Today I saw an image of a majestic eagle and I thought "I gonna go to e621 and search for eagles to masturbate to".

Oh god yes away with the trousers!

https://e621.net/post?tags=eagle+-female+order%3Afavcount

Watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl0zw1YVZd4

First thought: "The r34 of this thing is going to be so hilarious."

When I saw the hobbit desolation of smaug in the theatre and when I saw smaug I got a boner :|

thatoneclarinetist said:
When I saw the hobbit desolation of smaug in the theatre and when I saw smaug I got a boner :|

I can understand that.
The movie wasn't too impressive, but Smaug got to be the best animated dragon ever.

Watching the Ano Hana movie and thinking about the possibilities with an invisible soul friend who can still touch you and you'll feel it. Cried all the harder for it.

123easy said:
Watching the Ano Hana movie and thinking about the possibilities with an invisible soul friend who can still touch you and you'll feel it. Cried all the harder for it.

If Menma would put on a strap on and fug you in the ass, would other people be able to put a camera behind her invisible ass so they can film the insides of your ass?

I also saw some of my old childhood TV shows and then I ended up looking them up on here

post #426790

that or taking off my watch

thatoneclarinetist said:
I also saw some of my old childhood TV shows and then I ended up looking them up on here

This.
...and then actually commissioning NSFW art about those shows, after not being able to find any here.

I'm loving this so far. Let's see how far we can take this creepy train before the thread gets locked! I'll help us take it a step further.

Lately I've had this fantasy where I reject everything I know and love to go live with alligators. I'd do everything they do the way they do it. I'd even go so far as to put my attraction to the male anatomy aside and breed with a female. And then through some sort of impossible, twisted miracle I actually manage to have hatchlings with one of them. They are just normal alligators, but they have my eyes. And I would be the best goddamned alligator human freak daddy that the world will ever know.

Anyone care to top that?

Anyone care to top that?
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Ok!! so my bisexual roomates mom tragicly died of a heart attack so to try to cheer him up I actually showed him this site but he said WTF?!?!! your a Dragon wannabe???? and then after all else failing I cheated on my BF with him by makeing out with him for thirty seconds (yes open mouth) and I only stoped cause I got startled by his tounge crossing over mine creepyness toped XDD

I can't even nearly top any of these. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

The worst thing I've done is dry hump a pillow, and I only did that once.

Seven_Twenty said:
I can't even nearly top any of these.

yeah and I had pretty poragraphic high school experience lel. me and my BF were the only two gay guy's at our school so that equaled me haveing years of experinece by the time I graduated

Ugh, I didn't really get going sexually until university. I wish I had made better use of my younger days.

Wyvrn said:
Ugh, I didn't really get going sexually until university. I wish I had made better use of my younger days.

I got layed freshman year had a piccolo covered in trombone slide grease put "somewhere" at band camp junior year got a prince albert pirceing senior year and that lead to the HOTEST. SEX. EVER.

I own one of these: http://www.kanojotoys.com/puni-ana-onahole-p-1424.html

Does that count?

No amount of words can describe my dislike for this thread.

None of you can defeat me when it comes to creepiness but I won't tell you.

Goes against the rules.

pretty sure this thread will need to be locked at some point

Peekaboo said:
Patchi is actually a unholy merge between Dragonrump, Barbados, and midget porn.

Dont forget Cyriak!!

Please don't lock it. It's comforting to know you're not the weirdest one on the block, and this is a creepy fetish site after all.

It would be kind of silly to allow drawings of furry teens experimenting at band camp, but not allow just talking about regular teens experimenting at band camp.

Wyvrn said:
Please don't lock it. It's comforting to know you're not the weirdest one on the block, and this is a creepy fetish site after all.

It would be kind of silly to allow drawings of furry teens experimenting at band camp, but not allow just talking about regular teens experimenting at band camp.

Hey! I was eighteen... and so was my BF and drawing experimenting teens is Sashabelle's job

Peekaboo said:
Patchi is actually a unholy merge between Dragonrump, Barbados, and midget porn.

Who knows. Maybe I am them.

thatoneclarinetist said:
Hey! I was eighteen... and so was my BF and drawing experimenting teens is Sashabelle's job

Haha, I'm pretty sure Sashabelle's subjects are far from teenage, no matter how assertively slutty he draws them :P

Wyvrn said:
Haha, I'm pretty sure Sashabelle's subjects are far from teenage, no matter ho assertively slutty he draws them :P

Don't care they make me feel pedoish so I blacklisted him

I was mildly worried during the end fight scene in 'Wolf Among Us' where Bigby pulls a guy's arm off, and I realised I had a semi.

thatoneclarinetist said:
Ok!! so my bisexual roomates mom tragicly died of a heart attack so to try to cheer him up I actually showed him this site but he said WTF?!?!! your a Dragon wannabe???? and then after all else failing I cheated on my BF with him by makeing out with him for thirty seconds (yes open mouth) and I only stoped cause I got startled by his tounge crossing over mine creepyness toped XDD

Wait, back up a sec. To cheer a guy up after his mom died, you showed him a furry porn site...?
I'm, uh... gonna assume there was some grace period in between these two events happening.

elad said:
I was mildly worried during the end fight scene in 'Wolf Among Us' where Bigby pulls a guy's arm off, and I realised I had a semi.

