Topic: What's your weird fetish that is physically impossible in reality?

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Well, to tell you the truth, I'm kinda into furries.

Hope you don't think I'm weird or anything…

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Kämpfer said:
Well, to tell you the truth, I'm kinda into furries.

Hope you don't think I'm weird or anything…

+100 Internets for you

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Kämpfer said:
Well, to tell you the truth, I'm kinda into furries.

Hope you don't think I'm weird or anything…

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I'm too ashamed to admit I like furry girl butts.... shit, wait...

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Qmannn said:
Despite the high probability of this being a joke, I decided to look up images that you favorited and voted up.

Huh. The only thing I couldn't find anything for was roasting, and this is after trying out a couple of other potential tags for roasting. For all I know, you could've anticipated somebody doing this, but I'm gonna assume your post is legit.

All of those are fetishes of mine.
Although probably not together, that'd make for a poor image.

Qmannn said:
Actually, you voted up and favorited a lot of images with scores below 0. Including this one, which I also liked and don't understand the hate for: post #171210

92% of all my upvoted posts are posts that I find erotic.
6% are posts I find funny/good and/or erotic.
2% are posts I upvote because I feel sorry for the uploader/don't think the post deserves such a low score.

And I have a thing for big lips, so yes, I do like that image.

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Qmannn said:
Actually, I'm curious why images with content that people don't like get downvoted, period. If I dislike a fetish, I just leave the page since the image clearly wasn't intended for people like me.

I like you. You seem like a sensible individual.

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Qmannn said:
So do I. I'm just curious as to why this image, which seems pretty tame, got so many negatives. I mean, nightmare fuel? Really?

Actually, I'm curious why images with content that people don't like get downvoted, period. If I dislike a fetish, I just leave the page since the image clearly wasn't intended for people like me.

I don't get fav'ing without upvoting. As for that picture, I find it hilarious.

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What's your weird fetish that is physically impossible in reality?

As in, never going to happen?

Sex.

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Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
As in, never going to happen?

Sex.

"Well Tom, he seems to have cut a whole in his canoe in an effort to gain a speed advantage with less weight, let's see if it pays off."

Not with that attitude it isn't.

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savageorange said:
Personally, I think this is preferable.
But you certainly made me laugh :)

MMM

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For me:

- Breast Expansion (silicon not counted)
- Instant Love potions and other Aphrodisiacs

Besides, it´s pretty hard to find good pics for that

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Kämpfer said:
I wasn't being figurative when I said that

I know. I was just taking the opportunity. C'mon, you walked right into that!

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Super agile anthro cat sex, where you entangle each other into one giant knot of fur.

And mind control.

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Ko-san said:
I don't get fav'ing without upvoting. As for that picture, I find it hilarious.

It's a way for me to bookmark images without stating the art is good whrn it isn't. For example, immelmann.

Ditto for memes. Most stuff I bookmark, particularly femboys or inuki, is stuff I find aesthetically pleasing but don't fap to. That's what got me into furry art in the first place. I followed Inuki on DeviantArt back when she had shota on her old account well before I upgraded my fap material from Literotica to Dynotaku. TL;DR Aesthetics precede yiff. Only sometimes is my +Fav button the I Came button.

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DSR1337 said:
It's a way for me to bookmark images without stating the art is good whrn it isn't. For example, immelmann.

Ditto for memes. Most stuff I bookmark, particularly femboys or inuki, is stuff I find aesthetically pleasing but don't fap to. That's what got me into furry art in the first place. I followed Inuki on DeviantArt back when she had shota on her old account well before I upgraded my fap material from Literotica to Dynotaku. TL;DR Aesthetics precede yiff. Only sometimes is my +Fav button the I Came button.

So you see a +1 as more than just a "I like this"? That's what it sounds like.

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DSR1337 said:
It's a way for me to bookmark images without stating the art is good whrn it isn't. For example, immelmann.

Ditto for memes. Most stuff I bookmark, particularly femboys or inuki, is stuff I find aesthetically pleasing but don't fap to. That's what got me into furry art in the first place. I followed Inuki on DeviantArt back when she had shota on her old account well before I upgraded my fap material from Literotica to Dynotaku. TL;DR Aesthetics precede yiff. Only sometimes is my +Fav button the I Came button.

Hah, I use it the other way around. I use the +1 to say "hey, this is pretty good" where as I use the fave button to say "this is one of my favorite images on this board!"

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Tokaido said:
Hah, I use it the other way around. I use the +1 to say "hey, this is pretty good" where as I use the fave button to say "this is one of my favorite images on this board!"

That's what I do too.

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Monster girls, especially ones with big paws. Felicia's paws are a huge turn on. I doubt I'll ever find a pretty girl with paws like that T^T

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Incubus and their tentacles. Imagine having tentacles like those! You could just fuck the world! or at least 12 girls/guys around you

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Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
As in, never going to happen?

Sex.

I regret not making that same joke.

because it's true

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Xch3l said:
Incubus and their tentacles. Imagine having tentacles like those! You could just fuck the world! or at least 12 girls/guys around you

Well, can you kill people with said tentacles?

I really want to have a kagune like that.

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Moon_Moon said:
Not with that attitude it isn't.

what does attitude have to do with sex

Even slugs have sex; I'm pretty sure they don't even have attitudes.

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Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
what does attitude have to do with sex

Even slugs have sex; I'm pretty sure they don't even have attitudes.

Everything.
Slugs have sex because they have two things: determination and low standards. That's all you need, too!

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blackest_vulture said:
Mind control and transformation :)

That´s cool too

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Vore.
While not technically impossible, you could only really do it once and presumably you'd have to break into the reptile house for a few hours undetected. There's also a high probability you wouldn't even live long enough to get to the good part.

So yeah, I'm in no hurry to put that one into practice.

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elad said:
Vore.
While not technically impossible, you could only really do it once and presumably you'd have to break into the reptile house for a few hours undetected. There's also a high probability you wouldn't even live long enough to get to the good part.

Cut your way out of the stomach before you're killed by hydrochloric acid and bring an oxygen mask.

Would it work? Probably not. But you'd have a neat story if it did.

Just don't tell your friends why you were there

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I actually have a huge thing for paws as we know them from art.

Now that I think of it, Sucking your own banana is quite cool too. Sure, it's possible for some people but for me it never ever will.

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Well... I always wondered what it feels like to be unbirthed... especially if you come out as an egg. :|

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Evade said:
I actually have a huge thing for paws as we know them from art.

Now that I think of it, Sucking your own banana is quite cool too. Sure, it's possible for some people but for me it never ever will.

lol Am I doing it right?

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Prepare for weirdness: cock_vore and anal_vore, all_the_way_through, cock_transformation, cum_transformation/cum_digestion, reforming, ridiculous_fit, (especially anthro), macro and micro, anything with furries/scalies or fictional characters/species, hyper anything (almost), multicock (when it's more than the rare but still possible hemipenes), crush, and inflation

Combine all of the above with the fact that the death and blood tags are turnoffs AND the fact that I exclusively look for male-on-male, and--voila!--you have my creepy cornucopia of porn fetishes!

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