Go here: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_by_National_Pok%C3%A9dex_number

and open up a word document. List every Pokémon you would ever seriously consider having sex with and then hit the "word count" button to get the total number of Pokémon.

What is your number and the percentage?

Mine is 65/655 ~ 9.2% of all known Pokémon.

Rankings by # of Pokémon:

0-9 = Quite normal
10-19 = Novice Poképhilliac
20-29 = Pokémon Master ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
30-39 = Kinda creepy
40-49 = Approaching "Ashchu Adventures" levels of perversion
50+ = Mother of Arceus, you need to get laid, like NOW!

Edit* Anthro is allowed, Ginjenka isn't.

So you mean like, stock, feral, un-anthropomorphized Pokémon?

0.

KloH0und said:
So you mean like, stock, feral, un-anthropomorphized Pokémon?

0.

Anthro is okay, but Ginjenka is cheating.

KloH0und said:
So you mean like, stock, feral, un-anthropomorphized Pokémon?

0.

Some of the stock pokemon are pretty anthro. Like Zoroark, Mienshao, Sawk/Throh, the hitmon*s, Mr. Mime, Jynx, Gardevoir, etc.

Then again, I'm not a fan of the idea of banging anything that can't talk. Seems kind of rapey. And pokemon-speak does not count as talking. But sometimes psychic-types are shown as capable of communicating with humans, so...
*realization*
why the fuck are we even having this discussion i dont even

Edit: oh, anthro is okay? Uh...lots. Lots/655

zero

If they're Mystery Dungeon level anthropomorphized, so they all pass this test I would say about 133/655 ~20% Unsurprisingly the higher generation, the lower is the percentage.

Though I would consider fucking some others just for science. Ice-cream sex, how does it work?

Gilda_The_Gryphon said:

Though I would consider fucking some others just for science. Ice-cream sex, how does it work?

To the lab!

I found it faster to list those I wouldn't have sex with.

Result: Your scale needs to go higher.

List:
krabby
kingler
unown
qwilfish
lileep
cradily
burmy
wormadam
cherubi
chatot
probopass
stunfisk

Edit: Oh, and non-antrho, all of them. If they were antrho I'd probably add all those to the list. Maybe not Unown.

The only way to pass is to not take the test.

post #62708

• Grovyle<3

******** Lucario

• Riolu

There might be more, but that is all I can think of.

Nah, I'll pass

After a long... LONG journey through the list...

65/151 from gen. 1
34/100 from gen. 2
32/136 from gen. 3
27/107 from gen. 4
18/156 from gen. 5
176/649 in total.

So their designs ARE getting worse as time goes on. The boner does not lie.
Also, sorry, but I can't percentages.

I think I'll meh this time...

meeeeeh

potato

ippiki_ookami said:
potato

dude... you reeeally need to get laid like NOW

Xch3l said:
dude... you reeeally need to get laid like NOW

Lucario is the most fuckable Pokemon in all the universe, chestspike notwithstanding. It's like having your own pet samurai who has magic and a permanent fuzzy blanket.

Foobaria said:
Lucario is the most fuckable Pokemon in all the universe, chestspike notwithstanding. It's like having your own pet samurai who has magic and a permanent fuzzy blanket.

Well yeah, if you ignore the chestspike...but I like not getting stabbed during sex. That's kind of important for me. You might even call it a fetish, because I can't get off without it.

FatherOfGray said:
Anthro is okay, but Ginjenka is cheating.

Please define the word "Ginjenka." Google is of no assistance.

Snowy said:
Some of the stock pokemon are pretty anthro.

Not anthro enough.

Even if you do anthropomorphize them, I'm not particularly interested in the idea of having sex with something just because they are (based on) a type of Pokemon. All I'd care about is if they're attractive in a general sense.

Snowy said:
Well yeah, if you ignore the chestspike...but I like not getting stabbed during sex. That's kind of important for me. You might even call it a fetish, because I can't get off without it.

A cork set would help with the spikes. =~.^=

KloH0und said:
Please define the word "Ginjenka." Google is of no assistance.

Ginjenka (I might actually be spelling it wrong) is pictures or photos of humans in clothing, armor, or costume that make them appear to be a certain Pokémon.

FatherOfGray said:
Ginjenka (I might actually be spelling it wrong) is pictures or photos of humans in clothing, armor, or costume that make them appear to be a certain Pokémon.

Cosplay?

I remember back in my day when kids only had 150 pokemon >:| I don't care for new pokemans.

I'd say arcanine would be the only do-able one out of the bunch if it was "anthrofied"

ArdesCadaver said:
After a long... LONG journey through the list...

65/151 from gen. 1
34/100 from gen. 2
32/136 from gen. 3
27/107 from gen. 4
18/156 from gen. 5
176/649 in total.

