Hi, I was wondering if anyone here would like me to write about anything? It would be for free, since I don't think you can get paid for creative writing. Anyway, If you want me to write anything, message me here (slow) or send me a personal message (faster way)! <3

blkreit said:
It would be for free, since I don't think you can get paid for creative writing.

I'm sure people get paid to write creatively and uncreatively.

blkreit said:
Hi, I was wondering if anyone here would like me to write about anything? It would be for free, since I don't think you can get paid for creative writing. Anyway, If you want me to write anything, message me here (slow) or send me a personal message (faster way)! <3

You're not being very specific, so I'm not sure what kind of ideas you want ^_^

I'll just tell you about a few story ideas of mine...

a) Hyperspace
It's a parody of Event Horizon and FTL travel in Warhammer 40k
A group of anthros are testing the first ever spaceship with a hyperdrive.
When they enter hyperspace, they grow hyper genitalia and become hypersexual.
Back at the spaceport, a reporter comments: "The crew appears exhausted but in good spirits. This is the future of space travel!"

b) Galactic Dating Service
Two 100% straight men, who've never met before, are paired by a galactic dating computer.
Maybe one of them is human and the other an anthro alien.
Anyway, both are furious about this mistake, and want to get a refund.
The service hotline isn't helpful, so they decide to team up and go to the dating service headquarters.
You can imagine where it goes from here...

That's all for now, maybe I'll add more if you're interested.

lance_armstrong said:
I'm sure people get paid to write creatively and uncreatively.

I'll have you know that as an professional uncreative writer, I can give you a story that will disappoint you guaranteed or your money back 😎

I've been paid for writing before. It's not particularly highly valued and my usual rate is pretty abysmal for me, but people will pay for commissions if you're decent.

However, without any examples of your writing, or without any sorts of restrictions, no one would ever know what they can or should request.

If you like, I can give you a bit of advice for getting into writing. Feel free to send me a PM and I can point you in the right-ish direction.