Topic: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T READ ME

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DID YOU NOT READ THE SUBJECT
DON'T READ THIS THREAD
I MEAN IT, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DO

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I already used the FFD function; only bad things can come from using it.

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I DON'T KNOW :(
I WANTED TO ASK SOMETHING
SO I MADE A FORUM TOPIC
THEN THIS CAME UP
AND I WAS LIKE
OH GOD WHAT HAPPEN
THIS IS A STRANGE OCCURRENCE
I AM USUALLY GOOD WITH COMPUTERS

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It's called
Caps lock.
Just push it, it'll be fine.
/trollface

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I feel like this relates to me.

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M5I said:
I feel like this relates to me.

Darling it's a joke don't feel too bad.

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I DON'T RECALL THIS HAPPENING BEFORE
IF IT HAD I WOULD KNOW HOW TO FIX IT
LIKE I SAID
USUALLY GOOD WITH TOMPUCERS

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Riversyde said:
DID YOU NOT READ THE SUBJECT
DON'T READ THIS THREAD
I MEAN IT, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DO

THERE COMING FOR US ALL!

post #73228

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Riversyde said:
DID YOU NOT READ THE SUBJECT
DON'T READ THIS THREAD
I MEAN IT, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DO

Is this like flagging lobsters? Are we gonna get reading-banned?

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Do not read this comment, no matter what. If you do, somewhere, something probably won't happen. Definitely.

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RedOctober said:
Is this like flagging lobsters? Are we gonna get reading-banned?

KEEP READING AND FIND OUT

ippiki_ookami said:
Do not read this comment, no matter what. If you do, somewhere, something probably won't happen. Definitely.

OH SHIT I READ DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING PROBABLY ISN'T GOING TO DEFINITELY HAPPEN

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RedOctober said:
Is this like flagging lobsters? Are we gonna get reading-banned?

Ah, lobster-ban... I should've taken advantage of that while it lasted. Good times, good times.

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Percy101 said:
Ah, lobster-ban... I should've taken advantage of that while it lasted. Good times, good times.

LOBSTERBAN IS STILL IN EFFECT

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Riversyde said:
LOBSTERBAN IS STILL IN EFFECT

I am heavily tempted to flag that image with my old account just for the hell of it now.

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Percy101 said:
I am heavily tempted to flag that image with my old account just for the hell of it now.

Nothing's gonna happen. We, as the superior administration, don't ban for such stupid reasons :)

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tony311 said:
Nothing's gonna happen. We, as the superior administration, don't ban for such stupid reasons :)

And you guys and gals are so awesome for it. :)

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tony311 said:
Nothing's gonna happen. We, as the superior administration, don't ban for such stupid reasons :)

SHUT UP, YOU'RE RUINING THE ILLUSION

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tony311 said:
Nothing's gonna happen. We, as the superior administration, don't ban for such stupid reasons :)

SHUT UP TONY, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEW MELLIS!

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Aurali said:
SHUT UP TONY, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEW MELLIS!

MOMMY WHY IS EVERYONE SO ANGRY ;_;

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Riversyde said:
MOMMY WHY IS EVERYONE SO ANGRY ;_;

SHUT UP!

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Riversyde said:
MOMMY WHY IS EVERYONE SO ANGRY ;_;

IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU MADE ME HIT MOMMY.

Disclaimer: This user does not condone domestic abuse and does not -snicker- find it funny.

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RedOctober said:
IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU MADE ME HIT MOMMY.

UNCLE LARRY WHY, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HIT MOMMY, SHE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG

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Riversyde said:
MOMMY WHY IS EVERYONE SO ANGRY ;_;

BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED SPAAAMMING

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Rarity said:
BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED SPAAAMMING

I WANTED THIS THREAD TO NOT GET ANY ATTENTION
BUT NOOOOO LOOK WHAT YOU FURFAGS HAVE DONE
IT"S KIND OF POPULAR NOW I GUESS
BUT THAT"S NOT WHAT I WANTED
THIS THREAD HAS FAILED IN EVERY ASPECT IT WAS DESIGNED FOR
I HATE YOU ALL

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tony311 said:
Nothing's gonna happen. We, as the superior administration, don't ban for such stupid reasons :)

Aurali said:
SHUT UP TONY, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEW MELLIS!

ExplosiveBlaziken said:
LOUD NOISES!

Snowy said:
I LIKE CAPSLOCK!

Riversyde said:
MOMMY WHY IS EVERYONE SO ANGRY ;_;

SnowWolf said:
SHUT UP!

RedOctober said:
IT'S YOUR FAULT, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU MADE ME HIT MOMMY.

