I'd deny that I'm desperate for a date.

I'd probably find myself trying really hard not to flex my perineum muscle, fail, then watch my lunch go flying

Start following my dream of becoming an artist

I'm a female PKMN, fucking great. First of all, I try to not get caught by trainer who surely would f*ck me, then I search for a hide place or maybe a forest and start to masturbating night and day. I always wanted to be a girl, one of the reasons why was this.

Lay in bed and contemplate suicide, same as always

neepokra said:
*POOF* you are now the now the character in your avatar, what is the first thing you do?

I sit above the doors to a preschool and flip off all the children who still have hope in their eyes.

make a shitload of money from thirsty furries online

neepokra said:
*POOF* you are now the now the character in your avatar, what is the first thing you do?

I sit above the doors to a preschool and flip off all the children who still have hope in their eyes.

Prostitution. So many furries out there would pay thousands to let me fuck them.

Show no mercy, what else?

Stop existing?

*chuckles* i'm in danger

edit: new pfp

...

ON NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

the first thing I'd do is

Moderate a furry porn site while dressed as a furry

(Assumedly) Gay things.

Give nightmares to guys and girls that spend their life trying to make an animal love them, thinking I am a girl.

rainbow_dash said:
Moderate a furry porn site while dressed as a furry

Furryception

Well depends. Do you mean my icon or my actual fursona? If icon tease people exactly like in the icon then go for a fly to test my new wings. If fursona that depends on which of the three. Buizel I'd train my Pokèmon. If red fox I'd practice my cryomancy and aquamancy. If dragon then admire my new dragon dick and feet then test my new wings.

fox_crown said:
*chuckles* i'm in danger

That is perfect. 👍 Have a thumbs up since I can't actually do that in a forum post

I would admire things.

let the homies hit

High and a winner
Pay the Front line
Take the don'ts
He's coming out for a new point
Get your bets now, ladies and gentlemen
Four four the point's marked four
Ace Deuce craps wants four
Ace Deuce craps wants four
Ace Deuce craps wants four
Ace Deuce craps wants four
Ace Deuce- Ace- Ace Deuce crap- crap want four, crap want four
Who wants- who wants the hard four?
Five wants four

High and a winner got a hot hand
Place your bets ladies and gentlemen
High and a winner got a hot hand
Place your bets ladies and gentlemen

Four and he made it the hard way
Pay the front line take the hard
We got a shooter and a good'en
Coming out again for a new point
Get your bets now, ladies and gentlemen
He's a rolling, point is nine
Place nine Place nine
Eight shooting for nine
Five shooting for nine
He's a rolling, point is nine
Place nine
Eight shooting for nine
Five shooting for nine
Who wants to come?

Play with a soon to be black ball of yarn.

..have a girlfriend.

keep working at home-depot despite my altered form, duty calls after all

Run away from all the horny furries

Live in gay baby jail, I guess. No other options.

furballs_dc said:
Probably Nya~

<3 Wholesome

See if I can poop a rainbow.

strikerman said:
what the heck am i supposed to do with so many characters

Become hivemind?

I would go for long walks in a park

Immediately checks if if it's big or not

EAT MY TRASH, leave my home and travel all of USA to see the wonders of the world
while going behind fastfood dumpsters and eating TRASH

Try not to get stuck in trashbins (The big ones that are heavy to open, that garbage collectors get)
Try not to get killed by garbage trucks collecting garbage on garbage day
Try not to get roadkill is my top priority.

My wish is that I will still have my human intelligence and life expentency with modifications to my tastebuds so that the trash I eat actually tastes good like it was made from day one or still fresh.
I don't want to eat chicken bones and rotten apples without special tastebuds.

Maybe meet a female possum....nah, then I'd get grounded, stay true to the mission, travel the USA.
hitch rides on trains, buses, maybe people's cars if I get lucky.

Go to a electronic store and steal a go-pro or camera, hook it up to myself
start recording.

Make YouTube Videos and attain revenue to my debit card which I'll use for only desperate occassions. (my debit card is in a makeshift tiny wallet I made able to be carried with my possum body.)

EAT MORE TRASH
BREAK INTO HOMES AND EAT THEIR FOOD!
try not to get killed by neighbors dogs or guard dogs for that matter.

