Topic: [Feature/Rejected as TMI] iCame button imported from rule34.xxx

Posted under Site Bug Reports & Feature Requests

Requested feature overview description:

The iCame button functions like a reward system for the most attractive characters of the month and year; you just simply click on the huge aroused face of a furry character (you could choose the face on the button from pre-made images or you could upload your own) and show off you've ejaculated (or squirted if you're a woman) to this certain picture. Unfortunately, you can only "cum" every 24 hours, but you can vote in both the general and female only categories separately (I will explain it later on) and you can vote for the same image in both categories, too, if the character featured in the picture is purely female. Then the algorithm searches for a character tag; if it has one, it gives the character a reputation point. If the character you've ejeculated/squirted on has enough reputation points, it can end up in the Top 100 list of the most came-on characters, and if it's in the Top 10, the character would get featured in a bukkake orgy image featuring the top 10 sexiest characters of the month or the year, drawn by popular artists like FluffKevlar, iwbitu, Nuzzo, avante92, dimwitboy, etc.

Why would it be useful?

This would be cool because if an artist's (maybe favourite) character gets in, they can work on more content and the users of the site can enjoy more pornographic images of their favourite characters, too.

A separate Top 100 Sexiest Women of e621 list

Of course, the majority of the male furries interested in yiff are the part of the LGBTQ+ community, so to give a chance to purely female characters (aka. not gynomorph, not andromorph or not a herm) for heterosexual men and for lesbian women, too, you could choose an iCame character in the female category and vote in the Top 100 Sexiest Women of e621 list, too.

Affected parts of the website:

Tags, Posting Privileges of the Moderators and Owners, Posts, The content of the posts which can only be posted by privileged users

Updated by Clawdragons

It seems that no-one likes my ideas. Why am I such a useless crap in this community? Why do I think my feature recommendations worth something, but in reality, they are useless?

Updated by anonymous

GRFurryStuff said:
It seems that no-one likes my ideas. Why am I such a useless crap in this community? Why do I think my feature recommendations worth something, but in reality, they are useless?

1. Chill. It's just a feature request that was rejected, not some sort of test of your worth as a human being.
2. This feature kind of would go against the no creepy comments rules (like talking about what images you have cummed to is not allowed). It would be really odd to implement a button for telling something that is not allowed in comments.

Updated by anonymous

What if we would implement it, but rebrand it as a "most popular character list" instead of "most wankable character list"? To keep it more PG.

Updated by anonymous

randomguy85 said:
What if we would implement it, but rebrand it as a "most popular character list" instead of "most wankable character list"? To keep it more PG.

In other words, order:favcount.

Updated by anonymous

I guess I'll just have to estimate the cum I helped to create by multiplying fav count by fap constant. :^

Updated by anonymous

BirdOfGrain said:
I guess I'll just have to estimate the cum I helped to create by multiplying fav count by fap constant. :^

Just remember, it only gives accurate results if the ejaculation velocity is less than 10% of the speed of cum in vacuum.

Updated by anonymous

GRFurryStuff said:
It seems that no-one likes my ideas. Why am I such a useless crap in this community? Why do I think my feature recommendations worth something, but in reality, they are useless?

Because you are asking to implement features featured on pornsites, for site that isn't a pornsite.

Updated by anonymous

I expect an enormous response to the upcoming iSplooge feature.

GRFurryStuff said:

Of course, the majority of the male furries interested in yiff are the part of the LGBTQ+ community

Straight porn remains in the lead here.

Updated by anonymous

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