Topic: Porno Parodies Puns

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stalkerd said:
I guess Rocket Rider wouldn't make sense.

more than you think actually. *points down*

man, humanity sure does love phallic shaped objects, huh?

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treos said:
more than you think actually. *points down*

man, humanity sure does love phallic shaped objects, huh?

I'd say, The groot in that movie up there looks like a total dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm sorry I'm not sorry ~‿~)

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Lance_Armstrong said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panty_Raider:_From_Here_to_Immaturity

Womb Raider much be to easy to do

Notkastar said:
I'd say, The groot in that movie up there looks like a total dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm sorry I'm not sorry ~‿~)

He gotten very stiff.

treos said:
more than you think actually. *points down*

man, humanity sure does love phallic shaped objects, huh?

yup they do, they also like to stick it in alot of places as well.

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stalkerd said:
Any one got good or better porn pun names and titles?

https://www.cultture.com/gallery/2015/03/lostiay.jpg
I just saw this... kinda kinky but mostly bad funny,
but a better outfit then the pikachu outfit XD

Rocket Racooch... ha
I guess Rocket Rider wouldn't make sense.

- In Diana Jones
- The gay after Tommorow
- Black Cock Down
- Ass wide shut
- Fill Jill
- Gaywatch
- Robocock
- Alien vs Penetrator
- Analgeddon
- The Sexorcist

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From the top of my head:

-Booty and the Beast
-The Cock and The Pound(ing)
-Pocho-hump this
-The Lion Kink
-Dominator Genityls (Terminator: Genisys(I know it's not a Disney movie but I felt like throwing this one in))
-Toys Orgy
-Peter Panties
-Sleeping Booty
-A-laid-in
-Herpules
-Lilo's Bitch
-Fist-it Ralph
-Frozen (nipples)
-Eat Me Out (Inside Out)
-Moan (Moana...I know it's too simple.)

And now onto DreamWorks

-Deep Im-peg(ging)
-The Pimp of Egypt
-Galaxy Clit
-TransFuckers (I just fucking realized that Dream works was involved with Michael Bay...dafuq)

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ElctrcBoogalord said:
From the top of my head:

-Booty and the Beast
-The Cock and The Pound(ing)
-Pocho-hump this
-The Lion Kink
-Dominator Genityls (Terminator: Genisys(I know it's not a Disney movie but I felt like throwing this one in))
-Toys Orgy
-Peter Panties
-Sleeping Booty
-A-laid-in
-Herpules
-Lilo's Bitch
-Fist-it Ralph
-Frozen (nipples)
-Eat Me Out (Inside Out)
-Moan (Moana...I know it's too simple.)

And now onto DreamWorks

-Deep Im-peg(ging)
-The Pimp of Egypt
-Galaxy Clit
-TransFuckers (I just fucking realized that Dream works was involved with Michael Bay...dafuq)

Few of these are pretty good and silly.
going abit off topic
To bad that Gnardians of the Galaxy didn't have any Rocket sex scenes.
My guess it be strange to green screen that,
but they could have hire a short porn actor
even if she's a dwarf.

The Bulge (The Hulk)
Vixen and the Hound-Dog (Fox and the Hound, heck pokemon had a live action porno
and it was creepy)
Star Crack The Next Penetration
Star Whores The Empire got Back
The Little Cliterous That Could

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I remember there being talks of a L4D porno way back. It would include things like the splooger.

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Sorrowless said:
I remember there being talks of a L4D porno way back. It would include things like the splooger.

Ha
The Sucker
The Bitch
The Humper

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stalkerd said:
Ha
The Sucker
The Bitch
The Humper

I imagine the charger just stalking the action enjoying his big faparm.

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XXX-Men and Sex-Men would be to easy
D in C Comics?

I realize The Bulge joke would work for The Grudge spoof better.

Sexes Seesaw Masturbator? (texas chainsaw massacre)

Wetmare on RimStreet?

Sexy Island... to easy

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Gears of Whore
The One Nut Bandit (No, this is not Lance Armstrong's autobiography)
Mein Cunt

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Did you know that Sylvester Stallone used to play in softcore porn under the name Italian Stallion?

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Sorrowless said:
Did you know that Sylvester Stallone used to play in softcore porn under the name Italian Stallion?

No surprise. He did star in Cliffbanger.

Edit: Holy shit, there actually is a movie called Cliff Banger.

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BlueDingo said:
No surprise. He did star in Cliffbanger.

Edit: Holy shit, there actually is a movie called Cliff Banger.

I'm so sharing that with my friend who love that movie

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BlueDingo said:
No surprise. He did star in Cliffbanger.

Edit: Holy shit, there actually is a movie called Cliff Banger.

Well i'm not surprise theres a movie with a easy simple funny title like that.

BatPussy is a real thing too.

She-man and The Mastrebators of the Universe.

Penetrators (Predators).

Fuck By Me.

Wet Christmas (Black Christmas).

The Sex-Files, to easy.

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i think they might've put a watersports joke in yooka-laylee... in the first world you have to help a cloud release his...water.

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treos said:
i think they might've put a watersports joke in yooka-laylee... in the first world you have to help a cloud release his...water.

You also help him to... move some solids.

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