters your sperm production, preventing as many hormones from being released, meaning you won't be as urged to masturbate.

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Furrin_Gok said:
The cold counters your sperm production, preventing as many hormones from being released, meaning you won't be as urged to masturbate.

ah, I see. Not heard of that before.

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xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
ah, I see. Not heard of that before.

...Really? It's what they say to do any time you feel blueballed, or otherwise unable to get your normal release. I'm surprised you haven't heard it before!

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The daoists well known for their sexual proclivities frame it in terms of "copulate or perish; the retention of semen allowed a more active sex life"

So a week or two can be incredibly beneficial working towards that final terminus. Almost like you wouldn't even believe. Of course this led to sly little work arounds like pressing on the perineum to technically 'retain' it while still enjoying an orgasm, which...kind of misses the point.

An entire month just seems fucking stupid though

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Ratte

Former Staff

Posting in spoilers doesn't make creepy posts less creepy. Please leave your TMI out of the public.

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Phylax said:
An entire month just seems fucking stupid though

Once you go a week or so, you can probably go a month

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Ratte said:
Posting in spoilers doesn't make creepy posts less creepy. Please leave your TMI out of the public.

Understood, and sorry.

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aurel said:
I don't see how you can fap for pleasure, using a ridiculously overused rod, which should be about as sensitive as a rock.

It does if people don't read it
and lol no :D

Well people who have been circumcised have it way worse off. SCIENCE TMI: since the penis head doesn't have protection, it thickens the layer of skin and therefore reduces sensitivity long-term seriously though, I don't even understand why circumcision is even performed outside of religions.

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Bj007pro said:
Wait...this is a thing??

God damit!

Yeah! For those who play life on insane difficulty!

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RNGesus sends his regards, because wet dreams; which will make you automatically lose.

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Devoid said:
RNGesus sends his regards, because wet dreams; which will make you automatically lose.

Hahahahahahaha

LMFAO ;D

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aurel said:
I don't see how you can fap for pleasure, using a ridiculously overused rod, which should be about as sensitive as a rock.

Not getting this meme of frequent jacking = rock dick. If this happens you are doing something terribly wrong.

Or the other meme of how roughly over one fap a day is a lot. Pretty normal before bed kind of thing.

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ZigguratVertigo said:
Not getting this meme of frequent jacking = rock dick. If this happens you are doing something terribly wrong.

Or the other meme of how roughly over one fap a day is a lot. Pretty normal before bed kind of thing.

Yeah got to agree there. A good fap always helps me get to sleep.

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404dotexe said:
Well people who have been circumcised have it way worse off. SCIENCE TMI: since the penis head doesn't have protection, it thickens the layer of skin and therefore reduces sensitivity long-term seriously though, I don't even understand why circumcision is even performed outside of religions.

Circumscision actually prevents infections that would be able to form under the foreskin. You have to take extra care to keep the underskin clean otherwise.

Devoid said:
RNGesus sends his regards, because wet dreams; which will make you automatically lose.

I don't get where people are getting this from, it sounds entirely made up. I have never had a dream that made me ejaculate or jack off (Only the latter counts anyways).
Are "Wet Dreams" seriously a thing?

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Furrin_Gok said:
I don't get where people are getting this from, it sounds entirely made up. I have never had a dream that made me ejaculate or jack off (Only the latter counts anyways).
Are "Wet Dreams" seriously a thing?

People do have wet dreams, but I haven't had one myself. My best friend recently actually mentioned that he had them, and in fact on a lot of nights.

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404dotexe said:
Well people who have been circumcised have it way worse off. SCIENCE TMI: since the penis head doesn't have protection, it thickens the layer of skin and therefore reduces sensitivity long-term seriously though, I don't even understand why circumcision is even performed outside of religions.

Because humans are dummy dums. Most do not thoroughly think through things before they act, especially when the effects have much less to do with themselves than others.

All actions have consequences.

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Furrin_Gok said:
Circumscision actually prevents infections that would be able to form under the foreskin. You have to take extra care to keep the underskin clean otherwise.

Not true: yes, years ago when hygiene was a major issue, this was true, but even science has proven that a daily wash, or even washing as little as twice a week can prevent such an infection from happening or even being a risk at all.

