Topic: If you could live in any time in the past, when and where?

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When I say this, I mean when and where would you imagine yourself being at any point in history.
However, here's the catch. You can't have any knowledge of how the future would turn out. You are simply living in a different time.

As for me, one place I may have been would've been the American Civil War. Why? Well, I have heritage stretching back to the Civil War South (Confederate history :D). So I likely would've been a Rebel.
(I swear if anyone starts an argument or heritage-shaming here I'm gonna lose my shit).
Another time and place I likely would've lived would've been colonial American times, living as a frontiersman. Both those things seem to suit my nature.

So, where and when would've you been?

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Around 1980 in Germany - quiet (in my village) and I have the 90's comming XD

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D4rk said:
Around 1980 in Germany - quiet (in my village) and I have the 90's comming XD

:)

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Qmannn said:
If I had chose, I'd like to be an adolescent to young adult in the 80s. The arcade gaming scene and being able to appreciate games on a deeper level than I did as a kid. Plus, I'd get to witness more of gaming's development.

Also, without the distraction of the internet in its current state, I think I'd've taken my studies in computer science a lot more seriously than I have, though I blame my being a failure on my lack of willpower.

I can't think of any time before that point. Every situation seems like it's be incredibly shitty for one reason of another. Even the 80s doesn't seem so pleasant.

Yeah, most of man's history been that way. You know what I found? Since the start of WW1, every 25 years on the dot for the most part America's wound up in a major conflict. WW1, WW2, Vietnam, GUlf, ISIS war. The only exception was with Korea.

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I would have gone blind (or at least nearly blind) at almost any time in history excluding the very recent modern era.

So with that in mind, about 400 million years ago. After the land had become populated, but not by much. There would be options to eat, though few, but no predators, since I would be the only large land animal. Also I would probably go insane from loneliness.

On the other hand, on the extremely off chance that my skeleton fossilized, whoever found it all those hundreds of millions of years later would be thoroughly confused.

On that note, I'd like to live wherever my skeleton would be the most likely to be fossilized.

Alternatively, I like the idea of being the wise blind elder of some primitive tribe. Maybe my odd interests would be forgiven in such a tribe too.

Speaking of that general time period, all of this stuff is awesome.

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95 million years ago, where there were dinosaurs...I won't survive obviously. Anyways, I'm the kind of person that doesn't or wouldn't want to dwell in the past. So the perfect time for me is right now. But if I had to choose, it would be in the Cretaceous time period.

Clawdragons said:

So with that in mind, about 400 million years ago.

My friend, the Devonian period would not be a glorious time period to live in. However if you're interested in it, here's a article

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Nephite civilization in North America, about 100 A.D. It was the center of trade in the western hemisphere and hugely prosperous until about 300 A.D. The art from that civilization (check out the Hopewell Indians) is amazing. But I wouldn't really like to live there permanently. I like where I am now, crazy as this world can be, because the rewards are greater than ever. Computers, bionics, and all areas of science get better all the time, and travel is easier than ever. It's pretty groovy. :)

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Aw man, if only I was able to dominate the ancient times(more specifically the Middle Ages) with superior knowledge and modern technology.

A solo act would be ok, but for an entire army it would just be over the top and plain unfair.

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Sometime between 1860-1910, because muh west n shit.

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Clawdragons said:
I would have gone blind (or at least nearly blind) at almost any time in history excluding the very recent modern era.

Astigmatic? My eyes also seem to get worse with every passing year, to the point I've just started to consider myself permanently augmented with contacts....it's kind of depressing how incomplete and helpless it feels without them.

I honestly wouldn't rather be alive at any other time than now, the drugs and technology are beyond what anyone could have dreamed even 50 years ago - although I'd probably say the same thing if I was born then as well; it mostly comes down to acclimation during those early years of semantic growth. I think there was a Twilight Zone episode about a guy who wished he could relive his early life but with all his full-grown memories, and ended up fucking himself over by trying to invest in anachronisms. It's really all about initial conditioning

Of course, the best thing about living today, is that media has become so far disseminated that any music from any point in time has become more accessible than ever before in history. Which I always considered the most (only) important factor in my life. But from that standpoint, the three years which undoubtedly produced the highest quality, and I certainly would've loved to experience firsthand, were probably '72, '67, and '85

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Welp, 95% of all places/times in the past sucked majorly due to one reason or another, so I guess I'd go back to the beginning of time, because why not~

Sure it's impossible to tell exactly when it all started, and if I'd even survive a second in the middle of the void, but ehh, I'd rather go back and attempt to see that then life in a time when the average life expectancy was like 50 or 60 something, assuming you're well off.

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Phylax said:
Astigmatic? My eyes also seem to get worse with every passing year, to the point I've just started to consider myself permanently augmented with contacts....it's kind of depressing how incomplete and helpless it feels without them.

