Topic: New rule: Things not allowed

Posted under General

Well, I'm so tired of people complaining, and as we all know, if people complain about it, then it shouldn't belong here, so the following list are things no longer allowed on e621 because when we view our sonichu scat cub vore, we don't want silly things like unporn to not be here

Okay starting out

Gideon images
anthros with feral feet
scat
vore
My little pony
penises
incest
vaginas
herms
sonic
diapers
scat
Pokemon
nazis
christian furs
Things too realistic
anthros with normal feet
things not realistic enough
Humans
ferals
cub

So yeah. In short

You are an idiot. You're sick fetish is disgusting. And yet you still complain about someone else's sick fetish.

Get off this site.

The end.

Now seriously, as a comment mod, I'll tell you now people complain about anything. So when you complain about something, anything, EVERYTHING on that list has been requested to be removed, in all seriousness, multiple times. People get banned for not blacklisting a lot of shit.

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Cinnabun said:
I approve of this message.

Lets tick a few more onto those, like, Krystal, and Renamon, and Arctica sparkle. Lets not forget gay, straight, and incest because those are complained about as well :D

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Getting rid of Sonic? Furaffinity did the same, but they lost some popularity as a result.

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ParTbag said:
Getting rid of Sonic? Furaffinity did the same, but they lost some popularity as a result.

This is a joke.

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ktkr

Former Staff

delete:
>Things too realistic
>things not realistic enough

*e621 implodes*

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BREAKING NEWS!

PEOPLE STILL CANNOT GRASP THE CONCEPT OF SATIRE!

(Btw I was totally thinking of doing something along these lines, but I decided I'd be more direct, since, as I just stated, people don't get irony)

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sat·ire/ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/Noun

The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

i·ro·ny/ˈīrənē/Noun
The expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

If you don't understand the joke after THIS, then you are hopeless, and I wash my hands of you.

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Aurali said:
vaginas

Murmillos said:
I have a big problem with those...

...now I understand this is joke.

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It is my honest and true desire to find a pic that ticks all of these boxes and then post it just to see what happens. I think I may be a bad person.

post #29111

(Honestly. I so want banhammer powers at times for the whiners. Not proud of this.)

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Riversyde said:
So we have to update this then?
post #129191

No those are artists that aren't allowed, these are other things.

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Aurali said:
No those are artists that aren't allowed, these are other things.

But only one of those things on there is an art-making person. And Gideon is on your list up there too <_<

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While we're at it, could we do something about all those icky adult images? Those weird me out.

Riversyde said:
And Gideon is on your list up there too <_<

Gideon is something all to himself...

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It took me a bit to realize you were joking. I saw Gideon and thought "Yes" but then kept reading and laughed

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I think we should get rid of things that are funny. I hate satire and sarcasm. Can a mod lock this thread, please? Also I want all the pictures with things in them removed.

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Scat is listed twice.

Does that mean it becomes a double negative and becomes the only thing that can be legally posted?

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The line between satire and reality has now been made indistinguishable. Enjoy the rest of your life trying to make sense of things!

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I knew this was a sham the moment I saw "penises". e621 are quite the trolls XD

it was too good to be true atm though. ;_;

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Kclub said:
Ban everything, imo.

This is now a knitting image board.

Yarn and knitting needles are banned.

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I don't like faces. They always seem to watch me while I fap. Get rid of them.

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Princess_Celestia said:
Yarn and knitting needles are banned.

Sewing machines...?

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Test-Subject_217601 said:
DELETE ALL THE IMAGES!

DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!

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Mario583 said:
DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!

High five!

Are we even allowed to talk about that place here? It's very anti furry... or am I thinking of a different site?

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Aurali said:
This is a joke.

I thought it was a scathing criticism of SOPA (or ACTA)

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buttmuch said:
High five!

Are we even allowed to talk about that place here? It's very anti furry... or am I thinking of a different site?

Methinks you're thinking of 4chan.

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Test-Subject_217601 said:
Methinks you're thinking of 4chan.

Well when I read it I thought ED.

But ED is really just /b/ AS A WIKI

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Snowy said:
Well when I read it I thought ED.

But ED is really just /b/ AS A WIKI

It is ED. 4chan has a small population of furriers on it and sometimes furry porn threads can be successful on /b/. I haven't been to ED in a while but don't they literally hate everything?

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i love the complete lack of a sense of humor present in this thread

of COURSE furfriends who don't understand the satire of the original post can't grok ED

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buttmuch said:
It is ED. 4chan has a small population of furriers on it and sometimes furry porn threads can be successful on /b/. I haven't been to ED in a while but don't they literally hate everything?

Doesn't /b/ hate everything too?

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ParTbag said:
Getting rid of Sonic? Furaffinity did the same, but they lost some popularity as a result.

This man is a prophet, come to forewarn us of the horrors of the furry fandom! Give to us your wisdom, o wise one!

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BranislavDJ said:
Is this joke?
I don't like it.

Hello?

Yes, this is Joke.

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ippiki_ookami said:
Why was this thread revived

Nobody knows...One of the great mysteries of E621....

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RedOctober said:
Nobody knows...One of the great mysteries of E621....

Another such mystery would be "Why do people capitalize the e in e621 when referring to us?"

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Riversyde said:
Another such mystery would be "Why do people capitalize the e in e621 when referring to us?"

Because it is a title?

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CamKitty said:
Because it is a title?

...says the guy who has obviously never used eBay.

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hg3300 said:
...says the guy who has obviously never used eBay.

Or an iPod/iMac/iPhone

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hg3300 said:
...says the guy who has obviously never used eBay.

Munkelzahn said:
Or an iPod/iMac/iPhone

But I think all of those things are stupid. :V

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Actini said:
But I think all of those things are stupid. :V

Your left asscheek is stupid.

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Riversyde said:
Another such mystery would be "Why do people capitalize the e in e621 when referring to us?"

Indeed. We here at E621 may never know.

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buttmuch said:
It is ED. 4chan has a small population of furriers on it and sometimes furry porn threads can be successful on /b/. I haven't been to ED in a while but don't they literally hate everything?

Right, it's a small population, sure . . .

:P

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