Topic: What are some of the best comments you've ever read on porn sites?

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user 376608

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Hello all. Time and time again, I've come across some real bangers, some real knee slappers that I regret not screenshotting.

So, I wanted to take this reflection as an opportunity to hear what are some of the best comments you've ever read? Could be comedic to over-the-top perversion you can't help but make fun of. Any porn site is game. Furry or otherwise.

aversionCapacitor'

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dripen_arn said:
honestly surprised a find a rule 34 commenter with enough intelligence to know what a pcb or soldering is

Furries, and even porn connoisseurs often end up some of the most literate humans on the planet, involved in high level STEM sectors such as software, physics and the bio/medical field.

I can't even be surprised anymore.

darryus

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aversioncapacitor' said:
Furries, and even porn connoisseurs often end up some of the most literate humans on the planet, involved in high level STEM sectors such as software, physics and the bio/medical field.

I can't even be surprised anymore.

yeah, but most of the people that write comments are... not... not even just in relation to adult websites, a lot of the time the people who comment on stuff on the internet in general are just strange.

Drink Arngejuice

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char_aznable said:
This one takes the cake for best of all time e6 comment.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813894224448847905/984536803690299462/unknown.png

darryus said:
e6 isn't a porn site, though. it's an organized archive of furry art, it just so happens that a grand majority of furry art is porn.

i agree with darryus but tbh it was funnier when lance armstrong mairo said "it's not a porn site" with hyper titty post #2695020 set as their avatar

etid: mixed up which janitor said that, here's the source (yes they blured out their name, but it's pretty obvious with the red name, and it's still public info, ain't doxing nobody but still pls don't bully mairo they taught me ffmpeg ok?)

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user 376608

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darryus said:
e6 isn't a porn site, though. it's an organized archive of furry art, it just so happens that a grand majority of furry art is porn.

Thank you for clarifying.

Benjiboyo

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dripen_arn said:
i agree with darryus but tbh it was funnier when lance armstrong said "it's not a porn site" with hyper titty set as their avatar

Wait, when was THAT lance's Avatar? I gotta see that.

user 695263

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sabre45 said:
It's a pity that I cannot upload my screenshots with comments to this site (or similar). I have a little hobby of taking screenshots of dumb and funny comments.

It's my own site heh.

Mairo

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dripen_arn said:
i agree with darryus but tbh it was funnier when lance armstrong mairo said "it's not a porn site" with hyper titty post #2695020 set as their avatar

etid: mixed up which janitor said that, here's the source (yes they blured out their name, but it's pretty obvious with the red name, and it's still public info, ain't doxing nobody but still pls don't bully mairo they taught me ffmpeg ok?)

This is one of those arguments where it's about semantics, scope and how people use the site versus how the site operates.
I know that majority of people use this site to browse and upload pornographic stuff and there's nothing wrong with that, that's why we have robust search engine and even e926 so that you can use the database however you want here.
But at the same time the sites rules and guidelines actively disallow sexual interactions and weight material based on it's artistical value rather than pornographic.

Even in real life, smaller grocery stores which everyone goes to buy beer and tobacco only unofficially become "beer stores" but they are still just grocery stores, there's nothing wrong with people only coming in and buying beer and tobacco, but there will always also be other grocery store items for customers who do not drink or smoke to buy as well.

But I like keeping it "it's not pornsite" because that is the truth and that makes everyone on chans lose their minds like it means something at all :V

Also pornography does have artistical nature to it, even real life one. You can put in a lot of choises to make your end results look more pleasing for the eye and provide more of desired feeling, that's art.

Drink Arngejuice

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mairo said:
This is one of those arguments where it's about semantics, scope and how people use the site versus how the site operates.
I know that majority of people use this site to browse and upload pornographic stuff and there's nothing wrong with that, that's why we have robust search engine and even e926 so that you can use the database however you want here.
But at the same time the sites rules and guidelines actively disallow sexual interactions and weight material based on it's artistical value rather than pornographic.

Even in real life, smaller grocery stores which everyone goes to buy beer and tobacco only unofficially become "beer stores" but they are still just grocery stores, there's nothing wrong with people only coming in and buying beer and tobacco, but there will always also be other grocery store items for customers who do not drink or smoke to buy as well.

But I like keeping it "it's not pornsite" because that is the truth and that makes everyone on chans lose their minds like it means something at all :V

Also pornography does have artistical nature to it, even real life one. You can put in a lot of choises to make your end results look more pleasing for the eye and provide more of desired feeling, that's art.

again, 100% agree that e6 isn't just a porn site but rather a furry art archive (i upload official chikn nuggit episodes for god sake so how can i not?). i ain't even trying to peg you as a hypocrite, just pointing out something funny and ironic is all

i will admit though that neither when i read char_aznable's post nor when remembering that reddit post did i realize that both of them were you. so for that i'm sorry and i will say that it's pretty smart to keep your avatar sfw when making these kind of arguments

but hey, let's not let this thread get off-topic. and since it's about funny comments; what are some that you'd like to share with us?

user 486914

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Someone asking for advice about block color palletes for Minecraft houses under a regular porn video on PornHub.
Someone actually answered him. (Might have been me, can't remember though.)

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