The main reason it happens in America now is because back in the 20's a man named Kellogg had an intense irrational fear of sex or masturbation. Since he was a known man of science, he proposed to the public that upon birth, every male get their foreskin removed to prevent masturbation at an older age. He had also proposed that all females born should have hydrochloric acid poured directly onto their clitoris for the same purpose, but luckily this never became a thing.

When his proposals seemed to be failing later, and kids who had been circumcised still masturbated, he created a cereal brand and claimed that eating his cereal every morning would greatly decrease the likely hood of masturbation in all children.

Now, when people think about the logical reason of it, they come up with a bunch of excuses that are culturally Irrelevant, such as "it prevents infection". The truth is, infection is caused by foreign particles under the foreskin, not the skin itself. That said, the foreskin creates a natural lubricant for two main reasons: sex and hygiene. The lubricant isn't harmful nor can it cause infection, and it also works by naturally pushing out foreign particles from under the foreskin itself.

The most likely and most common reason kids are circumcised today, is because when they are born, kids dads essentially say, "well, his penis should look like mine" and make the decision based on that. They hardly ever think of the pros and cons of circumcision versus no circumcision.

And yes, there are way more reasons why circumcision is a worse option than there are for non circumcision. I just won't get into that here, since I don't have time.

I don't get where people are getting this from, it sounds entirely made up. I have never had a dream that made me ejaculate or jack off (Only the latter counts anyways).
Are "Wet Dreams" seriously a thing?

Yeas: nocturnal emission is a real thing. In fact, it used to be considered unclean or unholy to experience it. And although it doesn't happen to everyone, it does happen.

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Kristal_Candeo said:
Not true: yes, years ago when hygiene was a major issue, this was true, but even science has proven that a daily wash, or even washing as little as twice a week can prevent such an infection from happening or even being a risk at all.

The main reason it happens in America now is because back in the 20's a man named Kellogg had an intense irrational fear of sex or masturbation. Since he was a known man of science, he proposed to the public that upon birth, every male get their foreskin removed to prevent masturbation at an older age. He had also proposed that all females born should have hydrochloric acid poured directly onto their clitoris for the same purpose, but luckily this never became a thing.

When his proposals seemed to be failing later, and kids who had been circumcised still masturbated, he created a cereal brand and claimed that eating his cereal every morning would greatly decrease the likely hood of masturbation in all children.

Now, when people think about the logical reason of it, they come up with a bunch of excuses that are culturally Irrelevant, such as "it prevents infection". The truth is, infection is caused by foreign particles under the foreskin, not the skin itself. That said, the foreskin creates a natural lubricant for two main reasons: sex and hygiene. The lubricant isn't harmful nor can it cause infection, and it also works by naturally pushing out foreign particles from under the foreskin itself.

fear can lead to bad things. especially when said fear is what sounds like a phobia.

The most likely and most common reason kids are circumcised today, is because when they are born, kids dads essentially say, "well, his penis should look like mine" and make the decision based on that. They hardly ever think of the pros and cons of circumcision versus no circumcision.

and that is a purely stupid reasoning for why it should be done.

And yes, there are way more reasons why circumcision is a worse option than there are for non circumcision. I just won't get into that here, since I don't have time.

here, i'll save you some time with this link here: yaoihavenreborn.com/page/say-no. they cover a whole LOT of stuff related to circumcision on that one page alone.

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Ratte

Former Staff

aurel said:
It does if people don't read it
and lol no :D

I highly advise you listen instead of being obstinate like you are.

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Genjar

Former Staff

Furrin_Gok said:
Are "Wet Dreams" seriously a thing?

Yep. But they're only common if you don't fap.

As for foreskin and possible infections? Eh, it's not too different from getting a fungal infection between your toes. Doesn't mean that you should chop your toes off, there are easier ways to keep them clean.

And most folks masturbate so frequently that such infections are unlikely.

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treos said:
fear can lead to bad things. especially when said fear is what sounds like a phobia.

and that is a purely stupid reasoning for why it should be done.

here, i'll save you some time with this link here: yaoihavenreborn.com/page/say-no. they cover a whole LOT of stuff related to circumcision on that one page alone.

This guy knows.

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Kristal_Candeo said:
The main reason it happens in America now is because back in the 20's a man named Kellogg had an intense irrational fear of sex or masturbation. Since he was a known man of science, he proposed to the public that upon birth, every male get their foreskin removed to prevent masturbation at an older age. He had also proposed that all females born should have hydrochloric acid poured directly onto their clitoris for the same purpose, but luckily this never became a thing.

he created a cereal brand and claimed that eating his cereal every morning would greatly decrease the likely hood of masturbation in all children.

