last night i did what i normally do on Wednesday nights,go to church. while i was sitting down, bored and waiting for it to start and get it over with, this lady comes to the pulpit and starts shouting about how everyone's going to hell, until the pastor comes up and yells "get away from my pulpit!" and tells her to go out. she then starts yelling about how god is going to kill my pastor, until they manage to get her outside. she then starts screaming and crying outside saying how god will kill everyone in the church and how no one understands her. after about 15 minutes they manage to get her to leave, and someone even called the police. i had a hard time keeping a straight face while this was happening, kinda wish i had a camera.

luvdaporn said:
last night i did what i normally do on Wednesday nights,go to church. while i was sitting down, bored and waiting for it to start and get it over with, this lady comes to the pulpit and starts shouting about how everyone's going to hell, until the pastor comes up and yells "get away from my pulpit!" and tells her to go out. she then starts yelling about how god is going to kill my pastor, until they manage to get her outside. she then starts screaming and crying outside saying how god will kill everyone in the church and how no one understands her. after about 15 minutes they manage to get her to leave, and someone even called the police. i had a hard time keeping a straight face while this was happening, kinda wish i had a camera.

What is this "church" you speak of?

So...did everyone die??

I swear i thought this was going to be a Bel-Air.

What's a church? Some new fetish?

Akz said:
What's a church? Some new fetish?

It's a charitable organization that distributes free opiates to the masses.

The pastor didn't appreciate the competition, presumably.

trfg7xz2oxps said:
It's a charitable organization that distributes free opiates to the masses.

Around here they tend to be "for profit", and the opiate is fairly expensive.

Shatari said:
Around here they tend to be "for profit", and the opiate is fairly expensive.

Yeah, 10% of your income, pre-tax if you're devoted enough...

Kald said:
I swear i thought this was going to be a Bel-Air.

So did I. I was disappointed.

Akz said:
What's a church? Some new fetish?

Yup: post #151155

RedOctober said:
Yup: post #151155

pool #173

Riversyde said:
pool #173

Wow... just wow.

Riversyde said:
pool #173

No fucking clue how I forgot about that comic, as I went through and put most of those tags on. But yeah. Church fetish.

Oh hell, and I didn't do those in the "bondage" cleanup. Damnit.

http://www.e621.net/post/show/106877/2009-big_breasts-breasts-costume-cum-cum_in_mouth- Naughty Nun fun!
But yeah seriously you guys didn't know that Nuns and Church are like an ancient pre-internets fetish? Especially in the bondage communities. E6 has 88 results for the term "Nun", 24 for "Church" and 156 for "Cross"/the cross symbol.

You know what the first thing that popped into my mind when reading the title was?

One fine day with a woof and a purr
a baby was born and it cause a little stir
no blue bug
no three-eyed frog
just a feline canine little catdog

ikdind said:
Yeah, 10% of your income, pre-tax if you're devoted enough...

Don't forget the 10% of your net worth as well.

As well as a good chunk of your self esteem. After all, you are nothing compared to YHWH and any accomplishments you achieve were not of your own doing.

Shatari said:
As well as a good chunk of your self esteem. After all, you are nothing compared to YHWH and any accomplishments you achieve were not of your own doing.

Unless they're bad. Then they're probably your doing.