Topic: anyone up for a dragon sex rp?

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Patchi said:
This is the best RP thread ever because I'm in it. What are you talking about?!

Hi Patchi!

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*tosses a sandwich wearing a handkerchief into the discussion*

Did that make it interesting?

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IvoryWolf said:
*tosses a sandwich wearing a handkerchief into the discussion*

Did that make it interesting?

post #314917

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Wyvrn said:
Just make sure any girls in the vicinity have a sense of humour
post #337702

I didn't think that level of burn was possible!

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The thread is not dead, just mostly dead, hanging on to life, about to hit the fan, clinging to its last breath, being lowered into the ground, speaking its final words, the switch is nearly flipped, the axe lowered, the noose tied, its about time we said goodbye to this thread for Jennifer gave the final rose to Brad instead of the thread, so goodbye thread, you are the weakest link.

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I'm eating popcorn and playing games while this thread is still going on :3

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thatoneclarinetist said:
RP ok I'm up for some rustic picnicking

*slaps*

It stands for roadside picnicking

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Rainbow_Dash said:
*slaps*

It stands for roadside picnicking

Owies... ok! don't be a meanie :'(

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thatoneclarinetist said:
RP ok I'm up for some rustic pick-a-nicking

Gee, I dunno Yogi....

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ippiki_ookami said:
how is your face not locked

+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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ippiki_ookami said:
how is your face not locked

how are you not locked in my basement?

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Esme_Belles said:
Ill get the fuzzy cuffs!

Who said anything about fuzzy cuffs? :3

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furballs_dc said:
Who said anything about fuzzy cuffs? :3

who said anything about LOLing

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Patchi said:
how are you not locked in my basement?

"Basement." Sure.

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JoeX said:
"Basement." Sure.

Did I say basement?

I meant my bed.

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Patchi said:
Did I say basement?

I meant my bed.

Meow! :3

Remember to tie him to bed just in case he wants to escape.

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Patchi said:
Did I say basement?

I meant my bed.

No, you meant your rape dungeon. :T

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I know someone who has a cactus right in the middle of his god damn darkroom/sex dungeon basement thing.
That is a sadist thing to do.

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EDFDarkAngel1 said:
The game is afoot.

Why aren't you in my bed also?

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My sadistic dungeon has no lights and a floor made entirely out of lego.

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Patchi said:
Why aren't you in my bed also?

Admins are too noble to crossbreed with the peasants.

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SirAntagonist said:
Admins are too noble to crossbreed with the peasants.

and the internet goes to SirAnagonist

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SirAntagonist said:
Admins are too noble to crossbreed with the peasants.

One day they will.

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Patchi said:
One day they will.

Buy some of Darkangel's sex toys. He might get in your bed quicker.

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JoeX said:
Buy some of Darkangel's sex toys. He might get in your bed quicker.

I rather spend my money towards a new computer.

Or games.

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I...don't know what to say here. I was gonna say something but I.... :I

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TheHuskyK9 said:
I...don't know what to say here. I was gonna say something but I.... :I

I know what to say PENIS ASS DICK AND BALLS

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Patchi said:
I rather spend my money towards a new computer.

Or games.

Admit it. You'd rather have Darkangel's dickangel.

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JoeX said:
Admit it. You'd rather have Darkangel's dickangel.

I admit nothing.

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Wyvrn said:
My sadistic dungeon has no lights and a floor made entirely out of lego.

You damn well better not have a rule against shoes in your dungeon.

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White_Len said:
You damn well better not have a rule against shoes in your dungeon.

This may be a torture chamber, but we aren't savages, take off your slippers so you don't scuff up the legos.

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White_Len said:
You damn well better not have a rule against shoes in your dungeon.

Well, shoes are fine, but no clothes.

And the only form of movement allowed is rolling.

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SirAntagonist said:
Admins are too noble to crossbreed with the peasants.

Eh most of us are. I'm Latino, so obviously I'm a total manwhore.

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NotMeNotYou said:
I know someone who has a cactus right in the middle of his god damn darkroom/sex dungeon basement thing.
That is a sadist thing to do.

LOOOOOOOOL

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Patchi said:
Why aren't you in my bed also?

Because you gave me a fake phone number!

Spoiler: Patchi is no mere common user.

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Rainbow_Dash said:
Wait we weren't supposed to breed with the users?

Don't listen to them. :3

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Rainbow_Dash said:
Wait we weren't supposed to breed with the users?

No, you are not allowed to breed with users. I am king, and a king does as he likes!

Or something. That could be my new title, King of e621. Long Live the King! Now I need to find a queen...

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EDFDarkAngel1 said:
No, you are not allowed to breed with users. I am king, and a king does as he likes!

Or something. That could be my new title, King of e621. Long Live the King! Now I need to find a queen...

:P

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EDFDarkAngel1 said:
No, you are not allowed to breed with users. I am king, and a king does as he likes!

Or something. That could be my new title, King of e621. Long Live the King! Now I need to find a queen...

Privileged = Nobles or Privileged = Knights?

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EDFDarkAngel1 said:
No, you are not allowed to breed with users. I am king, and a king does as he likes!

Or something. That could be my new title, King of e621. Long Live the King! Now I need to find a queen...

Can I be the black knight?

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It's already too late.

I have impregnated most of you.

Somehow.

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Patchi said:
It's already too late.

I have impregnated most of you.

Somehow.

Dem nanobots.

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Patchi said:
It's already too late.

I have impregnated most of you.

Somehow.

Really?

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