Ok... This man is crazy! I'm not sure how he thought circumcision would stop masturbating and putting acid onto the girl's clitoris... That's completely f***ed up!
And the cereal thing? What the hell did he do?! I mean seriously... He thought it could stop masturbation, that is just plain absurd.

I'm just glad that in the UK barely any people get circumcised! (I'm from England). No offence Americans, but that was pretty stupid of you!

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404dotexe said:
Ok... This man is crazy! I'm not sure how he thought circumcision would stop masturbating and putting acid onto the girl's clitoris... That's completely f***ed up!
And the cereal thing? What the hell did he do?! I mean seriously... He thought it could stop masturbation, that is just plain absurd.

Frosted flakes: They're more than good, they're "completely f***ed up!"

He proposed that a lower sugar diet meant less masturbation. Kids with less sugar consumption are less mentally excited, and by this logic would be mentally less sensitive to their own "pervertedness" throughout the day. This was paired with the fact that "morning wood" usually occurred in the morning after they had awaken, so the low sugar cereal for breakfast would be better than a higher sugar breakfast of, say, toast and jelly or something. (Not that this breakfast is actually a higher sugar breakfast, anyway.)

For his argument, he created a highly skewed (and if I do say so myself, completely horrifying) advertisement campaign to sway public opinion in his favor.

The reality though, is that morning wood isn't a purely sexual or perverted occurrence. It is very commonly just the result of muscular relaxation, hence if you go to a professional spa with trained patrons, it's not nearly as embarrassing as you'd think to get a random boner; the patrons know that it is a sign of your body's relaxation, and assure you it's perfectly normal and not offensive to them. They cover it up, and continue their work.

Science!

I'm just glad that in the UK barely any people get circumcised! (I'm from England). No offence Americans, but that was pretty stupid of you!

Yep. I'm circumcised, and it hate it. Knowing what i know, I hate I didn't at least have a choice.

So for those of you who are not circumcised, I tip my green-colored hat out of envy.

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404dotexe said:
Ok... This man is crazy! I'm not sure how he thought circumcision would stop masturbating and putting acid onto the girl's clitoris... That's completely f***ed up!
And the cereal thing? What the hell did he do?! I mean seriously... He thought it could stop masturbation, that is just plain absurd.

I'm just glad that in the UK barely any people get circumcised! (I'm from England). No offence Americans, but that was pretty stupid of you!

theres also all the religion stuff related to it but i'll not go into that here. too much risk of drama with that.

with all that's been going on in the world lately...it's getting kinda hard to say something like "not all americans are stupid...". it's like theres no end to the drama irl nowadays.

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treos said:
theres also all the religion stuff related to it but i'll not go into that here. too much risk of drama with that.

with all that's been going on in the world lately...it's getting kinda hard to say something like "not all americans are stupid...". it's like theres no end to the drama irl nowadays.

Same

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treos said:
theres also all the religion stuff related to it but i'll not go into that here. too much risk of drama with that.

with all that's been going on in the world lately...it's getting kinda hard to say something like "not all americans are stupid...". it's like theres no end to the drama irl nowadays.

I do think the world is too politically-correct these days. Any sort of comment which is not completely politically-correct seems to cause a shit-storm!

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Kristal_Candeo said:
Frosted flakes: They're more than good, they're "completely f***ed up!"

He proposed that a lower sugar diet meant less masturbation. Kids with less sugar consumption are less mentally excited, and by this logic would be mentally less sensitive to their own "pervertedness" throughout the day. This was paired with the fact that "morning wood" usually occurred in the morning after they had awaken, so the low sugar cereal for breakfast would be better than a higher sugar breakfast of, say, toast and jelly or something. (Not that this breakfast is actually a higher sugar breakfast, anyway.)

For his argument, he created a highly skewed (and if I do say so myself, completely horrifying) advertisement campaign to sway public opinion in his favor.

wtf? that makes no sense at all.

Yep. I'm circumcised, and it hate it. Knowing what i know, I hate I didn't at least have a choice.

So for those of you who are not circumcised, I tip my green-colored hat out of envy.

