parasprite said:
I'm a backstabbing conniving bitch when I play Monopoly for some reason, which is extremely weird because it's one of the only times that I'm comfortable being assertive.

Oh, and technically Risk. But fuck Risk, Risk is too long.

MFW Risk is shorter than Monopoly.
But then, Risk is a bit more repetitious, you don't feel the rush of winning something, so I enjoy Monopoly more, still.