Reaching back inside, she sliced the smaller intestine off from the bowls. Squeezing out the excess excrement, Pinkie filed the slimy organ through her teeth and dragged it back and forth. “Dentists say you gotta floss every day, Dash.”

Yeah. Take what you want from that, it ended my fun.

Bck said:
Reaching back inside, she sliced the smaller intestine off from the bowls. Squeezing out the excess excrement, Pinkie filed the slimy organ through her teeth and dragged it back and forth. “Dentists say you gotta floss every day, Dash.”

Yeah. Take what you want from that, it ended my fun.

Ahha, cupcakes. Beautifully violent. Didn't bother me at all, then again, I'm a very violent person.

Princess_Celestia said:
Ahha, cupcakes. Beautifully violent. Didn't bother me at all, then again, I'm a very violent person.

In an alternet ending, it's all your fault.

Bck said:
In an alternet ending, it's all your fault.

Yay.

Bck said:
In an alternet ending, it's all your fault.

Damn you alternet.org, you always do this.

arc said:
Damn you alternet.org, you always do this.

It was in a google docs format...

Most excellent, dude.

no. shut up.

Aurali said:
no. shut up.

UMAD?

Bck said:
UMAD?

I think she's racist against cupcakes <_<

ippiki_ookami said:
I think she's racist against cupcakes <_<

no, you.

"Cupcakes" is the single most effective way to deal with a MLP invasion. Not only will they never look at MLP the same again, but it slowly spreads like some kind of disturbing counter-plague as readers repost it on all the MLP-infested communities they visit, eventually driving away the MLP fans and giving the normal people a little bit of rest.

also I totally fapped while I read it

asdfzxc said:
"Cupcakes" is the single most effective way to deal with a MLP invasion. Not only will they never look at MLP the same again, but it slowly spreads like some kind of disturbing counter-plague as readers repost it on all the MLP-infested communities they visit, eventually driving away the MLP fans and giving the normal people a little bit of rest.

also I totally fapped while I read it

You were thinking "0mg v0r3!!!1" when she ate part of her leg, wern't you?

or a buffalo stampied at the town

and cupcakes made by applejack wen it wos apple harvest wernt to nice:P if i rember right

this sounds interesting. where might I find said cupcakes?

cookiekangaroo said:
this sounds interesting. where might I find said cupcakes?

in a gingerbread house ofc silly:P

Oh look, part two! And it's twice as fucked up as part one! I decided to post a direct link because the alt. ending would make Faust bored.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qpJFUx-_SzDKEy7Ds7RHC-U92M-dWtkT_HgpMLRz-D0/mobilebasic

cookiekangaroo said:
this sounds interesting. where might I find said cupcakes?

Right here, along with the alt. endings! One of them is realy good.
"Did you cupcake taist like rainbows?"
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-cupcakes.html

http://www.e621.net/post/show/136013

Aurali said:
http://www.e621.net/post/show/136013

Why are the admins on this site so awesome? Just, honestly, why?

got to say I realy LOVED that story. but what can you expect from a Saw fan xD