i bet, that i can make at least two people cringe in pain with one sentence, and three more by adding a second sentence.
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i bet, that i can make at least two people cringe in pain with one sentence, and three more by adding a second sentence.
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nme22 said:
i bet, that i can make at least two people cringe in pain with one sentence, and three more by adding a second sentence.
I bet I can make you reconsider creating inane forum threads like this.
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i bet it's not butter, and teh next comment will be some gay combo breaker fag
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you bet wrong dear sir.
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but you thought about it, and only refused to do so to prove me wrong. also, you're now aware of your breathing rate
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The Game
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temporal_crux said:
The Game
the game is a social experiment which has failed because people don't really care about it anymore
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temporal_crux said:
The Game
As in pong?
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nme22 said:
i bet, that i can make at least two people cringe in pain with one sentence, and three more by adding a second sentence.
2 things.
1) Not a smart thing to do that
2) Why make this thread? I'm confused.
niko_bellic said:
i bet it's not butter, and teh next comment will be some gay combo breaker fag
Stop.. Please.
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niko_bellic said:
but you thought about it, and only refused to do so to prove me wrong. also, you're now aware of your breathing rate
no. I hate when people do the combo breaker shit, so i wouldn't do it. I just felt like saying something.
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nme22 said:
i bet, that i can make at least two people cringe in pain with one sentence, and three more by adding a second sentence.
Imagine sliding a toothpick under your big toenail. And then kicking a wall as hard as you can.
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Imagine your mom giving your dad(or whoever's fucking her) a blowjay, and then tucking you in and kissing you goodnight when you were little.
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Ultima_Weapon said:
Imagine your mom giving your dad(or whoever's fucking her) a blowjay, and then tucking you in and kissing you goodnight when you were little.
HA jokes on you, mother never tucked me in and kissed me, all i got where sandal slaps
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niko_bellic said:
sandal slaps
...I read that as:
niko_bellic said:
genital slaps
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well, the first sentence.
when erect, it is possible to break your penis like a bone.
*pause for pain.*
now the add on sentence
it makes a "pop" sound when it breaks.
i made this thread, because i was bored, and a little drunk. also, look how many people responded.
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This thread actually makes less sense than... dunno...
You should try goatse or something else, maybe it shall be impressive
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nme22 said:
well, the first sentence.when erect, it is possible to break your penis like a bone.
*pause for pain.*
now the add on sentence
it makes a "pop" sound when it breaks.
i made this thread, because i was bored, and a little drunk. also, look how many people responded.
you don't "break" a penis, as there's nothing really hard in it, what you refer to is popping a vein.
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niko_bellic said:
you don't "break" a penis, as there's nothing really hard in it, what you refer to is popping a vein.
no, i mean it's similar. the spongy material breaks, an it will fold in half.
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nme22 said:
no, i mean it's similar. the spongy material breaks, an it will fold in half.
it can't actually break though
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It'd still be painful as hell
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no joke, i heard it wa like giving birth
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niko_bellic said:
the game is a social experiment which has failed because people don't really care about it anymore
Failure is part of the game.
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well, i tried to post an ascii of a facepalm guy, but it wouldn't work and i'm too lazy to fix it. so just imagine a really epic ascii facepalm
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