Topic: Mindfuck Thread

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Dragonlayer said:
why? it's a gold mine. I hate everything about its interface though

One could argue it's like why we chlorinate pools.

Or, in this case, don't let children and/or animals shit in said pools.

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Lynx7386 said:
If you replace the W in What, Where, and When with a T, you answer the question.

K, that is groovy.

Kaeetayel said:
I'm no biologist but this doesn't make sense to me. Isn't CO2 usually absorbed through the lungs? If you drink soda, the CO2 goes to your stomach instead, and you can't really breathe from there.

There are far worse things about soda, such as the fact that the sugar content can be so high a typical bottle can contain 80% of your recommended allowance. The CO2 is quite a non-issue.

The CO2 in soda is the least concerning thing about it, no matter how much you drink. I just think it's interesting. Soda is pretty nasty stuff. Small amounts of CO2 can be absorbed through the digestive tract. I can't remember how this is done. I recommend that everyone read Mankind Beyond Earth by Claude A. Piantadosi. It's where I learned about this. It's easy enough for anyone to read without any scientific education, and you'll learn so much about the body and the real challenges of space exploration.

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I find that the best way to avoid forum drama is to avoid posting in forums.

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i just thought of an idea that would be a good contribution to the "what" tag here. a guy who literally cums...people.

kinda like that one mlp;fim fan character who cums cum and feathers. this post #367615 only with people, not feathers.

lol i have absolutely NO idea where this idea came from. it just...suddenly popped into my mind.

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If the pen is mightier than the sword, then why do actions speak louder than words?

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GameManiac said:
If the pen is mightier than the sword, then why do actions speak louder than words?

Economies of scale.

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GameManiac said:
If the pen is mightier than the sword, then why do actions speak louder than words?

all things considered, words seem stronger these days.

oh and we now have a good name for this current generation: Meet ‘Generation Snowflake’ – the hysterical young women who can’t cope with being offended

granted that's most likely the SJWs but i'm sure feminazis fit into that somewhere as well.

edit: almost forgot about this one. look out ESRB, sexism's coming your way! or whichever group your country has >.>

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damn...i think i just raised the bar for this thread by a lot.

34yo Mom rapes 15yo neighbor, gets pregnant, and sues the boy for child support. Boy forced to pay.

fuck, lady, you just raped this kids fucking future. and the court ruled in favor of the 15 year-olds rapist! wtF?!

i mean, i knew the legal system was biased in favor of females but this is just plain wrong.

edit: and now i noticed the date on the article in question. *at the guy who posted this on reddit* dude, this is from 20 years ago. though...still majorly F'ed up.

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treos said:
damn...i think i just raised the bar for this thread by a lot.

34yo Mom rapes 15yo neighbor, gets pregnant, and sues the boy for child support. Boy forced to pay.

fuck, lady, you just raped this kids fucking future. and the court ruled in favor of the 15 year-olds rapist! wtF?!

i mean, i knew the legal system was biased in favor of females but this is just plain wrong.

edit: and now i noticed the date on the article in question. *at the guy who posted this on reddit* dude, this is from 20 years ago. though...still majorly F'ed up.

The world is f'ed up. Too bad no one can fix it.

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behold, what may be one of the most useful gif's of all time.

for all of life and the internet's bleachable moments, i give you: Sargon of Akkad drinking bleach

well, i doubt it's actually bleach in that jug (that'd be stupid) but it gets the point across visually.

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treos said:
behold, what may be one of the most useful gif's of all time.

for all of life and the internet's bleachable moments, i give you: Sargon of Akkad drinking bleach

well, i doubt it's actually bleach in that jug (that'd be stupid) but it gets the point across visually.

idubbbz did it better anyways.

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The_Diggler said:
That list makes genders feel more like feelings than any orientation.

Maybe that's all genders really are. Just a bunch of feelings that anyone can make up and the only reason "man" and "woman" are the most popular is because no one had bothered to make up new ones until now and if there were people who were claiming to be all these genders, no one took them seriously until our generation.

wait does that count as a mind fuck?

This is just my observation, I am by no means a professional

From what I understand of biology, evolution and society, I can say that gender exists for the sole purpose of reproduction and genetic diversity. Our species, along with basically every other animal has evolved to have 2 Genders; female, receives genetic material from a male to fertilize their egg, and responsible for supplying a developing fetus with the material it needs so it can gain the basic ability to survive "independently" (which just means it doesn't need a hose filling it with oxygen, vitamins, minerals, and all that good stuff; and the male, who - this is just from my understanding - provides alternate genetic traits so the species doesn't have to rely mostly on genetic mutations during one's lifetime to introduce new and potentially beneficiary traits.

To clear up possible questions about other "statuses": Transgender is not a gender itself, but just means that a person was born as one gender but received a gender reassignment surgery to become more physically akin to the other gender, because it usually happens when a person is biologically one gender but their brain chemistry is more similar to the other. I would consider a person with breasts and a penis to be male, since breasts don't really do anything for reproduction except feed a baby, and calling these people "trannies" or "dickgirls" or "Intersex" just comes from how we act as a society - we see a person with breasts and expect them to be female, then become surprised by the presence of a penis, and then label that person as "something else" because "breasts only come on women only, women only have pussies, so someone with a penis and breasts cannot be a male or a female.

Finally, I believe that people are suddenly making up new genders to feel special - as humans, most of us have a desire to feel like different and completely original in our own ways, but with the amount of people on this planet, there is always someone who can do it better or has done it before you, so what people will try to do is break social norms, do what no normal person would, think how no normal person would, act how no normal person would. Of course this desire, when combined with an echochamber of Feminism and SJWs would lead to people claiming changing genders based on mood, because it becomes nothing more than "just a title" and "a social construct"

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Oh, I almost forgot:
If a Tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a jam?
DUUUUUUN

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FurryMcFuzzball said:
Oh, I almost forgot:
If a Tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a jam?
DUUUUUUN

Nope. Ketchup's not a spread, so it doesn't qualify. If it were thicker, then maybe, but as it is it just squirts out too liquidy.

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treos said:
something i forgot to add a while back. lol there is in fact, a third list. Every Pronoun Set Of Which We Are Aware

lol with all 3 lists together, just how f'ed up is this world? severely? or maybe fubar?

...Just looking at the general list: Asterisk pronouns? Seriously? Pronouns which imply the person is Air? Ci and Co? What the heck?

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lol did tumblr win this thread in terms of F'ed up...ness? these 3 lists together seem pretty hard to top to me.

edit: say hello to Feminist Nottinghamshire: Nottinghamshire Police records misogyny as a hate crime.

oh, but what about misandry you might say. well, don't you remember? misandry doesn't exist.

-_- i have NO words for how completely WRONG this is.

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