*POOF* you are now the now the character in your avatar, what is the first thing you do?

I sit above the doors to a preschool and flip off all the children who still have hope in their eyes.

Dance and give weak-willed furries nightmares.

i go around san francisco or los angeles (or whatever city is most popular for game dev studios) holding up an unfolded cardboard box with "will make topical politically correct/incorrect references for franchise reboot" scrawled upon it

context: while writing this i had this render of gex as my pfp
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Find more toobs.

Find a helmet that actually lets me see

Edit:
And just like that, I've already ruined my post lol

For reference, this is what I had
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p o o f

"Ask myself" why I'm known as the Butcher Baroness. Armello's lore is scarce at best, and I don't believe it's been explained why Griotte's so infamous.

Nothing, I already got my wish.

Probably Nya~

*POOF* you are now your avatars character, what do you do first

I think that, with my avatar, it is self-evident.

=P.

... to fly, I mean.

=).

My facial expression says it all.

Assuming that no one finds the sudden existence of dragons alarming enough to bust out the big guns, move to the desert, and enjoy the sun on my scales.

How ironic, I hate smoking and yet it happened.
And yet I still have to finish a magazine.

Distract Mario with my not E-rated booty, so he's more likely to make the next jump without thinking, causing him to jump right into the hidden kaizo block which launches the giant muncher that triggers the contraption that causes a Cheep Cheep to fall from the sky, so that when Mario jumps out of the way to avoid it, he jumps right into the other hidden kaizo block which triggers the contraption that shoots the Spring that will launch Mario into the (sorta) soft-lock area as the "bonus area" theme plays, and he has to wait for a Boo to slowly come over to kill him, so he can die and return to the checkpoint rather than having to restart the level from scratch. BWAHAHAHA!

(That thing below Meowser is a Twister from MM2, btw. That's why he's airborne.)

i do the easy breezy dance!! with timmy and tommy!!!!!!!

I am become noodle. Also, would that imply that the events of XCOM are true?

I would probably just brush myself. I mean. I'd also end up becoming my own character heh, which would be Amazing. I'd probably go freak out my dad.

Relax on the beach and read my book ^U^

Wait a second.

Does that mean that we are now just property of the artists themselves?

which one

I’d eat my cakes and go take a nap in a cardboard box

Find a space marine to headbutt repeatedly.

Snore.

yo mom

I'd sudenly forget, I am depressed.
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Then I realize, I am still depressed.
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neepokra said:
*POOF* you are now the now the character in your avatar, what is the first thing you do?

I sit above the doors to a preschool and flip off all the children who still have hope in their eyes.

I want T H E B U T T E R

Step 1. Build some mechanical hamsters.

Step 2. Declare war on squirrels.

Step 3. Launch an invasion of my *new* HamsterBoy Industries^TM steam powered hamsters.

Step 4. Conquer the entire world!*

*The tinny corner of the forest that I've ever known.

Step 5. With my life goals accomplished and nothing farther to work towards, slowly slip into a spiral of boredom.

Step 6. To elevate boredom, take up philosophy. Then have a long and deep introspective debate with myself about my existence.

Step 7. After a year and a half of pondering life's great questions. Die of short life span... (because I'm a hamster.)

What a happy ending. :)

Become the worlds best Pharah cosplayer I guess

Stare and contemplate while looking at the rain.

what the heck am i supposed to do with so many characters

Wake up i guess.

azero said:
Nothing, I already got my wish.

This is friggin' awesome, mate. Cheers to your wits 🍻

Walking in the woods at dawn, but I can't look where I'm stepping.
Now and just run away like there's not a tomorrow.
Wait, I'm a dick?!

Not exactly anything new that I've been identifying as "A rex" as my mask, though two things would certainly be new: For one, being female. For two, actually being a rex, not just using it as a mask. I don't even roleplay as one.

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... But I don't want to have my nose beaten off because I didn't think through a harmless joke.

Hmm, i would say my job ig? But keep swapping. What's my job? Well that's a long story, that's paysite and needs translations.

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This character lost three limbs and
is replaced with cybernetics.

Not sure how I feel about this, but with my mood
I think I'm fine.

