I once said to my mate danny, "but the thing is danny you don't have arms, legs, a penis, an arsehole or a vagina your just a head on a block spaghetti".

Star-spangled walrus dick, with a side of giraffe nutsticles.

"And in myself, I am well pleased."

I assure you it was profoundly "random" given the circumstances.

"sir, if you don't shut up, i shall explode into a paralleled universe's rainbow, whith (yes, i said it with the "wh" sound) colors that don't exist in our own. therefore your eyes will burn into pancakes that i will feed to your belly button. "

we were having a funny argument, and at the time we couldn't stop laughing.

not too random but,
YOU JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN

OMG SO RANDUM XD XD XD XD XD XP XP XP XP XP

YOU'VE JUST FUCKED WITH A RANDOM MEXICAN

Could not resist

its a good movie, and by god when i found out they really were making it i jizzed in my pants.

I break a wii mote, my friends asks: Wtf did you do that for?!

I say: Because granny rides the rail train after doughnut molded cheese.

He looked at me for 10 minutes asking: wtf man

niko_bellic said:
its a good movie, and by god when i found out they really were making it i jizzed in my pants.

Are you talking about Machete or Planet Terror?

Jazz said:
Are you talking about Machete or Planet Terror?

the quote is from planet terror, but the fake machete trailer is actually getting made into a real movie.

and now, random pictures, of scrambled eggs

Interesting.