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Topic: one day at church.....

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last night i did what i normally do on Wednesday nights,go to church. while i was sitting down, bored and waiting for it to start and get it over with, this lady comes to the pulpit and starts shouting about how everyone's going to hell, until the pastor comes up and yells "get away from my pulpit!" and tells her to go out. she then starts yelling about how god is going to kill my pastor, until they manage to get her outside. she then starts screaming and crying outside saying how god will kill everyone in the church and how no one understands her. after about 15 minutes they manage to get her to leave, and someone even called the police. i had a hard time keeping a straight face while this was happening, kinda wish i had a camera.

Updated by RedOctober

luvdaporn said:
last night i did what i normally do on Wednesday nights,go to church. while i was sitting down, bored and waiting for it to start and get it over with, this lady comes to the pulpit and starts shouting about how everyone's going to hell, until the pastor comes up and yells "get away from my pulpit!" and tells her to go out. she then starts yelling about how god is going to kill my pastor, until they manage to get her outside. she then starts screaming and crying outside saying how god will kill everyone in the church and how no one understands her. after about 15 minutes they manage to get her to leave, and someone even called the police. i had a hard time keeping a straight face while this was happening, kinda wish i had a camera.

What is this "church" you speak of?

Updated by anonymous

Kald

Former Staff
2011 anthro argonian armor bethesda_game_studios biped blush bodily_fluids book close-up digital_media_(artwork) dovahkiin english_text flying_sweatdrops front_view grey_background greyscale guard headgear helmet holding_book holding_object horn horned_helmet human humor lifts-her-tail looking_down magazine male mammal melee_weapon microsoft monochrome polearm porn_magazine pornography reaction_image reading s-purple scalie simple_background skyrim solo spear sweat sweatdrop text the_elder_scrolls the_lusty_argonian_maid weapon

I swear i thought this was going to be a Bel-Air.

Updated by anonymous

What's a church? Some new fetish?

Updated by anonymous

Akz said:
What's a church? Some new fetish?

It's a charitable organization that distributes free opiates to the masses.

Updated by anonymous

The pastor didn't appreciate the competition, presumably.

Updated by anonymous

trfg7xz2oxps said:
It's a charitable organization that distributes free opiates to the masses.

Around here they tend to be "for profit", and the opiate is fairly expensive.

Updated by anonymous

Shatari said:
Around here they tend to be "for profit", and the opiate is fairly expensive.

Yeah, 10% of your income, pre-tax if you're devoted enough...

Updated by anonymous

Kald said:
I swear i thought this was going to be a Bel-Air.

So did I. I was disappointed.

Akz said:
What's a church? Some new fetish?

Yup: post #151155

Updated by anonymous

Riversyde said:
pool #173

No fucking clue how I forgot about that comic, as I went through and put most of those tags on. But yeah. Church fetish.

Oh hell, and I didn't do those in the "bondage" cleanup. Damnit.

Updated by anonymous

You know what the first thing that popped into my mind when reading the title was?

One fine day with a woof and a purr
a baby was born and it cause a little stir
no blue bug
no three-eyed frog
just a feline canine little catdog

Updated by anonymous

ikdind said:
Yeah, 10% of your income, pre-tax if you're devoted enough...

Don't forget the 10% of your net worth as well.

Updated by anonymous

As well as a good chunk of your self esteem. After all, you are nothing compared to YHWH and any accomplishments you achieve were not of your own doing.

Updated by anonymous

Shatari said:
As well as a good chunk of your self esteem. After all, you are nothing compared to YHWH and any accomplishments you achieve were not of your own doing.

Unless they're bad. Then they're probably your doing.

Updated by anonymous

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