Riversyde said:
UNCLE LARRY WHY, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HIT MOMMY, SHE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG

I LOVE YOU GUYS

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Riversyde said:
UNCLE LARRY WHY, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HIT MOMMY, SHE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG

WHEN UNCLE JAMES VISITS, THEY GO INTO DADDIES BEDROOM AND I HEAR LOTS OF MOANING FROM MOMMY. THEN MOMMY IS VERY HAPPY!

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I HATE WHEN THE INSIDE OF YOUR BUTT ITCHES. I MEAN, WHAT CAN YOU EVEN DO ABOUT THAT?

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ippiki_ookami said:
I HATE WHEN THE INSIDE OF YOUR BUTT ITCHES. I MEAN, WHAT CAN YOU EVEN DO ABOUT THAT?

I STICK A FINGER IN MY ANUS.. SOMETIMES A STICK IF ITS DEEPER...

DOESN'T EVERYBODY DO THAT?

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ippiki_ookami said:
I HATE WHEN THE INSIDE OF YOUR BUTT ITCHES. I MEAN, WHAT CAN YOU EVEN DO ABOUT THAT?

You hate when the inside of whose butt itches?

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leo_nine said:
You hate when the inside of whose butt itches?

YOUR AS IN SECOND PERSON. NOT LIKE SECOND PERSON AS IN THERE'S A SECOND PERSON THERE, SECOND PERSON AS IN PERSPECTIVE.

NOT LIKE PERSPECTIVE AS IN THE PERSPECTIVE OF A SECOND PERSON, PERSPECTIVE AS IN THE SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE. AM I MAKING THE SENSE?

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Murmillos said:
WHEN UNCLE JAMES VISITS, THEY GO INTO DADDIES BEDROOM AND I HEAR LOTS OF MOANING FROM MOMMY. THEN MOMMY IS VERY HAPPY!

UNCLE JAMES MUST BE SCRATCHING MOMMY'S BUTT! THAT MUST BE WHY MOMMY GETS SO HAPPY. BUT MOMMY IS NOT SO HAPPY WHEN UNCLE LARRY DOES IT, SO HE HITS HER. I WISH UNCLE LARRY WAS BETTER AT SCRATCHING MOMMY'S BUTT, SO MOMMY WOULDN'T GET HURT SO MUCH. MOMMY SAID I CAN SCRATCH HER BUTT WHEN I GET OLDER. I HOPE I DON'T MAKE HER SAD, I DON'T WANT TO HIT MOMMY.

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Riversyde said:
UNCLE JAMES MUST BE SCRATCHING MOMMY'S BUTT! THAT MUST BE WHY MOMMY GETS SO HAPPY. BUT MOMMY IS NOT SO HAPPY WHEN UNCLE LARRY DOES IT, SO HE HITS HER. I WISH UNCLE LARRY WAS BETTER AT SCRATCHING MOMMY'S BUTT, SO MOMMY WOULDN'T GET HURT SO MUCH. MOMMY SAID I CAN SCRATCH HER BUTT WHEN I GET OLDER. I HOPE I DON'T MAKE HER SAD, I DON'T WANT TO HIT MOMMY.

THIS IS KIND OF FUNNY TO ME BECAUSE I HAD AN UNCLE LARRY UNTIL MY AUNT DIVORCED HIM, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT WASN'T FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. I ALSO DON'T THINK HE SCRATCHED MY MOM'S BUTT WITH A STICK. OH FUCK I NEED THE BRAIN BLEACH.

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asdfzxc said:
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

I WAS USING CAPSLOCK BEFORE IT WAS A KEY.

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RedOctober said:
I WAS USING CAPSLOCK BEFORE IT WAS A KEY.

I WAS USING KEYBOARDS BEFORE KEYS WERE INVENTED.

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Riversyde said:
I WAS USING KEYBOARDS BEFORE KEYS WERE INVENTED.

I WAS A HIPSTER (IRONICALLY) BEFORE THERE WAS A UNIVERSE.

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Murmillos said:
I STICK A FINGER IN MY ANUS.. SOMETIMES A STICK IF ITS DEEPER...

DOESN'T EVERYBODY DO THAT?

Murrmillos.

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RedOctober said:
I WAS A HIPSTER (IRONICALLY) BEFORE THERE WAS A UNIVERSE.

I WAS A PART OF THE UNIVERSE BEFORE THERE WERE HIPSTERS.

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Being around first for something and/or doing/liking something ironically is way too mainstream for me.

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Riversyde said:
UNCLE JAMES MUST BE SCRATCHING MOMMY'S BUTT! THAT MUST BE WHY MOMMY GETS SO HAPPY. BUT MOMMY IS NOT SO HAPPY WHEN UNCLE LARRY DOES IT, SO HE HITS HER. I WISH UNCLE LARRY WAS BETTER AT SCRATCHING MOMMY'S BUTT, SO MOMMY WOULDN'T GET HURT SO MUCH. MOMMY SAID I CAN SCRATCH HER BUTT WHEN I GET OLDER. I HOPE I DON'T MAKE HER SAD, I DON'T WANT TO HIT MOMMY.

