Topic: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T READ ME

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Ultima_Weapon said:
You bad, bro?

I'M THE BADDEST OF THE BAD.
COOLEST OF THE COOL TOO.

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ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT, RIVERSYDE?!

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I HATE WHEN YOU HAVE A FEW TOO MANY DRINKS AND YOU START KISSING ON YOUR DOG AND AN OCELOT LAYS EGGS IN YOUR MOUTH

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ExplosiveBlaziken said:
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT, RIVERSYDE?!

I'M A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO BE THE PRESIDENT
COINCIDENTALLY, I AM

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Riversyde said:
I'M A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO BE THE PRESIDENT
COINCIDENTALLY, I AM

AWESOME CAN I FIRE A MISSILE

CAUSE PRESIDENTS CAN FIRE MISSILES

PLEASE RIVER PLEASE JUST ONE MISSILE

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ExplosiveBlaziken said:
AWESOME CAN I FIRE A MISSILE

CAUSE PRESIDENTS CAN FIRE MISSILES

PLEASE RIVER PLEASE JUST ONE MISSILE

OKAY BUT JUST ONE
BE SURE TO AIM IT AT NORTH KOREA
ACCDENTALLY, OF COURSE

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Riversyde said:
OKAY BUT JUST ONE
BE SURE TO AIM IT AT NORTH KOREA
ACCDENTALLY, OF COURSE

I FIRED A MISSILE AT NORTH YOUR MOM.
ACCIDENTALLYONPURPOSE, OF COURSE.

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RedOctober said:
I FIRED A MISSILE AT NORTH YOUR MOM.
ACCIDENTALLYONPURPOSE, OF COURSE.

DID YOU JUST CALL MY MOM'S FACE FAT
THAT'S MEEEEEAN
I HATE YOUUUUU
WAAAAHHHHH

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JoeX said:
WAFFLES ARE DELICIOUS

SAANDVEECH EES DEELEECIOUS!

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CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

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asdfzxc said:

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

NOT IN THIS TOPIC

...
...
...WALRUS!

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I AM THE EGGBLAZIKEN

I AM THE WALRUS

KOO KOO KACHOO

OOKA CHOOKA CHOOKA CHOOKA

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ExplosiveBlaziken said:
I AM THE EGGBLAZIKEN

I AM THE WALRUS

KOO KOO KACHOO

OOKA CHOOKA CHOOKA CHOOKA

SHUT UP BLUBBERGUTS

swamprootwolf said:
WHEN DOTH THE NORWHALE BACON?

WHEN THE DOLFANS LEAVE FOR THE STARS

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Riversyde said:
SHUT UP BLUBBERGUTSWHEN THE DOLFANS LEAVE FOR THE STARS

WOULD THAT BE NEVER?

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Every time I see this topic it just reminds me of those annoying-as-fuck

"Please Don't read me!
Blah blah blah
Repost this to 6 videos or a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
"

Chainletters which are posted by dumbasses all over youtube.

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swamprootwolf said:
WOULD THAT BE NEVER?

IT WILL BE WHEN THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH FISH

Ratty said:
Every time I see this topic it just reminds me of those annoying-as-fuck

"Please Don't read me!
Blah blah blah
Repost this to 6 videos or a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
"

Chainletters which are posted by dumbasses all over youtube.

DUDE THAT SHIT IS REAL
I DIDN'T CONTINUE ONE OF THOSE I SAW
I'M DEAD NOW
REPOST THIS 123 TIMES OR SUFFER THE SAME FATE I DID

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Riversyde said:
IT WILL BE WHEN THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH FISHDUDE THAT SHIT IS REAL
I DIDN'T CONTINUE ONE OF THOSE I SAW
I'M DEAD NOW
REPOST THIS 123 TIMES OR SUFFER THE SAME FATE I DID

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Riversyde said:
IT WILL BE WHEN THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH FISHDUDE THAT SHIT IS REAL
I DIDN'T CONTINUE ONE OF THOSE I SAW
I'M DEAD NOW
REPOST THIS 123 TIMES OR SUFFER THE SAME FATE I DID

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Riversyde said:
IT WILL BE WHEN THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH FISHDUDE THAT SHIT IS REAL
I DIDN'T CONTINUE ONE OF THOSE I SAW
I'M DEAD NOW
REPOST THIS 123 TIMES OR SUFFER THE SAME FATE I DID

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THERE, I REPOSTED IT ONE, TWO, THREE TIMES. I SHOULD BE GOOD, RITE?