At the time of writting this, i have no profile picture, so change the world.

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Defeat villains with excessive violence

calthe said:
Defeat villains with excessive violence

*force multiplier

electricitywolf said:
At the time of writting this, i have no profile picture, so change the world.

His final message!

[At time of writing, avatar is 2756265]
Well, there are multiple characters in my avatar, but I guess it doesn't matter which one
I'd likely have mixed feelings - assuming I can't ever return to my normal self, that means I loose all of my aspirations
On the other hand, I think it would be a pretty cool experience, getting to live the life of a totally different creature and from a totally different perspectice.
Hmm. There would also be more dangers though, since of course there would be no such thing as a developed society or anything...
I also hope that my reflexes and senses and stuff would adapt to the new body quickly!

This is a pretty interesting question.

EDIT: in that long paragraph, I somehow failed to answer the actual question. I guess I'd do a sensory check and then a sweep of the surroundings
(I'm assuming I move to the actual environment I need to be in, since otherwise there would be problems.

be goth elfilin and do crimes

Crimes. All the crimes.

Learn some cool moves , not many "BUT 4 OF 'EM"

Be demanding

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I realize valentine's day was like 4 months ago and put my pants back on.

ratte said:
which one

Smol man.

misschu said:
I am become noodle. Also, would that imply that the events of XCOM are true?

Not the events of XCOM per se, but XCOM2 for sure, probably Chimera Squad. You're dating Jane Kelly, now!

Cut myself by accident in my sleep.

My job, I guess?

Feel up my boobs and ass while admiring myself in the mirror. Also flashing my nipples and pussy

I am dog, no house cleaning, no bills paying, no need to go to work. I want to go outside and play, run, jumping!
What the world smells like when I have big dog's nose? I want a lot of petting of course!

Microwave myself

Be happy after 50 years of constant battling with this cute family.

neepokra said:
*POOF* you are now the now the character in your avatar, what is the first thing you do?

I sit above the doors to a preschool and flip off all the children who still have hope in their eyes.

Enjoy my height and start hooting all around while being taller than a floor of a house!

neepokra said:
*POOF* you are now the now the character in your avatar, what is the first thing you do?

I sit above the doors to a preschool and flip off all the children who still have hope in their eyes.

I'm going to do the SAT ASAP.

I'd go fuck myself

neepokra said:
*POOF* you are now the now the character in your avatar, what is the first thing you do?

I sit above the doors to a preschool and flip off all the children who still have hope in their eyes.

Msg me for rp

knottmepls said:
Msg me for rp

this site isn't a roleplaying forum

knottmepls said:
Msg me for rp

The site you're looking for is F-List, not E621.

Masturbate.

This one would be pretty awkward. I wouldnt even have hands.

slickwyvern said:
I'd go fuck myself

You can FLY

Lick computer screens.

I’d probably do a lot of hot stuff. Stuff I can’t mention here, unless I think getting a record is super sexy.

Freak out a lot, and I mean a lot a lot. Think I'm going through an incredibly bizarre psychosis.

Then find out if there's an oil rig or research lab or whatever kind of thing could use a sentient robot that can work independently underwater without needing to prepare for a dive. That's my sona's thing, he wouldn't be happy if he couldn't do the work he was designed and built to do.

Go for a flight as often as possible, visit random bird feeders to make people think they're tripping balls, and celebrate that I'm an anthro magpie followed by having an existential crisis because I'm an anthro magpie.

Pretty sure I would have to go find a shark

I have no idea!

my pfp at the time of writing is a collection of C!Fundy in various times and poses, so I guess I would:

1: If I'm in the real world, panic
2: If I'm in the world c!Fundy is in, well, according to his lore, live alone as a fox in the forest and never see anyone again

camkitty said:
Pretty sure I would have to go find a shark

but what if you are the shark?

Sing and dance for no reason whatsoever.

lavendernightfall said:
my pfp at the time of writing is a collection of C!Fundy in various times and poses, so I guess I would:

1: If I'm in the real world, panic
2: If I'm in the world c!Fundy is in, well, according to his lore, live alone as a fox in the forest and never see anyone again

What is "C!" Fundy?

lavendernightfall said:
but what if you are the shark?

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