OMG! OMG! UNCLE JAMES JUST HIT MOMMY! SHE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A BABY SISTER OR BROTHER AND THEN TOLD UNCLE JAMES ITS GOING TO BE HIS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING TO BE HIS AND I SAID I WANTED A BABY SISTER; BUT UNCLE JAMES JUST HIT MOMMY VERY HARD... NOW SHES LAYING ON THE GROUND AND NOT MOVING... UNCLE JAMES TOOK HER PURSE AND TOOK OFF REALLY FAST IN HIS CAR... WHAT IS A MEXICO? MOMMY!! CAN YOU HEAR ME MOMMY?!?!

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I ACCIDENTALLY READ THE ENTIRE THREAD. IT SEEMS A BIT SILLY, TO BE HONEST...

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Murmillos said:
OMG! OMG! UNCLE JAMES JUST HIT MOMMY! SHE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A BABY SISTER OR BROTHER AND THEN TOLD UNCLE JAMES ITS GOING TO BE HIS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING TO BE HIS AND I SAID I WANTED A BABY SISTER; BUT UNCLE JAMES JUST HIT MOMMY VERY HARD... NOW SHES LAYING ON THE GROUND AND NOT MOVING... UNCLE JAMES TOOK HER PURSE AND TOOK OFF REALLY FAST IN HIS CAR... WHAT IS A MEXICO? MOMMY!! CAN YOU HEAR ME MOMMY?!?!

OMG? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE? WHAT ARE YOU, 13?

Shatari said:
I ACCIDENTALLY READ THE ENTIRE THREAD. IT SEEMS A BIT SILLY, TO BE HONEST...

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK

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Fox2K9 said:
Riversyde be trippin.

I ASSURE YOU, BOTH MY FEET ARE FIRMLY PLANTED ON SOLID GROUND, GOOD SIR.

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Riversyde said:
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK

THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SO MEAN ABOUT IT! T_T

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Shatari said:
THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SO MEAN ABOUT IT! T_T

THERE IS EVERY NEED TO BE MEAN ABOUT IT NOW SHUT UP

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IF BOTH OF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND WE WILL NOT GO TO LEGOLAND.

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BUT YOU PROMISED WE COULD GO TO LEGOLAND! IT'S RIVERSYDE'S BIRTHDAY! YOU PROMISED!

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RedOctober said:
IF BOTH OF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND AND WE WILL NOT GO TO LEGOLAND.

OKAY MOMMY, I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD. MOMMY, YOU SAID UNCLE JAMES WOULD COME WITH US. WHERE IS HE?

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Riversyde said:
OKAY MOMMY, I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD. MOMMY, YOU SAID UNCLE JAMES WOULD COME WITH US. WHERE IS HE?

He's in the hen house Billy.

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swamprootwolf said:
He's in the hen house Billy.

WELL I WENT TO GO CHECK OUT WHAT UNCLE JAMES WAS DOING IN THE HEN HOUSE, BUT IT WAS LOCKED. I LISTENED OUTSIDE THE WINDOW AND I HEARD THE SAME SORT OF SOUND MOMMY USUALLY MAKES WHEN SHE IS WITH UNCLE JAMES. WHICH IS STRANGE BECAUSE I NEVER SAW MOMMY LEAVE THE CAR.

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Last time I tried reading something River told me not to the topic got deleted.

>:(

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Riversyde said:
"Their last post above"

Were there footprints on the windows, upside down?

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Hello world, here's a song that we're singin'
Come on, get happy

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I read this at least 8 times and I don't get it...nor will I ever get it...

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IS THIS LEFTOVER CHINESE FOOD STILL GOOD? I CAN'T REALLY TELL. I'M NOT SURE HOW LONG IT'S BEEN IN HERE.

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swamprootwolf said:
Were there footprints on the windows, upside down?

ACTUALLY, THERE WAS FOOTPRINTS THERE. HOW DID YOU KNOW? ARE YOU UNCLE JAMES?

ippiki_ookami said:
IS THIS LEFTOVER CHINESE FOOD STILL GOOD? I CAN'T REALLY TELL. I'M NOT SURE HOW LONG IT'S BEEN IN HERE.

DOHN'CHOO STEAL NO CHING-CHONG-CHINAMAN'S FOOD, YOU PUT THAT BACK IMMEDIATELY

ExplosiveBlaziken said:
im laughing for real rite nao.

EBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR

Kaposa said:
I read this at least 8 times and I don't get it...nor will I ever get it...

NEITHER DO I AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF IT ALL SINCE I MADE IT

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ExplosiveBlaziken said:
LOUD NOISES!

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

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hg3300 said:
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Will you be serving big red candles?

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