Topic: SHARK WEEK IS ON - STARRING TV'S CRAIG FERGUSON

Posted under General

I have gotten sick of the retarded negative/troll/postshitting circlejerk that has become comments. As a result, welcome to shark week, which will in all likelihood last much longer than a week, in which I am perusing the comments section, and if I find you to be a particularly shitty poster, you will be given a 1 month ban, minimum.

I trust those of you horrible posters so affected will then take the time to either reflect on what has happened, and either stop looking at pictures that personally offend you for the sole purpose of having a whiny shitfit about them, or instead move on to greener pastures because you obviously can't handle the art here.

This also goes for people who have retarded grudges against other uses here. Protip: Nobody cares about your dumb rivalry with random user soandso. Take it outside kids.

Thank you for your cooperation, Shark week begins 30 minutes ago.

With your cooperation in not being an idiot, you too can help make this a better site - nay, a better world! Or something. Stop being dumb.

Updated by niko belllic

Is it only me, or there was something about shark week in IRC topic month ago... I like sharks.

Though, on topic, is some kind of pre-moderation on? I was unable to post comments recently, it said just "commend added" and nothing happened

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Jazz said:
Is it only me, or there was something about shark week in IRC topic month ago... I like sharks.

Though, on topic, is some kind of pre-moderation on? I was unable to post comments recently, it said just "commend added" and nothing happened

Shark week comes and goes. It's like a bad rash that way.

Your account hasn't been changed in any way, nor has the comments page. Try clearing your cache or refreshing the page? Shouldn't be doing that.

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Jazz said:
Is it only me, or there was something about shark week in IRC topic month ago... I like sharks.

Though, on topic, is some kind of pre-moderation on? I was unable to post comments recently, it said just "commend added" and nothing happened

Also the same thing happens to me! I post comment, not the do not bump one, and it says comment created but it is not brought on the top of the list. Strange..

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ktkr

Former Staff

Fox2K9 said:
Also the same thing happens to me! I post comment, not the do not bump one, and it says comment created but it is not brought on the top of the list. Strange..

I get that quite often.

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I think it only happens to posts with a large amount of comments, post #34383 is the first one I noticed it on.

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TRIP REPORT: It's been one week, and I've had to say a tearful farewell to 0.7% of our total userbase. I don't know whether to be happy, or sad at that number.

Updated by anonymous

0.7? Wonder who was that... Well hopefully the number will stay at 0.7%.

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0.7%? I would have thought it higher.

On a note, this week has been decidedly disappointing. There was a severe lack of sharks. What sort of shark week doesn't have sharks? Where are the sharks? What are you hiding? Who are you covering up for? I demand to have an answer!

I will find out the truth about you and this shark shortage. Mark my word! The truth shall set you free!

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Marbles said:
0.7%? I would have thought it higher.

There is a huge load of silent users

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The newest wave of users seems particularly retarded. Ergo, SHARK WEEK is back on. You've been warned. Spread the word.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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mellis said:
The newest wave of users seems particularly retarded. Ergo, SHARK WEEK is back on. You've been warned. Spread the word.

Thank you for your cooperation.

im probably one of those retarded users X_X
btw what is shark week? im thinking something to do with banning people.

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luvdaporn said:
im probably one of those retarded users X_X
btw what is shark week? im thinking something to do with banning people.

Take a look at my profile and all will be answered.

I think i will be back when Shark week is over...

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Fox2K9 said:
Take a look at my profile and all will be answered.

I think i will be back when Shark week is over...

ok i think i got it now thx

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Next time we actually need people posting shark images.

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I dunno, I like the comments here the most because it's not like your other typical furry site comments, and a lot of the time they can be funny.

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Krayid said:
I dunno, I like the comments here the most because it's not like your other typical furry site comments, and a lot of the time they can be funny.

Most of the comments are fine. I have no problem with the vast majority of them, and the fact that most of our users actually bother to speak coherent English delights me to no end. However, occasionally we seem to get waves of people who have nothing better to do than insult our userbase, spew profanity-laden acidic comments, troll users/start drama, spam post a bunch of memes, clog up our deletion queue with a billion 'this is not furry!!!111one' cries, and post floods of 30+ images with a single tag for each.

Wasting our time with useless garbage and bringing pointless drama and petty vendettas from other sites brings the entire site down, and so at times a culling is in order.

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I'd have to say that culling is in order almost constantly. A few of my recent posts have picked up so many trolls and unnecessary commentary that I wish I was a moderator myself so I could go around and clean up their posts.

Maybe a report function or a blacklist for comments would help get things in line a bit.

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asdfzxc said:
Next time we actually need people posting shark images.

didn't you see? mellis already covered that -.-

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luvdaporn said:
didn't you see? mellis already covered that -.-

Lol, your right! O-o

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baracudaboy said:
Thank you.
I'm so tired of posting an image and the having someone comment on that image JUST to say they think its disgusting.
Its like these dunder heads are too stupid to use the black list feature. :/

http://e621.net/post/show/60518/annoyed-boxers-brown_eyes-canine-cub-cute-dog-goat
stuff like this.
Its a clean picture for christ sakes, and they had to come in JUST to bash it. I'm tired of that bullshit.

lol

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question for mellis or any other admin:
lets say i get banned (hopefully not) will i just not be able to leave comments, reply to forums, and things like that, or will i not be allowed in the site at all till the end of the ban? stupid question i know but just wondering -.-

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You'll have to login every time to prevent yourself from viewing porn, it's obligatory

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Feline said:
ippiki ookami called one of the commenters on this pic. a fucking retard: http://e621.net/post/show/57764/blotch-canine-dog-gay-love-male-penis-wolf

Are you serious? You TOLD on me? In the FORUM?! That's kind of sad, man. I know it was over a month ago, but boohooing in the forum isn't going to solve your problems. Next time I say something that hurts your feelings, let ME know, rather than whine to everybody else about it. For shame...

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Getting sick of the drama popping up around the fringes again, personal attacks on other users, and random crybaby bullshit about the content of various uploads. Shark week is reinstated until further notice.

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mellis said:
Getting sick of the drama popping up around the fringes again, personal attacks on other users, and random crybaby bullshit about the content of various uploads. Shark week is reinstated until further notice.

Aww.. Well.. It was good while it lasted. :(

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mellis said:
Getting sick of the drama popping up around the fringes again, personal attacks on other users, and random crybaby bullshit about the content of various uploads. Shark week is reinstated until further notice.

Oh shi, not again...

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mellis said:
Getting sick of the drama popping up around the fringes again, personal attacks on other users, and random crybaby bullshit about the content of various uploads. Shark week is reinstated until further notice.

Alright, cool. I'll be in the corner praying that I didn't post anything stupid while I was tired.

Updated by anonymous

No definitely not, Mellis is a shark jumper, impossible to escape, even out of the water ^ ^
Only solution, sinking deep, where the light is gone, and not making waves, do not breathe and especially do not fart...

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Tauxiera said:
No definitely not, Mellis is a shark jumper, impossible to escape, even out of the water ^ ^
Only solution, sinking deep, where the light is gone, and not making waves, do not breathe and especially do not fart...

Yeah but there are even worse terrors down that far... like the angler fish OH GOD THE ANGLER FISH

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IJustBurst said:
Yeah but there are even worse terrors down that far... like the angler fish OH GOD THE ANGLER FISH

its the females you got to worry about, teh males are useless

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