Ah... A bit more significant than that. Let's put it this way - I have a silicone band around my eye to keep my retina (the back of the eye) from detaching further than it already has.

The actual specific condition is so rare that it would probably qualify as personally identifying information. So I'll avoid that!

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Hudson

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Right here at my village, somewhere during the late 80's so that I would miss this generation of distracting electronics and horrible music during my study years.

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Going back to the dawn of the video game industry would be nice. Seeing the Nintendo Entertainment System begin to make history.

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Clawdragons said:
Ah... A bit more significant than that. Let's put it this way - I have a silicone band around my eye to keep my retina (the back of the eye) from detaching further than it already has.

The actual specific condition is so rare that it would probably qualify as personally identifying information. So I'll avoid that!

That's not for both eyes, is it? That would be unfortunate

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The 80's so I can try getting into major game development companies.

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I'd go for the late 1960s in Florida USA so I can witness the launch of Apollo 11 and its moon landing myself (as I didn't exist yet when that happened).

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If anyone sends you back in time you will commit suicide because you have access to no porn and no internet.

Heh, Good luck scrubs.

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Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
That's not for both eyes, is it? That would be unfortunate

The buckle is only in one eye. The other one didn't have a detachment, but that can probably be attributed to preventative laser surgery. And in addition to the preventative surgery, I've had a fair bit of laser surgery to keep holes in the retina from growing any larger.

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High middle ages are my jam. Love that period as it's filled with technological advancements + a chance to fight the advancing Ottoman threat.

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Qmannn said:
I'm pretty sure porn existed before the 80s and that porn websites started emerging around the early 90s. Hell, I think there's distributed furry porn dating further back than then. Now, as far as the existence of overweight porn, my preference, and fetish diversity, in general...

If anything, the lack of porn would probably just cause me to focus on the other things I like more.

Yeah, I think we'd all be a lot better off without the prons :/

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Qmannn said:
I'm pretty sure porn existed before the 80s and that porn websites started emerging around the early 90s. Hell, I think there's distributed furry porn dating further back than then. Now, as far as the existence of overweight porn, my preference, and fetish diversity, in general...

If anything, the lack of porn would probably just cause me to focus on the other things I like more.

o_O ancient egypt, cave wall graffiti. think i saw that on the history channel (well, one of them anyway) and it was one of the earliest known cases of ancient pornography. also saw in that same show that some museums would sometimes damage priceless artifacts by removing certain "parts" so as to not offend the more sensitive type. i'm not sure i agree with that practice. :/

on topic: hmmm...ancient japan when samurai, ninja's and other interesting occupations were common would have been interesting.

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I would go

Back To The Future

But in all seriousness, i would probably be in WWII. Why you ask?

My dad was in that war.

It would be nice to see how he helped our country.

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Yesterday.
All my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.

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1985, Bay Area California

Being a young adult during the heyday of the Bay Area thrash metal scene? Sign me the fuck up.

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Greek or Roman empire, whichever one did the orgies and shit

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Late 1100's C.E. in Mongolia. I want to chill with Genghis Khan and conquer with him!

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Rustyy said:
Greek or Roman empire, whichever one did the orgies and shit

I'd be a lot more interested in the world conquest aspect.

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Fenrick said:
I'd be a lot more interested in the world conquest aspect.

I'm partial to the intellectual flourish of the Greek Empire.

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NuclearAssault said:
I'm partial to the intellectual flourish of the Greek Empire.

Something for everyone! Unless you turn out to be a serf.

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Fenrick said:
I'd be a lot more interested in the world conquest aspect.

NuclearAssault said:
I'm partial to the intellectual flourish of the Greek Empire.

Suit yourself, more orgies for me

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Rustyy said:
Suit yourself, more orgies for me

That's the opposite of how orgies work :(

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I'd go back to the day I was born. I could make fortunes off secretly tipping off our government about all sorts of things, and telling the futures of all the major companies, and all sorts of cool shit.

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AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
I'd go back to the day I was born. I could make fortunes off secretly tipping off our government about all sorts of things, and telling the futures of all the major companies, and all sorts of cool shit.

Fat good that does you when after two or three tips you take a bullet to the head.
And if not a bullet, the very act of telling things would change the course things follow.

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Fenrick said:
I'd be a lot more interested in the world conquest aspect.

I'd be the fucking emperor

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Time period: The early to mid 90s.

The place: my bedroom.

I'd wanna fuck my annoying wigger self from when I was in highschool.

"I'm you from the future, shut up and bend over, quit complaining... in the future you like this stuff."

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ElctrcBoogalord said:
Late 1100's C.E. in Mongolia. I want to chill with Genghis Khan and conquer with him!

Take me with you

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