Ok like I said
What are blips

How do they work

How do they do

And how do I get one...

You blip by blopping. They work by blatting. They how by blorping.

And you get one by clicking on "blips" and making a new blawrb.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Blip. What is Blip? Blip is a revolutionary web portal that will change the way users interact with other users.

Blip is a revolution in the way web users interact with one another. Blip is a fun made-up word, combining the words 'blabble' and 'stip', both of which are also made up.

A lot of people say "I love Facebook ". But what Facebook doesn't allow me to do is connect with friends. So we took the appeal of facebook and added the ability to connect with friends. And that's when the fun began.

Blip allows users to accumulate 'Blip points' or 'boints'. Users can exchange boints with other users and in return, they receive Quimbles. There are seven default Quimbles. Users can express their creativity through user-generated customizable Quimbles. Users can adjust their Quimbles by adjusting attributes such as Vunk level, amount of "Shkiggles", and Blorkiffability. Never before have users had this level of control over the blorkiffability of their Quimbles. And I think that's part of what makes Blip so exciting.

A lot of people say "I love YouTube ", but what YouTube doesn't allow me to do is share and view videos. So we took what YouTube does and added the ability to share and view videos. Then we replaced the videos with something called Shmorkle-Blinxx. And that's when the fun began. Imagine being able to email shmorkle-blinxx to your grandma in Tuscon, or live-Blipping a Shmorkle directly to your Blinxx page! And the more Shmorkles you blinxx, the higher your S.P.E.E.M rating.

We haven't even gotten to the Gorks yet! So if your Shmorkle makes it to the top of the top Blinxx list, you gain the ability to create and edit Gorks! And what are Gorks? Well, imagine the biggest groog you've ever seen. Add a pinch of spimple, and you've got yourself a Gork. Gorks are groogs, Blip-style.

Some of you might be wondering, what's the difference between a Gork and a Blork? Simple. We haven't mentioned Blorks yet. Let.s move on. Send enough Gorks and your Gorks/Shmorkle ratio will go skyrocketing into the Dunklesphere!

Users are not allowed to send sexually explicit Gorks. If you receive one of these Gorks, simply notify one of our Gork moderators and they'll review that user's account for possible deletion, and/or binklification.

You know, a lot of people say "I love Twitter ". But every time I sign in it's just a blank screen! Why is it like that? I don't know how to turn my computer on.

Facebook, YouTube, Twitter; these are all social networking sites. Blip is not just another social networking site. Blip is a lumpy pink alien we found in an alley. It was dying due to exposure to oxygen so I poked it with a stick until it stopped breathing, and moving. And I said, "Fuck Don, fuck man. Fuck.". And I said we should start a website that doesn't really do anything, and name all the things ON the website after sounds the alien made before it died. And that's when the fun began.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKXk1VhAuvE)

I giggled like an idiot.

+1000 internets for Tony for finding that video.

I can't tell what of tony's post is serious.

AbsebaroKoon said:
*snaps fingers* ah ha! So that's the video! I haven't seen this in a few months, I had been looking for it. For some reason (like I said in one of the comments) they ripped off Dr. Suess and I find this offensive too.
Btw lol ^-^

What Dr. Seuss book talks about Ginks?

Sokolov said:
Ok like I said
What are blips

How do they work

How do they do

And how do I get one...

I think Tony explained it perfecty, questions? No how could you it was so clearly drawn out. But if you still don't get it then go and blip someone and find out, they just might blip you back.

In all seriousness though, a blip is basically exactly like a Twitter post. People who view your profile will see it. And if you mention a user by typing @their_username inside the blip, it'll show up on their profile too. Go to this page to create and view blips.

Lol tony... Your explanatory post changed the world as we know it... You sir are the man.