So their designs ARE getting worse as time goes on. The boner does not lie.
Also, sorry, but I can't percentages.

You mean you can't divide one number by the other and multiply the result by 100? Mmm kay then. I won't judge.

Xch3l said:
Cosplay?

Not quite. Its not dressing as a certain pokemon, but rather dressing so that they appear to share some qualities. Sometimes it's sort of a cosplay-esque aesthetic, but if it is, it's usually a creative one. The best ones (IMO) are the ones that look like they aren't trying. Like this, or this , or this. I had some really awesome ones in my old laptop, too. Might try to save those off the hard drive. I seem to remember finding most of them on a thread in SA, but SA is in a mood at the moment, so eh.

So sort of like cosplay, only the aim is to evoke the pokemon (or whatever), not to look like one.

Snowy said:
Not quite. Its not dressing as a certain pokemon, but rather dressing so that they appear to share some qualities. Sometimes it's sort of a cosplay-esque aesthetic, but if it is, it's usually a creative one. The best ones (IMO) are the ones that look like they aren't trying. Like this, or this , or this. I had some really awesome ones in my old laptop, too. Might try to save those off the hard drive. I seem to remember finding most of them on a thread in SA, but SA is in a mood at the moment, so eh.

So sort of like cosplay, only the aim is to evoke the pokemon (or whatever), not to look like one.

Then its more like a personification? uhhh... my head hurts

I'd bone a Snivy.
So yeah.

this is my fetish

Taking anthros into account
Gen 1 45/151 29%
Gen 2 21/100 21%
Gen 3 12/136 8%
Gen 4 15/107 14%
Gen 5 0/156 (because I haven't played it)
Total 93/647 strike that 93/491 19%

Bonus question:

How many pokemons from here you would fuck?

Gilda_The_Gryphon said:
Bonus question:

How many pokemons from here you would fuck?

I don't think that you fuck them so much as you get fucked by them.

And not in the good way. More in the way that you get fucked by Cthulhu when he awakens.

Gilda_The_Gryphon said:
Bonus question:

How many pokemons from here you would fuck?

2, Charizard 'M and Glitchy Charizard. I've seen a really hot picture of these two fucking before.

FatherOfGray said:
2, Charizard 'M and Glitchy Charizard. I've seen a really hot picture of these two fucking before.

I keep trying to imagine what that would sound like, and I keep thinking "Dial-up noises."

1) Magnemite
2) Geodude
3) Probopass
4) Duskull
5) Voltorb
6) Bronzor
7) Pineco
8) Baltoy
9) Unknown

Hey! I'm "Quite Normal"!

Lucario. ED says it best:

"The Krystal of the Pokémon fandom, Lucario are a breed of Pokémon. Much like Krystal, Lucario is lusted after by almost every furfag in the world. The fact that the male ones have the voice of a black man doesn't help the weeaboos who want that giant black cock up their buttholes. Seriously, every furry in existence wants to fuck the male ones in their furry asses and vice versa, even the straight ones. Cynthia wields a Lucario as she does her father's penis. Ew."

That's where ED is rong: I, for one, would fuck a Gardevoir

Just look at her:
post #285152
post #237761
post #239427

AdmiralSpicyweiner said:
Lucario. ED says it best:

"The Krystal of the Pokémon fandom."

For now there are about equal number of pikachu rating:e, and lucario rating:e pics here. So lucario isn't independent leader (at least here).

Gilda_The_Gryphon said:
For now there are about equal number of pikachu rating:e, and lucario rating:e pics here. So lucario isn't independent leader (at least here).

Considering that Lucario has existed for a shorter period of time than Pikachu, I'd say that makes him the more sexualized one.

I like the feral one's better than the anthro's. But I'm too lazy to count.
Basically, all Eeveelutions(Leafeon <3) Delcatty, Vulpix, Arcanine...You catch my drift.

I'm no mathematician, but I think for me the question isn't which Pokemon would I seriously consider having sex with, but instead it's what Pokemon would I NOT have sex with. The corresponding percentage for the latter would probably be pretty low... my life sucks T^T

Trubbish

So if I or anyone else counts over 150, does that mean we would be Pokemon Masters?

