I have penis on the brain today and I was thinking about the different kinds of wieners of our animals friends. It occurred to me that a lot of creatures share two common traits without sharing the same species or even the same genetic superorder.

I'm talking about our hooved friends, horses and cows and deer and such. Almost exclusively, they all have a large, club-headed, flared penis.

After an unpleasant series of Google searches sure to come back to haunt me some day, I have verified:

The following are true:
Horse (equine)
Cow/Buffalo/Wildebeest (bovine)
Deer/Antelope/Elk/Moose/Reaindeer (cervine)
Sheep/Ram (caprine)
Giraffe/Okapi (giraffidine)

and only found two exceptions:
Goat (also caprine)
Pig/Boar (suine) (I always thought this was 'porcine- - must be an unofficial term)

When I started this I was going to suggest all hooved creatures be implicated to ungulate_penis since it's so nearly universal, but since I've got two strong exceptions i'm going to recommend that all applicable peens be implicated to the existing flared_penis tag. So, that would involve this mixture of both used and unused tags:

equine_penis
horse_penis
bull_penis
bovine_penis
bovid_penis
deer_penis
buck_penis
elk_penis
moose_penis
cervine_penis
cervid_penis
ram_penis (i don't think anyone would ever use 'sheep_penis')
giraffe_penis

'caprid/caprine' and should not be implicated because because it includes goats who have more of a fencing-foil member.

This implication would help the horse cock lovers who don't know the term 'flared_penis' (I didn't even know it until today and that's unusual) and want to see all the big club-headed dongs they can find without having to search for every species that might have one. Also, it's educational!

p.s. there is also the tag vacuum_penis - it doesn't need to be implicated to anything, just, more people need to know about it.

p.p.s. I was also going to do a list of creatures with canine penises but then I found the existing tag fossa_penis. Changed my life.

Eh... no. For starters a lot of those tags should be aliased or invalidated, if they're used (which a lot are not, so why include them?). We don't need a bull AND a bovine AND a bovid penis tag. Also none of those species have equine-style flares.

equine penises flare only near orgasm. you cant tag flared penis on equine penis that is not flared yet. and many of those penises dont even flare.

Eggplant said:
equine penises flare only near orgasm. you cant tag flared penis on equine penis that is not flared yet. and many of those penises dont even flare.

I looked at all of these penises to make sure they do. It is my contribution to society.

The end of the penis can flare at any stage of arousal, and even if it's not currently flared it's still that kind of penis.

regsmutt said:
Eh... no. For starters a lot of those tags should be aliased or invalidated, if they're used (which a lot are not, so why include them?). We don't need a bull AND a bovine AND a bovid penis tag. Also none of those species have equine-style flares.

Yeah a lot of them should be aliased. We need to decide as a community, in general, if we want 'id' or 'ine'.

For the sake of penis, personally I think we could -alias- them all to flared_penis because it wouldn't take a lot of tags to find a specific species with a realistic penis if that's what you're after. It would just mean if you typed in 'equine penis' you'd find deer and bull cocks too; if that's not what you want you can just add 'horse' to your search.

what the fuck, that is one of the worst things you have ever suggested. you cant alias numerous tags to something that they are not.
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this is flared penis. it means that the penis tip is spread notably like that. now take a look at posts in bovine_penis tag. literally NONE of them has penis tip like that. what you are suggesting here makes as much sense as implicating or aliasing porcine penis, humanoid penis, equine penis and cetacean penis to knot.

Sparkmane said:
I looked at all of these penises to make sure they do. It is my contribution to society.

The end of the penis can flare at any stage of arousal, and even if it's not currently flared it's still that kind of penis.

again, they flare ONLY near orgasm. there is a difference beween flared horse dick and unflared horse dick. flared penis tag gets tagged ONLY on pictures where the penis is flared. you dont tag knot on every canine penis either unless knot is actually visible in image.

Sparkmane said:
Yeah a lot of them should be aliased. We need to decide as a community, in general, if we want 'id' or 'ine'.

For the sake of penis, personally I think we could -alias- them all to flared_penis because it wouldn't take a lot of tags to find a specific species with a realistic penis if that's what you're after. It would just mean if you typed in 'equine penis' you'd find deer and bull cocks too; if that's not what you want you can just add 'horse' to your search.

Bad. No. Deer and bull cocks aren't flared, idk where you're getting that. Horse dicks aren't always flared.

Yes, we should definitely imply species penises to flared_penis even if they aren't flared. That's the perfect suggestion.