Wait, back up a sec. To cheer a guy up after his mom died, you showed him a furry porn site...?
I'm, uh... gonna assume there was some grace period in between these two events happening.

your correct there was about an hour or so between those events happening and cause of the situation I remembered he always trys to flirt with me it was eaither make out with him causeing him to go catatonic and drag him inside, or tell him if he came inside from trying to freeze himself to death that if he came inside I would have sex with him then knock him out by hitting him upside the head with my Saxophone and putting him on a heating vent

elad said:
I was mildly worried during the end fight scene in 'Wolf Among Us' where Bigby pulls a guy's arm off, and I realised I had a semi.

Wait, back up a sec. To cheer a guy up after his mom died, you showed him a furry porn site...?
I'm, uh... gonna assume there was some grace period in between these two events happening.

Or just directly to the MILF section.

123easy said:
Or just directly to the MILF section.

speaking of MILF's I one time made a guys wife jizz her pants cause I was standing to close to the womans leg at band concert in high school and the vibrations from my Clarinet made her you know... but part of me wanted to know what a female orgasim looked like

Patchi said:
None of you can defeat me when it comes to creepiness but I won't tell you.

Goes against the rules.

lel, I wonder whats going through your mind's machinations :P

thatoneclarinetist said:
speaking of MILF's I one time made a guys wife jizz her pants cause I was standing to close to the womans leg at band concert in high school and the vibrations from my Clarinet made her you know... but part of me wanted to know what a female orgasim looked like

god what

Anyway, the first time I saw Ice Age 4, it was at a second-run theater. I left the movie early so I could look up porn of Shira.

SirAntagonist said:
god what

I know I was a VERY werid teen

thatoneclarinetist said:
your correct there was about an hour or so between those events happening and cause of the situation I remembered he always trys to flirt with me it was eaither make out with him causeing him to go catatonic and drag him inside, or tell him if he came inside from trying to freeze himself to death that if he came inside I would have sex with him then knock him out by hitting him upside the head with my Saxophone and putting him on a heating vent

Dude, what the fuck. You really thought that hitting him upside the head with a brass wind instrument would solve his problems?

Every time a new pokemon comes out...

JoeX said:
Dude, what the fuck. You really thought that hitting him upside the head with a brass wind instrument would solve his problems?

It was to keep him from staying outside in the 14 deegree cold and snow... he was already starting hypothermia it was eiather hit him up side the head with a Tenor Saxophone or make him catatonic from makeing out with him which do you think YOU would have chosen

thatoneclarinetist said:
It was to keep him from staying outside in the 14 deegree cold and snow... he was already starting hypothermia it was eiather hit him up side the head with a Tenor Saxophone or make him catatonic from makeing out with him which do you think YOU would have chosen

Oh. I misunderstood. I thought you were going to have sex with him, then knock him unconscious. I'm sorry. Still, that would be the best porno ending EVER. "Was it good for you?" "Yeah." "Good." BONK!

JoeX said:
"Was it good for you?" "Yeah." "Good." BONK!

XD

furballs_dc said:
XD

"I hope you're HORNY." CLANG! See? I make horrible sex puns. That's how I know I'm a depraved pervert.

thatoneclarinetist said:
It was to keep him from staying outside in the 14 deegree cold and snow... he was already starting hypothermia it was eiather hit him up side the head with a Tenor Saxophone or make him catatonic from makeing out with him which do you think YOU would have chosen

It was either: Give him severe cranial trauma with a blunt object, possibly snapping one of his C-5 vertebrae, or causing a coup-contrecoup rebound of the brain resulting in a life-threatening cranial hemorrhage,

Betray your boyfriend, possibly endangering your entire relationship for a one-night fling that would sound like bullshit if you tried to explain it,

Or letting him brood in the cold where he probably would have been fine.

JoeX said:
Jesus. So, making out with someone might kill them? Yeah, I wasn't aware this was a thing.

I was talking about whacking him upside the head with the Sax.

SirAntagonist said:
I was talking about whacking him upside the head with the Sax.

Yeah, after I refreshed, I saw that. XD

JoeX said:
"I hope you're HORNY." CLANG! See? I make horrible sex puns. That's how I know I'm a depraved pervert.

You left out CLANK thats the only faceful of smooth jazz your getting tonight

JoeX said:
Oh. I misunderstood. I thought you were going to have sex with him, then knock him unconscious. I'm sorry. Still, that would be the best porno ending EVER. "Was it good for you?" "Yeah." "Good." BONK!

Fuck! I read that with Scout's voice XD

Xch3l said:
Fuck! I read that with Scout's voice XD

Oh fucking god dammit, you just had to say that didn't you? Now I'm imagining it's him with Thor and the Heavy.

123easy said:
...him with Thor...

Wat

JoeX said:
Wat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1yL9U3f-GE

Someone mention Thor?

Well, this thread has run its course.

Starting to get a tad creepy.