...same :/

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Qmannn said:
Maybe I'm just visiting the wrong places, but I see far more complaining about political correctness and social justice warriors than I do those actual things, even when they're completely irrelevant to a conversation.

youtube > feminazis/SJWs > politics > the world > wtf is wrong with this F'ed up world we live in?!

that sound about right?

edit: ok, so pressing shift + . key is broken too. dangit, now my post looks like a comment on youtube after clicking "edit". at least on the actual thread.

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404dotexe said:
I do think the world is too politically-correct these days. Any sort of comment which is not completely politically-correct seems to cause a shit-storm!

Same. Though I feel some rather minor level of "political correctness" is a good thing to have, nowadays it's getting a bit out of hand.

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Qmannn said:
Maybe I'm just visiting the wrong places, but I see far more complaining about political correctness and social justice warriors than I do those actual things, even when they're completely irrelevant to a conversation.

treos said:
youtube > feminazis/SJWs > politics > the world > wtf is wrong with this F'ed up world we live in?!

that sound about right?

edit: ok, so pressing shift + . key is broken too. dangit, now my post looks like a comment on youtube after clicking "edit". at least on the actual thread.

... same, treos. Same:/

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Kristal_Candeo said:
Same. Though I feel some rather minor level of "political correctness" is a good thing to have, nowadays it's getting a bit out of hand.

Thank God I'm not the only person who has noticed this. Generally stereotypes seem to be looked down upon, despite the whole furry stereotype still proving popular to the public who seem to enjoy being furfags and bashing us.
I mean... I'll admit we are weird but they take it way too far!

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Kristal_Candeo said:
Frosted flakes: They're more than good, they're "completely f***ed up!"

He proposed that a lower sugar diet meant less masturbation. Kids with less sugar consumption are less mentally excited, and by this logic would be mentally less sensitive to their own "pervertedness" throughout the day. This was paired with the fact that "morning wood" usually occurred in the morning after they had awaken, so the low sugar cereal for breakfast would be better than a higher sugar breakfast of, say, toast and jelly or something. (Not that this breakfast is actually a higher sugar breakfast, anyway.)

For his argument, he created a highly skewed (and if I do say so myself, completely horrifying) advertisement campaign to sway public opinion in his favor.

The reality though, is that morning wood isn't a purely sexual or perverted occurrence. It is very commonly just the result of muscular relaxation, hence if you go to a professional spa with trained patrons, it's not nearly as embarrassing as you'd think to get a random boner; the patrons know that it is a sign of your body's relaxation, and assure you it's perfectly normal and not offensive to them. They cover it up, and continue their work.

Science!

Yep. I'm circumcised, and it hate it. Knowing what i know, I hate I didn't at least have a choice.

So for those of you who are not circumcised, I tip my green-colored hat out of envy.

Speaking of that, this is a good watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng

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TheHuskyK9 said:
Speaking of that, this is a good watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng

huh, hadn't seen that episode. that's a good series.

edit: lol @ that ending. nice

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TheHuskyK9 said:
Speaking of that, this is a good watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng

I just lol'd at this comment (possible TMI) "i don't see any skin on mine. Fucking assholes. Explains why when i masturbate my orgasm barely lasts 5 seconds."
Is it evil that I laughed at that? And how does a foreskin effect an orgasm?

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TheHuskyK9 said:
Speaking of that, this is a good watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng

OMG Thank you! A good level of situational comedy and this is such an accurate explanation as well, (not just some bullshite someone made up).

Also, now I have a link to use so I don't seem like a total "Know It All,"/"Smart Ass."

@TheHuskyK9
I could kiss your beautiful face, but I guess my screen will have to do for now...

Nah, but seriously thank you! You da best :V

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404dotexe said:
I just lol'd at this comment (possible TMI) "i don't see any skin on mine. Fucking assholes. Explains why when i masturbate my orgasm barely lasts 5 seconds."
Is it evil that I laughed at that? And how does a foreskin effect an orgasm?

The foreskin... aw fuck it, just watch the video again.

...contains most, if not all of the most vascularly sensitive parts of your penis, that is, the most sensitive of the nerve endings that cause your orgasm to be overall pleasurable or enjoyable.

To put it simply, somewhere in/under the foreskin is usually where the "g-spot" is for most men.

Hence the anatomical science behind my Dmail explanation to you earlier.

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