Topic: Oh microsoft! when will you learn?

Posted under Off Topic

post #1096069 I think this may be inappropriate content so I won't show it

Aight fine we'll try my artwork then

post #1099865 I am not really confident, but I think it's a close up of two giraffes near a tree.

post #1037888 I am not really confident, but I think it's a couple of giraffes that are next to a map.

post #1099944 I am not really confident, but I think it's a bunch of bananas.

WHAT WE'VE LEARNED:

  • A lot of people have posted massive bare boobs to this bot
  • It doesn't recognize hanging teats as bare boobs
  • I'm as bad at women as Rob Liefeld (boobs = giraffes)
  • Cupid is a banana

Updated by anonymous

^
I am not really confident, but I think that it's really long legs that equate to giraffes. The long legs are fairly conspicuous in those images.

Updated by anonymous

Genjar said:
I am not really confident, but I think it's a herd of giraffe walking across a grass covered field.

Not sure how to rate that. It's technically true, but the bot missed something...

Completely missed the point. 5/5

I am not really confident, but I think it's person jumping up to catch a frisbee.
Person, yes. Everything else, no. 2/5

I think it's a wedding cake.
I think you're wrong.

I am not really confident, but I think it's a picture of a cow.
I dare you to milk it.

I am not really confident, but I think it's a man in a suit and tie.
Dead on. 5/5

I am not really confident, but I think it's a person on a surf board in a skate park.
I'm starting to think that "person on a surf board" is code for "I have no fuckin' idea".

I think it's a woman holding a tennis racket.
It got the holding part right...

Updated by anonymous

I thought I had just the right image for this.
post #6268
But the response was kinda lame: "I am not really confident, but I think it's a person on a surf board in a skate park."

Updated by anonymous

BlueDingo said:
I am not really confident, but I think it's person jumping up to catch a frisbee.
Person, yes. Everything else, no. 2/5

I think it's a wedding cake.
I think you're wrong.

I am not really confident, but I think it's a picture of a cow.
I dare you to milk it.

I am not really confident, but I think it's a man in a suit and tie.
Dead on. 5/5

I am not really confident, but I think it's a person on a surf board in a skate park.
I'm starting to think that "person on a surf board" is code for "I have no fuckin' idea".

I think it's a woman holding a tennis racket.
It got the holding part right...

notawerewolf said:
lol gg

[nsfw] http://bit.ly/2ia8bKo

Genjar said:
I think it's a toy airplane.

Hmm. Not quite. It's an inflatable Lugia sex doll.

As a test, I ran these also trough Google reverse image search. In order:
- straight handstand
- kettle
- half life headcrab
- black and white minstrels
- animal
- clothing (did new search with full image, got 蛾 かわいい)
- captionbot funny
- Pokémon

Microsofts captionbot was pretty amazing when it came out year ago, even if it didn't get things right half of the time, bot knowing what is on the image is in itself amazing. But now it's more of an joke as there are already technology which can actually get things correctly these days.

Updated by anonymous

  • 1
  • 2