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WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SAY FISHDUDE
STOP MINCING MY WORDS
ALSO LOLNO

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they see me trollin'
they hatin'
patrollin' they tryin' to catch me trolling dirty

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:33 said:
Why is this thread still happening oh no

people didn't read dat title

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Actini said:
people didn't read dat title

Oh, I read it. I was just being contrary.

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asdfzxc said:
inb4lock etc

WHY WOULD THIS GET LOCKED
IT IS AWESOMELY INSIGHTFUL AND INSIGHTFULLY AWESOME
Y'ALL JUST DON'T KNOW 'BOUT IT

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Riversyde said:
WHY WOULD THIS GET LOCKED
IT IS AWESOMELY INSIGHTFUL AND INSIGHTFULLY AWESOME
Y'ALL JUST DON'T KNOW 'BOUT IT

Can I haf your autograph?

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Gayteensex said:
Can I haf your autograph?

NO I AM THE ILLITERACY

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Riversyde said:
NO I AM THE ILLITERACY

p1cs or it didnt happn

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Gayteensex said:
p1cs or it didnt happn

uh what
that makes no sense

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Riversyde said:
uh what
that makes no sense

You're looking for sense in this thread? You should know better than that.

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ExplosiveBlaziken said:
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET

WHOS SCHLONG WAS SO LONG HE COULD SUCK IT

WIPING HIS CHIN, HE SAID WITH A GRIN

"IF MY EAR WAS A PUSSY, I'D FUCK IT!"

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ExplosiveBlaziken said:
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET

JUST ONCE. 9002:1 FEMALE TO MALE RATIO

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trfg7xz2oxps said:
JUST ONCE. 9002:1 FEMALE TO MALE RATIO

NANTUCKET SOUNDS SCARY

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ExplosiveBlaziken said:
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET

Steve, I shot your dog.
Ucket.

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:33 said:
Steve, I shot your dog.
Ucket.

my troll radar is going eywall

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Gayteensex said:
my troll radar is going eywall

you are really bad at this

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:33 said:
this thread is making me sad.

YOU DESERVE TO FEEL SAD AFTER SHOOTING STEVE'S DOG.

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ikdind said:
YOU DESERVE TO FEEL SAD AFTER SHOOTING STEVE'S DOG.

NEVER LIKED THAT MUTT ANYWAY
IT BIT ME ONCE
GOT SYPHILIS
I WAS SO MAD

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i have something to say

hey

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Crystalinn said:
>whatthefuckdidijustread.png

Hell if we know.

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This thread is now property of the IRC goers. All your derails are belong to us.

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Ultima_Weapon said:
Thread is retrotarded now.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU'RE NOT COOL LIKE US IRC-GOERS.

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Like Lion-O's father said on ThunderLOLcats on MAD from Cartoon Network, "Samouflange! I seriously don't get this Internet stuff."

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ippiki_ookami said:
you are really bad at this

no no i am not

btw riversyde, what is wrong with you? :|

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Gayteensex said:
no no i am not

YES. YES YOU ARE.

btw riversyde, what is wrong with you? :|

COCAINE'S A HELL OF A DRUHHHHHHG

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I think Riversyde is just bored as hell, that he (or she) wanted to smoke some cocaine, just so he couldn't be bored. That's all.

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Mr.Enigma said:
I think Riversyde is just bored as hell, that he (or she) wanted to smoke some cocaine, just so he couldn't be bored. That's all.

I think you don't smoke cocaine, you snort it.

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ExplosiveBlaziken said:
I think you don't smoke cocaine, you snort it.

Ok. Now I know. Sometimes I confuse crack and cocaine with pot.

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Mr.Enigma said:
Ok. Now I know. Sometimes I confuse crack and cocaine with pot.

How?! They're completely different drugs with completely different appearances and completely different effects!

It's like saying "Sometimes I confuse a truck with my penis".

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ExplosiveBlaziken said:
How?! They're completely different drugs with completely different appearances and completely different effects!

Yeah, assuming you're at all familiar with them. Not everyone is.

It's like saying "Sometimes I confuse a truck with my penis".

I do that all the time. I once drove my penis to work before I realized the difference.

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Dire_Vargr said:
Yeah, assuming you're at all familiar with them. Not everyone is.

Most people know what Google and Wikipedia are. Ignorance is no excuse.

Dire_Vargr said:
I do that all the time. I once drove my penis to work before I realized the difference.

I fucking lol'd.

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Riversyde said:
YES. YES YOU ARE.
COCAINE'S A HELL OF A DRUHHHHHHG

no. no iam not

quit fucking snorting/smoking/whateverthehellurdoing:/

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