Okay so, this only applies to this site. I can open other websites and they load either instantly or in a timely manner. But e621 pages will take several upon several minutes to load. And this long loadtime can sort of "spread and infect" other websites.
I haven't tested this with other browsers, as I have no others installed.
I have umami installed. If the problem stems from that, let me know and I will move discussion to the appropriate thread.
This seems to only affect the database itself. Forums are on-and-off on being affected.
If you have any help or advice or just know how to figure this out, please let me know.
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