Okay, this thread is not to cause nay problems......however when seeing banned users some have pretty funny ban reasons......some admins go out of there way to make songs or odd parody in there bans....

Without mentioning usernames to avoid drama, tell us the best bans you found? It could be a good read or laugh, admins go out of there way to make some of these funny, why not share the ones you found?

This user was banned by ippiki_ookami
Reason:

I was fuckin 'round on e6
and saw a ticket by this guy
and then a pretty little thought occured to me.
He said I know about this man,
who looks like someone else,
oh, could you do a little scrutiny?
If my instincts are right,
banning this guy would be nice,
he has quite a bit of history
I said that's such a useful thing
to come and bring up with the staff
I sniffed around, and look at who I found

Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Mods just love IP's,
I got time to spend,
I got tools at hand,
Ban evaders don't get past me.
Oh no I can't slow down
I can't hold back
Though I bet, you wish, I would
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close the site for good.

And now I'm feelin' better,
trackin' down all your IP's,
you did a decent job of keepin' outta sight.
But I knew one day we'd find
Erk Gloom the crux, I always said
That guy just won't give up this petty fight,
We've banned this guy a lot,
He's like a lightning rod for strife,
If there's drama to be had he won't think twice,
Although we might not be as fast
as when we used to ban your ass,
one thing's for sure, it still feels just as nice.

Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Mods just love IP's,
I got time to spend,
I got tools at hand,
Ban evaders don't get past me.
Oh no I can't slow down
I can't hold back
Though I bet, you wish, I would
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until you change your ways

Now I don't want to be crass,
this little game of cat and mouse,
I'm rather hoping soon that it will end.
And so hopefully you see
No ill will is meant toward you,
But your vacation from this site is permanent
I highly doubt you give a fuck
I'm sure you'll just come back and sperg
One would think that by now you'd have your fill,
But still it's all in good fun
By now it's pretty much a game
So go and hide, we all have plenty of time to kill.

Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Mods just love IP's,
I got time to spend,
I got tools at hand,
Ban evaders don't get past me.
Oh no I can't slow down
I can't hold back
Though I bet, you wish, I would
Oh no there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until you change your ways for good...

Expires: Never

Thats one I just found XD

Ippiki's ban reasons always make me laugh.

Probably the ones that Mellis used to put on were my favorites. I always had a good chuckle.

That's the longest ban reason I've ever seen.

This is probably the best response I can ever give.

Epic Ban Reasons?

leo_nine said:
Epic Ban Reasons?

Yeah, can we close this duplicated thread? There are no tools to merge threads on site, right?

Gilda_The_Gryphon said:
Yeah, can we close this duplicated thread? There are no tools to merge threads on site, right?

leo_nine said:
Epic Ban Reasons?

That thread hasnt been touched in 2 years ._. cant we just use this one?

Conker said:
That thread hasnt been touched in 2 years ._. cant we just use this one?

Last post there was 1 month ago. Besides that, even if last post was 2 years ago, I see no point in making new threads when there's similar one.

Conker said:
That thread hasnt been touched in 2 years ._. cant we just use this one?

TIL one month is two years.