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So, you've decided to pursue pokémon research! Lucky for you, this horny Grovyle is giving you a head start. Now you see why his special ability is called "Overgrow!"

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    Danjen

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    Based on the scale of the ruler, he has a cock that is 12" long (you have to account for the angle between the cock, ruler, and point of view), a 3.38" diameter, and a circumference of 8.95".

    A typical Grovyle is 2'11" tall, with a weight of 47.6 lbs. This means, that for this picture, it has a body to cock length ratio of 2.92 - meaning that his cock is nearly one third the length of his body.

    All told, that is an amazing shaft and ass on that thing, and I would ride it so very, very hard.

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    BlueDragon407

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    Danjen said:
    Based on the scale of the ruler, he has a cock that is 12" long (you have to account for the angle between the cock, ruler, and point of view), a 3.38" diameter, and a circumference of 8.95".

    A typical Grovyle is 2'11" tall, with a weight of 47.6 lbs. This means, that for this picture, it has a body to cock length ratio of 2.92 - meaning that his cock is nearly one third the length of his body.

    All told, that is an amazing shaft and ass on that thing, and I would ride it so very, very hard.

    NERD ALERT!

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    RyuujinGekijou

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    Danjen said:
    Based on the scale of the ruler, he has a cock that is 12" long (you have to account for the angle between the cock, ruler, and point of view), a 3.38" diameter, and a circumference of 8.95".

    A typical Grovyle is 2'11" tall, with a weight of 47.6 lbs. This means, that for this picture, it has a body to cock length ratio of 2.92 - meaning that his cock is nearly one third the length of his body.

    All told, that is an amazing shaft and ass on that thing, and I would ride it so very, very hard.

    I wish -MY- cock was one third the size of my body

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    princeofscales72

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    RyuujinGekijou said:
    I wish -MY- cock was one third the size of my body

    No you dont. Sounds like a great idea at first, but no one would take that inside them.

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    the-pale-tailed-fox

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    Ghost2 said:
    Oh, look at the detail...

    We need more of this artist.

    well i happen to know the original artist on

    www.furaffinity.com u can check my profile out there if u wanted my name is the same here as there

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    Lolwut421

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    Smaller than a foot, he's measuring it at his waist and moving it forward so the ruler looks like it's a foot.

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    Vercoli

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    Danjen said:
    Based on the scale of the ruler, he has a cock that is 12" long (you have to account for the angle between the cock, ruler, and point of view), a 3.38" diameter, and a circumference of 8.95".

    A typical Grovyle is 2'11" tall, with a weight of 47.6 lbs. This means, that for this picture, it has a body to cock length ratio of 2.92 - meaning that his cock is nearly one third the length of his body.

    All told, that is an amazing shaft and ass on that thing, and I would ride it so very, very hard.

    But what we all (hopefully) know is that Pokedex size and weight is rather bullshit if you watch the show... Doesn't it state that Roselia is a foot tall? And it is about 1/3 the height of its trainer in the Hoenn series? And what about the weight to body-mass ratio of a Wailord? Not to mention what it lists as size for the Legendaries being nowhere near what it looks like in the show! I'm not saying your math is wrong, I'm just saying that it may be off if this were somehow, someway incorporated into the Pokemon canon... And boy would that be AWESOME!

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    pikalover253

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    princeofscales72 said:
    No you dont. Sounds like a great idea at first, but no one would take that inside them.

    wrong i would

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    Hyper Beam

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    Danjen said:
    Based on the scale of the ruler, he has a cock that is 12" long (you have to account for the angle between the cock, ruler, and point of view), a 3.38" diameter, and a circumference of 8.95".

    A typical Grovyle is 2'11" tall, with a weight of 47.6 lbs. This means, that for this picture, it has a body to cock length ratio of 2.92 - meaning that his cock is nearly one third the length of his body.

    All told, that is an amazing shaft and ass on that thing, and I would ride it so very, very hard.

    Possibly the saddest thing you will ever read

    Actually, accounting for the distance the ruler is behind his penis would make the ruler appear larger than it does in the shot. Neither the ruler nor his cock seem to be angled dramatically toward or away from the camera. Either way, his dick isn't 12 inches long unless you're measuring from the base of his ballsack. It's probably closer to 9 or 10.

    Also, as a hilarious aside, given your measurements, the volume of the dick is slightly less than 100 cubic inches = 1639 cubic centimeters and based off the average density of the flesh of a living creature, it has a mass of just over a kilogram, or weighs ~2 and a half pounds. Its dick is literally nearly 10% of its body weight, according to the pokedex and this image.

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