Topic: ---offtopic--- Retarded youtube comments

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Hey, if you guys see a retarded youtube conversation, copy it, paste it here, and replace the names. Here is one:

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fuck u man ted nugent is good
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1 day ago

I have to agree, chocolate nougat is delicious!
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17 hours ago

stfu ®¥©[©%© the faggot your so dumn

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12 hours ago

What? Don't tell me you don't like chocolate! But, i can see you dislike grammar and spelling. Why don't you go back to english class, dude.

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5 hours ago

fuck u dumn nigro

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1 hour ago

Some of my friend are black. I'm Caucasian. UmadBRO?

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5 minutes ago

caucasian is stupid. I'M FUCKING WHITE.

©^™%©%©®% 14 seconds ago CAUCASIAN IS WHITE YOU DOOFUS, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE ON THIS PLANET FOR MORE THAT TEN SECONDS?!?!

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I once saw a video about gay rights with entirely serious comments, no stupidity in sight.

Naturally, I had to comment "brun in hell faggits ahahahah" and the amount of hatred I got from that still amuses me to this day.

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The amount of retarded youtube comments that I see put the creepy comments on e621 and FA to shame.

Too fucking lazy and hot to post.

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Patchi said:
[...]Too fucking lazy and hot to post.

Not complaining! n_n

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Get NoScript
Block Google
???
Profit!

Now all the brain cells youtube commenters can't slay are working for me.

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Xch3l said:
Not complaining! n_n

unsure if sarcasm or flirting..

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AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
caucasian is stupid. I'M FUCKING WHITE.

Caucasians are like asians, just without the need for censoring cocks.
U GIT IT? Because caucasians without the "cauc" (which sounds like cock) is asian. I really shouldn't have to explain the joke...

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Patchi said:
unsure if sarcasm or flirting..

Nothing actually. I'm horrible at expressing emotions

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Xch3l said:
Nothing actually. I'm horrible at expressing emotions

Everyone is on the internet.

That being said, I never flirt on the internet. I'm still half convinced that the women on the interwebs are actually all men trying to get attention :P

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If I had to decide between taking a razor blade to the roof of my own mouth in ritual scarification or reading an hour's worth of youtube comments, I'd probably take the blade and ask for seconds.

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EDFDarkAngel1 said:
Everyone is on the internet.

That being said, I never flirt on the internet. I'm still half convinced that the women on the interwebs are actually all men trying to get attention :P

I am unfortunately a real life female IRL though I sure as hell don't act like one.

As for youtube comments.. try watching a TF2 video that has ponies in it. So many anti pony arguments..

So much fun to antagonize people on there too.

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Seven_Twenty said:
I once saw a video about gay rights with entirely serious comments, no stupidity in sight.

Naturally, I had to comment "brun in hell faggits ahahahah" and the amount of hatred I got from that still amuses me to this day.

You monster!

Patchi said:
I am unfortunately a real life female IRL though I sure as hell don't act like one.

As for youtube comments.. try watching a TF2 video that has ponies in it. So many anti pony arguments..

So much fun to antagonize people on there too.

Lol. I posted a comment on the onversation so that i could see it in my inbox each new post. Later he said he was white, caucasian is stupid, and he said he wasn't caucasian. Then the other dude said- wait, fuck it. Imma just give you the link

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AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
You monster!

Lol. I posted a comment on the onversation so that i could see it in my inbox each new post. Later he said he was white, caucasian is stupid, and he said he wasn't caucasian. Then the other dude said- wait, fuck it. Imma just give you the link

https://plus.google.com/_/notifications/emlink?emr=08840775805333698486&emid=COivlNDyrLwCFSzjQAodbQ4AAA&path=%2F112726143664027297197%2Fposts%2FLJ55oPTuvvF&dt=1391325295727&ub=7

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Rainbow_Dash said:
Nothing could be worse than facebook comments

Try reddit comments.

Patchi, I have a feeling this is going to bite me in the ass, but if a few more women acted like you, this world would be a better place.

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EDFDarkAngel1 said:

Patchi, I have a feeling this is going to bite me in the ass, but if a few more women acted like you, this world would be a better place.

You wouldn't want that.

Trust me on this.

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Patchi said:
You wouldn't want that.

Trust me on this.

I have to agree. A little more like you would be fine, but we don't need more of you running around. Ohgod.

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Patchi said:
As for youtube comments.. try watching a TF2 video that has ponies in it. So many anti pony arguments..

hee hee, let me find one :P

So much fun to antagonize people on there too.

Peeps who don't like ponies in their hat simulator and brownies who don't like... uh... hats?

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Patchi said:
You wouldn't want that.

Trust me on this.

I dunno, I like a woman with an iron spine.
A lot of other people do, too.

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Tunguska said:
A lot of other people do, too.

I would much prefer a goddess-queen who could bear me many warriors.

The helpless girly-girl type does not appeal to all, unfortunatley.

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Tunguska said:
I dunno, I like a woman with an iron spine.
A lot of other people do, too.

Tangent said:
I would much prefer a goddess-queen who could bear me many warriors.
The helpless girly-girl type does not appeal to all, unfortunately.

While I prefer my women with backbone, we don't need more than one Patchi. The universe would implode from the snark.

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Tunguska said:
I dunno, I like a woman with an iron spine.
A lot of other people do, too.

I'll be anything you want me to be, Actini my love.

You know we are soulmates.

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Patchi said:
I'll be anything you want me to be, Actini my love.

You know we are soulmates.

you strange vertebrate, stop seducing me

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Tangent said:

I would much prefer a goddess-queen who could bear me many warriors.

The helpless girly-girl type does not appeal to all, unfortunatley.

Not sure about the bearing many warriors, but I do agree we need less 30 year old schoolgirls.

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EDFDarkAngel1 said:
Not sure about the bearing many warriors, but I do agree we need less 30 year old schoolgirls.

It would help if we didn't coddle children so much and actually allowed them to grow proper instead of artificially stunting them.... Meh.

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123easy said:
It would help if we didn't coddle children so much and actually allowed them to grow proper instead of artificially stunting them.... Meh.

Couldn't agree more.

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