STAY IN URBAN AREAS ONLY, wildlife is too dangerous and I don't know how low the Possum is on the foodchain.

I mean, really... Isn't it obvious?

Serve~

Fly through space I guess.

I'd tell you, but I'm going to need you to fork over some berries first.

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neepokra said:
*POOF* you are now the now the character in your avatar, what is the first thing you do?

I sit above the doors to a preschool and flip off all the children who still have hope in their eyes.

for me, i'd pick the spy, then disguise as people and get a big killstreak

I'd have to check which of my clothes still fit. I have my doubts...

post #3239346

Would you like to join us? We'll let you decide.
Because when we're together, everything is fun

idk

Well I guess I'm a spooky scary furry.

Well, guess I'm an actual dog now.

i don’t know… be gay??

First of all: put on clothes,
Then: hide from my family.
Then, I don't know, I'd say run away and start a new life, but my PC is too bulky for that. So... break it out to them eventually. After that is where the fun begins. One option is to become a cryptid in my neighbirhood, and a thief to finance my family and my projects. The other option is to continue my plans of going to college and use my odd physique to become a celebrity, which means marketing stuff would be really easy. After that, my life continues as planned.
It would be a very nice scenario for me.

Use my Zeraora super speed to abuse my fat balls and the balls of my boyfriend’s at alarming rates

Go out there and slay

carry out sonic orders

I've always had the same avatar.

But one thing came to mind, what I would like to do if I were a dog! What would it be like to live so carefree? Only trust the owner who takes care of everything! Just live and having fun! :D

A flip

Play Jazz at a restaurant the song would be beyond the sea by Bobby Darin I’d be singing it for people in the restaurant

I pretend to be a leaf or something

regei said:
Go out for a beer with 3 awesome friends I just made!

Can one more friend join? I want a beer too! 😀 Awoo!

Mina's a glamor model / exhibitionist in my AU, so either:
1. walking around naked in my home or out in public
2. be on an appointment with my photographer / secret boyfriend for a... "photoshoot"

Hm... not a lot to go on with this
HATE
character. So I'm not sure what I'd
KILL
do exactly. But probably
OBEY
smash some stuff.

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I would probably be hunting down every chicken nugget in the nearby vicinity

Establish my unholy vengeance in a world of profligacy & asinine perversion.

As I commit one sickening act of villainy after another, with every life I take, I slip further and further into the abyss. An infinite pit of despair and evil from which none affected can escape. I'd also drink quality, American-made beer the entire time.

For ye shall know that I am THE MAC-DADDY OF HEIMLICH COUNTY! And also know, that when I lay my vengeance down upon thee, that ye shall be sent to a clean-burning hell. Forever and ever and ever. So sayeth our lord and savior: Mike Judge.

Find someone who makes the "do you have a gun in your pants..." joke, and start firing.

Put you all under arrest and send you to horny jail :3

Be happy.

Go to a camp site and scare the livin’ shit out of people

Get rid of covid. My pfp is the Amabie. A youkai from japanese mythology. It's said that seeing her or a depiction of her can ward off disease and misfortune. Her legend became more popular during the beginning of the pandemic, when japanese artists started posting a lot of drawings of her to try and keep spirits high while we were all locked inside.

I don't really think there is much I can do.

dripen_arn said:
i go around san francisco or los angeles (or whatever city is most popular for game dev studios) holding up an unfolded cardboard box with "will make topical politically correct/incorrect references for franchise reboot" scrawled upon it

context: while writing this i had this render of gex as my pfp
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That's not Gex, that's Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash!

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fly around hyrule for 10'000 years, i guess

regsmutt said:
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There are two possibilities, the first being kinda 🤨 while the second being kinda 😳.

thegreatwolfgang said:
There are two possibilities, the first being kinda 🤨 while the second being kinda 😳.

The answer to which one is 'yes'.

Do eevee things that only eevees understand

Sigh

Continue to moderate a furry site for another decade.

Go to therapy. Unless you mean the cat in which case... Yeah probably also go to therapy. I mean look at it.

I'd be running around and having the zoomies probably.

Take a wild guess

Pull the trigger :)