This time, what's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard

The worst one I heard was while at Fort Lee, Virginia, just off post in South Park.

Guy came up to a girl next to me and said "Are you Rastafarian? 'Cause you Jamaican me crazy!"

Yea, did not know whether to laugh or feel ashamed to also have a penis...

Most blatant... "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" He didnt get another word off.

And one I actually laughed over "excuse me, do you have any irish in you?"

"umm... No I dont"

"would you like to?"

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

Also.

"If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential."

the worst pick-up lines are the creepy ones

"Where have you been all my life?"

I was at the pool with my friend (who was slightly very drunk)
And he said to a girl "Are your parents bakers? Cause those buns look awesome"
He was pushed backwards into the big pool.

Kclub said:
"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

Also.

"If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential."

Honestly? If someone said those to me they'd already have a good gate in.

All of Barbados' posts remind me of insanely creepy pickup lines. :I

SirAntagonist said:
I was at the pool with my friend (who was slightly very drunk)
And he said to a girl "Are your parents bakers? Cause those buns look awesome"
He was pushed backwards into the big pool.

For being drunk, that was pretty good

LOL, I got a few... just watch this video
VERY FUNNY (in my opinon), enjoy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PUvPa6arT4
^_^

Yeeeeeeah.

post #194602
and post #133789

Let's make our own alphabet. Instead of starting with ABC, let's start with HIV

"Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? That would explain how you messed up your face."

"I wanna be your Krakatoa, let my lava flow all over you."

"Is he in jail?, the man who stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

"Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you"

"I put the STD in STUD, all i need is U"

meh...

"Hi. My name is Pogo. Want to jump on my stick?"

"I can't find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room..."

"I lost my number. Can I borrow yours?"

The CIA is trying to steal my penis. I need a place to hide it...

Kclub said:
"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

Also.

"If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential."

Real panty dropper there, No lie. Someone say that to me I guarantee second base if I can resisist taking off my pants.

Xch3l said:
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No fair, I've sung that song to my girl when we first starting dating and she loved it. We both like jack black

You can do it like this guy and claim to have a heart condition that will kill you if you don't get sex NAO.

Munkelzahn said:
You can do it like this guy and claim to have a heart condition that will kill you if you don't get sex NAO.

lol epic

The worst like I can think of is "Ethiopian Crackhead"

random wannabe pickup artist says to a girl:

"I put the STD in STUD, all i need is U"

Crow: MARAN! MARAN! MORON! MORON!

The worst i can think of is "Are you from Heaven? Because I've always wanted to fuck an angel." That's pretty bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1GA4qcbwjI

Never fails!

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me!

LET ME GET YOUR FACE PREGNANT!

Rusteee said:
LET ME GET YOUR FACE PREGNANT!

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Rusteee said:
LET ME GET YOUR FACE PREGNANT!

That's a pick-up line??? That sounds like rape to me XD

You must play the harp cause you look like an angel. You say that and your not getting laid anytime soon

"Your father must have been a thief, because I saw him shoplifting from K-Mart."

Supervisor said:
You smashed a 7,000 dollar Telxon in a compactor

Seriously how rude of him to come onto me like that

Your mother must have been a baker cuz she made some nice buns on you! Hi im butter...

I about peed myself laughing which stiffled the urge to tell him off. He got the hint anyway.

Rainbow_Dash said:
Seriously how rude of him to come onto me like that

You should have unzipped his pants and made like you were gonna do it, but then walked away telling him he needs to be bigger, like his father.

null0010 said:
You should have unzipped his pants and made like you were gonna do it, but then walked away telling him he needs to be bigger, like his father.

Aren't they usually smaller tho? :0
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_the_Wiener_Is...

If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

Wolfboy1206 said:
If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

^ lol ^

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Hey sexy lady!! I'm gona ride you... GANGNAM STYLE!!!

Beats me. They never respond well to Ford or Chevy.

null0010 said:
"Your father must have been a thief, because I saw him shoplifting from K-Mart."

Wolfboy1206 said:
If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

Young'uns these days, huh? Teenage males specifically.

Hydrogen said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1GA4qcbwjI

Never fails!

I see no problem using that one

you turn my software into hardware

If i was a squirrel and you were a tree would you let put my nuts in your hole

I understand where you got all those burn scars, it's 'cause you're HOT!

"The human body is made of 206 bones. Do you have room for one more?"

IndigoHeat said:
"The human body is made of 206 bones. Do you have room for one more?"

Lol that was somewhat clever

"Since you don't got a dick, want to suck mine?"

"Why is there starw ont he ground?"

"Why are you wearing a mask?"

"Well, why not suck my dick?"

(for old people) Wanna break a hip?

furballs_dc said:
(for old people) Wanna break a hip?

That's actually kind of a good one.

(for crazy people) *opens car trunk* There, now you don't have to worry about if I have a bone saw or not.