Every guy has been in this situation before: For whatever reason you have a boner at a time and place in which it is inappropriate and/or extremely embarrassing to have one and you need to get flaccid FAST. What image do you run through your head to exterminate your erection? Those without a penis may feel free to answer this question figuratively.

A few years ago I accidentally walked in on my grandmother while she was getting into the shower. Considering she was like 76 at the time, it was NOT a pretty sight to see. Ever since then, I've used the mental image of her old, saggy grandma titties to turn me off instantly.

She's no herm, but maybe this would work.

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I just think of how terrible artists like Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and Stevie Ray Vaughn would be by now, had they not been offed in their prime.
Yeah, it's a tough pill to swallow.

Think about Miley Cyrus' tounge

Usually, the last piece of roadkill I saw.

Think about anything else (electronics, how the stuff I'm doing works; y'know, technical stuff) I distract easily :)

Peekaboo said:
Not sure we need more forum games.

How would this be considered a forum game? I'm just asking people a simple question. I certainly never intended for it to be a forum game and would much rather it not go in that direction, thank you.

Peekaboo said:
This actually happens to people?

Yes. It's called an No Apparent Reason Boner (NARB for short), a boner that happens randomly without any kind of mental or physical stimulation whatsoever. It has to do with blood circulating through the penis randomly to keep it functioning or...something like that. I don't know the exact science behind why NARBs happen, but they happen.

Peekaboo said:
Really? I thought that stopped happening to guys once they became adults, no?

On-topic: I would think of a kitten, just looking at you with dem big ol' eyes

TheHuskyK9 said:
I would think of a kitten, just looking at you with dem big ol' eyes

Mew! =◕ ◡ ◕=

Peekaboo said:
Haha, nah. Just meant that it generally stops when ya reach adulthood and get out of that hormone filled craze that is being a teenager.

Ah, m'kay

usually thanks to my ADHD I end up totally forgetting I'm getting a boner, usually thanks to the vibrations when riding on the local tram system, & it ends up going by itself, yay adh-ooh shiny

I've been in a few terrifying, serious situations, so I'll remember one of those. My palms will start to sweat, stress level will go up, adrenaline will start pumping, but boner? Instantly gone. I don't recommend it, or imagine it's really that healthy of a method. Inducing stress like that can't be a good idea. But in a pinch, it's what I count on. Nothing like a strong survival instinct to completely outshine a sexual maintenance cycle. I think it works by sidelining the parasympathetic nervous system [aka, "feed or breed"], and temporarily activating the sympathetic nervous system [aka "fight or flight"]. But I really don't know that for sure.

Just tuck the damn thing into your belt.

SirAntagonist said:
Just tuck the damn thing into your belt.

I'm not entirely sure that would be the best solution for bigger fellows, lest they happen to be wearing a long shirt.

FatherOfGray said:
I'm not entirely sure that would be the best solution for bigger fellows, lest they happen to be wearing a long shirt.

I wear jeans almost everyday, so like, I just tuck it down the pant leg...

Moon_Moon said:
I wear jeans almost everyday, so like, I just tuck it down the pant leg...

Or cross your legs (like a 4 not an X), since pants have that small extra length on the zipper that always bends outwards (is that your cellphone or you're just happy to see me) and it just passes without much attention. * this applies when sitting

Erection evacuation. I like the sound of that, really. When I need to get rid of a boner, fast, I tend to just pretend I hurt myself and sit down for a minute or two. Gives me an excuse to kinda attempt to hide it. Not the smallest guy, you know.

FatherOfGray said:
I'm not entirely sure that would be the best solution for bigger fellows, lest they happen to be wearing a long shirt.

Unless your dick is like 12 inches long, it should work fine.

protip: put your hands into your pockets and hold your shiggitydiggity down.

Moon_Moon said:
I just think of how terrible artists like Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and Stevie Ray Vaughn would be by now, had they not been offed in their prime.
Yeah, it's a tough pill to swallow.

By "terrible" you mean his songs, and not his guitar skills, amirite.

DasaDevil said:
Erection evacuation. I like the sound of that, really. When I need to get rid of a boner, fast, I tend to just pretend I hurt myself and sit down for a minute or two. Gives me an excuse to kinda attempt to hide it. Not the smallest guy, you know.

Should I be aroused or frightened that an admin said that..

When this happens I just think about Kevin Rowland in drag. *shudders* So much nope.

I lean forward and cross my arms. That gets rid of boners really quickly.

Women that are about in their late 90's ...in the nude.

Conker said:
Women that are about in their late 90's ...in the nude.

furballs_dc said:

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Close enough.