i read a comic on this site involving a knight going to slay a dragon and finding out the dragon is harmless then going back to his master and conveying this knowledge to him. the master then gets upset and tell him FOR REAL THIS TIME go kill the dragon.
he then goes back to the dragon and talks to her some more and she then gives him a special sword that makes people you stab with it fall in love.
after that he goes somewhere away from her at some far away place and prays, then a bard come along and invited him to a tavern where the bard was gonna play.
later the bard finds out that the owner doesn't want him playing at her bar because he sucks.
so the knight pays for drinks and whores, the whores are kobolds.
the bard fucks some kobolds well the knight takes a meek kobold to a backroom and talks with her for a while about why the whore works at a brothel until he decides to go check up on his bard friend to see how he is doing and walks in on him fucking two kobolds. then he goes back to the other kobold and goes to bed.
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