Topic: New ideas for Xmas porn

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Mantikor

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Every December, furry image sites are flooded with Xmas porn.
This is not, in itself, a bad thing.
However, the cultural references are always from the USA:
- striped candy canes
- reindeer (especially red-nosed Rudolph)
- mistletoe
- Santa Claus / Santa hats
- the North Pole
- chimneys
- Elves
- stockings

Which non-USA Xmas traditions could be used for porn?
I can think of these German ones:
- Christ Child -> cub porn
- advent calendar -> contains sex toys
- advent wreath -> candle torture porn?

Updated by Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong

Janitor
  • Krampus
  • The paganoids from this special)
  • A donkey
  • Ded Moroz with his cold, cold dick and his "female companion" who is his "granddaughter and helper"
  • Philippines: The stylin' Santo Niño de Cebú
  • Assyrians: Pacha/reesh-aqle (sheep/cow vore stew)
  • Yule log extreme penetration
  • Mexico: Our Lady of Guadalupe (who happens to be a virgin)
  • Massacre of the Innocents
  • Junkanoo costumed street rape
  • Lüttenweihnachten describes the hunting and forestry custom of providing a Christmas tree with food decorated for animals (a bloody carnival tree of vore horrors)
  • Hungary: Mikulás (or Szent Miklós) (Krampus companion and possible foot fetishist)
  • Poland (something about freaking stars delivering the presents)
  • Denmark: Julemanden, an elf/midget who has his own postal address where he receives underage nudes
  • Iceland: Yule Lads
  • Norway: The time between Boxing Day and New Year's Eve is called romjul. During this time children in some parts of Norway dress up as "nisser" and go "Julebukk" – "Christmas goat" – in their neighbourhoods and sing Christmas carols to receive treats, much the same way as in the American Halloween (kids in goat costumes show up to a stranger's house, what do?)
  • Sweden:
More costumes, a 5 horse gangbang, a gnome rapist, and a burning goat

Boys take part in the procession as well, playing different roles associated with Christmas. Some may be dressed in the same kind of white robe, but with a cone-shaped hat decorated with golden stars, called stjärngossar (star boys); some may be dressed up as "tomtenissar", carrying lanterns; and some may be dressed up as gingerbread men.

They participate in the singing and also have a song or two of their own, usually Staffan Stalledräng, which tells the story about Saint Stephen, the first Christian martyr, caring for his five horses.

The Jultomte was originally a small invisible Christmas house gnome or dwarf from the Nordic mythology, who watched over the house and its inhabitants. An old superstition still calls for feeding the Tomte on Christmas Eve with a small bowl of porridge. If a bowl of porridge is not laid out for him somewhere in or outside the house, he will bring bad luck to everyone in the house the next year. The modern "Tomten", nowadays is a version of Santa Claus in red cloth and white beard, except that he doesn't enter the house through the chimney, but knocks on the door and asks "finns det några snälla barn här?" ("are there any nice children here?")

In older days a yule goat was an alternative to Jultomten, nowadays it is used as an ornament, ranging from sizes of 10 cm to huge constructions like the giant straw Christmas Gävle goat, famous for frequently being vandalised or burnt down.

  • Greece:
Greek mythological Christian crossovers

In Mani there are beliefs about demonic and other supernatural beings, who come from the Twelve Days of Christ as the Epiphany. These are the goblins and say that they are the descendants God Pan or Satyrs, who jumped from the mythology in the Christian life.

  • Italy = Vulture hanging, burning female puppets
  • Basque: Olentzero
  • Ireland: It is traditional to leave a mince pie and a bottle or a glass of Guinness for Santa Claus along with a carrot for Rudolph on Christmas Eve (or Santa chugging a case of Guinness while stuffing a carrot in Rudolph)
  • Netherlands: Sinterklaas (start with blackface)

BlueDingo said:
You almost never see an aussie christmas in artwork.

Australia has the Christmas Belles, and possibly Santa fucking kangaroos next to his sled. Notice your country was at the bottom of the Wikipedia article.

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404dotexe

Member

Japan: apparently it is now a tradition to eat lots of KFC, so maybe someone found something else finger licking good ;3

Why not celebrate other holidays that aren't Christmas? I feel like most furries are agnostic (me included) anyway so I doubt anyone would mind.

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