Topic: new eco friendly plastic made from salmon sperm

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I saw that headline recently. Not sure if I should be relieved or not at the fact that they ain't using human semen for it, 'cause, well, in the end it's still cum.

big-iron said:
I saw that headline recently. Not sure if I should be relieved or not at the fact that they ain't using human semen for it, 'cause, well, in the end it's still cum.

If people eat caviar why not fish sperm

big-iron said:
I saw that headline recently. Not sure if I should be relieved or not at the fact that they ain't using human semen for it, 'cause, well, in the end it's still cum.

Frankly I wouldn't be surprised in a future dystopian hellscape, that there will be "do the evolution"-esque coomer VR extraction hoses across the nation.

supracat said:
Frankly I wouldn't be surprised in a future dystopian hellscape, that there will be "do the evolution"-esque coomer VR extraction hoses across the nation.

It's inefficient, but so were the human batteries in The Matrix.

*If you can print DNA and put it in synthetic embryos, you don't need sperm at all.

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lance_armstrong said:
It's inefficient, but so were the human batteries in The Matrix.

I guess the efficiency means nothing if it takes the "sustainable" "carbon neutral" or "environmentally friendly" marketing scheme.

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