You should always obey signs you see, especially if it says DON'T TOUCH on a mysterious plush in a magic / curio shop! You never know when that plush is a voodoo doll! At least read the instructions first, or you might end up syncing with it by accident, and someone else ends up buying it! After all everyone knows what depraved, unspeakably debaucherous things people do with plushies in private!

Things Byte's about to find out firsthand!