Ponyta
Rapidash
Flaaffy
Ampharos
Girafarig
Stantler
Blaziken
Gardevoir
Altaria
Milotic
Lopunny
Cresselia
Shaymin
Blitzle
Zebstrika
Swanna
Deerling
Sawsbuck
Virizion
Keldeo

basically anithing vaguely humanoid or with hooves

...... it looks like I was a Pokémon Master and close to the next level :3

I don't know all the existing Pokémon, but this is my list so far (all the Pokémon in the following list should be interpreted as female, even if his gender is not determined, in case of the legendary Pokémon)

- Gardevoir
- Lucario
- Bayleef
- Lapras
- Lugia
- Mienshao
- Grovyle
- Sceptile
- Arbok (anthro, if posible)
- Virizion

AND my four favorites (whom I like to call them "The fappeable Elite Four") are:

- Zoroark
- Blaziken
- Lopunny
- Weavile

So, 14/655 = 2,14%. Is not that bad...

literally everything I know about pokemon i learned from e621

8

What did u say i didn't get it

lucariobreeder said:
What did u say i didn't get it

GO AWAY

No i was talking about the guy who stared this also y'all people are serious child cartoon rapist have fun raping cartoon characters

No i was talking about the guy who stared this also y'all people are serious child cartoon rapist have fun raping cartoon characters

lucariobreeder said:
No i was talking about the guy who stared this also y'all people are serious child cartoon rapist have fun raping cartoon characters

Well, whatever. Good riddance.

....... -_-....

lucariobreeder said:
No i was talking about the guy who stared this also y'all people are serious child cartoon rapist have fun raping cartoon characters

Pot meet kettle...

Renard_Queenston said:

GO AWAY

that is not an acceptable way to treat people here

Assuming they're up for it and have compatible genitals...
Gen 1: 51/151 34%
Gen 2: 30/100 30%
Gen 3: 29/135 21%
Gen 4: 37/107 34%
Gen 5: 32/156 20%
Gen 6: 21/72 29%
Gen 7: 16/81 19%
So that's 215/802 27% So that's over a quarter of all pokemon!
All of them un-anthro'd, a couple of them are fish, bugs, birds and plants and a fair amount of them not even female... (male Meowstic makes me very excited)
Problems... those be the things that I have...

I don't think I'm this bad with everything... Pokemon's just sorta my thing...

necromancers are at it again

Xch3l said:
That's where ED is rong: I, for one, would fuck a Gardevoir

Just look at her:
post #285152
post #237761
post #239427

take that as TMI for today

I just have one issue with your statement. Those Gardevoirs are humanised.

128/655

I've got it severely.

I can't list all of them, so let me just put down my favorites (all females):

Lucario

Zoroark

Mewtwo

Ninetales

Pyroar

Liepard

Arcanine

Ditto

Braixen

Sylveon

Charizard

Salamence

Lugia

Suicune

Lopunny

Persian

Noivern

Haxorous

Salazzle

Vaporeon

52%.
I think I need a hobby.

I'm enough of a pervert that very few of these Pokémon are actually unappealing to me. However, I'm immediately objecting to Slugma and Magcargo for fear of being burned, the cocoon Pokémon for (seeming) lack of interactive parts, Gulpin and Swalot because I'm not into vore, and Trubbish and Garbodor because I'm pretty sure Lance wants them all and I'm okay with that.

The only ones that I can think of that I really don't want to do anything with them are mostly those "brand new" gen1 evolutions from gen4, but other than that I can pretty much get to hump anything thrown at me, minus a few exception.

Basically, it would be faster if I list the ones I would never touch :
- Gen4 new evolutions for old gen1 Pokemon
- Conkeldurr
- Volcanion

Everything else gets a pass with me, but some more than others. There are a lot of them that I'm mostly neutral, but I wouldn't mind anyway, and if I exclude them from the list, I would be closer to really like 75% of them total and not 99%

I wan 2 fuk Relicanth & Magnemite

Neitsuke said:
Everything else gets a pass with me, but some more than others.

Would you fuck a Voltorb?

Strikerman said:
Would you fuck a Voltorb?

how much are you willing to pay someone to find a way to have sex with a sentient, explosive sphere that shoots electricity at people

Fenrick said:
how much are you willing to pay someone to find a way to have sex with a sentient, explosive sphere that shoots electricity at people

A lot more than I would pay for the Electrode since Voltorb has no mouth. With Electrode you could just use a rubber.

I remember many years ago I actually wanted to make like, a web-based thing that was basically a "would/wouldn't/maybe" list similar to this concept.
It would then pool all the answers people had given and have like, a top 10 list of most fuckable, least fuckable, etc. and display them somewhere for people to see.

But then I remembered I only know basic HTML. ;v;

_{(If anyone wants to use this idea to do something like it, go right ahead, and totally let me know if you do :D)}

The problem with that clause about anthro forms is that Elpatrixf has drawn anthrofied versions of almost every Pokemon, and he has a way of making pretty much all of them attractive.

7,7%
Huh, Looks like I wasn't that much deep in the pokephilia

But come on, Zoroark and Lucario are so alluring it's cheating from them-

I came up with 49, one under, so I'm not a total deviant right?? Also I find it hilarious, and it says a lot about our culture, that wanting to fuck anywhere from 0-9 pokemon makes you quite normal.

There's really only two pokemon I'd want to have sex with but only in anthro form:
post #122282 post #159319

Not gonna make a list but it's easily over 300.