Honestly I'd probably lower my yelp review a star or two if my waiter flopped their dick on the table before taking my order.

do you have hot dogs and whats in the secret sauce?

LOL at the menu. "La futa bistro."

silentj43 said:
Honestly I'd probably lower my yelp review a star or two if my waiter flopped their dick on the table before taking my order.

Yeah, at least wait till after "desert!"

silentj43 said:
Honestly I'd probably lower my yelp review a star or two if my waiter flopped their dick on the table before taking my order.

Not if they have tits to go along with it. 5 stars.

Hotdog and eggs???? what kind of meal is that XD

So am i the only one to notice the Mr.Magoo Hypno in the BG?

I'll have the sausage stuffed footlong!

kanejames said:
Hotdog and eggs???? what kind of meal is that XD

You see it literally flopped on the table. X3

This can't be sanitary.

kanejames said:
Hotdog and eggs???? what kind of meal is that XD

I ordered a side of asparagus at cheesecake factory maybe 10 years ago, and the random egg they put on top of it still taints the memory of asparagus for me. Some egg related questions can never be answered.

FaZe_Sinon said:
Not if they have tits to go along with it. 5 stars.

Boobs make everything better

silentj43 said:
Honestly I'd probably lower my yelp review a star or two if my waiter flopped their dick on the table before taking my order.

It seems like one of those places you go specifically for this kind of service, so that'd probably be a *glasses* dick move.

kanejames said:
Hotdog and eggs???? what kind of meal is that XD

Think of it more as "sausage" and eggs and it'll seem more like a meal. :3

One big hotdog and two creme filled cakes for dessert please.

2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dick...

I'll be taking the long sausage platter with a pair of melons to go along with it.

Um, where is this restaurant and what's the fastest way to get there?

Wildforesty said:
First of all, dick out of the table or I will eat it too.

calm down man we only got a minute before are food gets here control yourself

Count_Whackula said:
2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dick...

Dont you know that ordering all that is a choking hazard ;)

I'll like a sausage stuffed footlong and some of your homemade milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HOW MANY DICKS AM I GONNA SEE
yes i blacklisted them admin(s) so don't ban me

Mr-boi1 said:
HOW MANY DICKS AM I GONNA SEE
yes i blacklisted them admin(s) so don't ban me

You will problably see many more in the future. I notice how barely anyone either doesn't see or not comment about tits in this image because all i see is endless amy... Am I the only one seeing this?

666 favorites I'm the 667th

silentj43 said:
Honestly I'd probably lower my yelp review a star or two if my waiter flopped their dick on the table before taking my order.

From what I can tell it looks like thats kinda this restaurants gimmick

Where is this amazing restaurant and how do I get there?

Mmm~ Tasty~

ItsPokePorn101~~Blog said:
You will problably see many more in the future. I notice how barely anyone either doesn't see or not comment about tits in this image because all i see is endless amy... Am I the only one seeing this?

nah i seen her too man u good

That has to be at least 9 inches flaccid.

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

i'mcringe said:
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

We serve food here sir

forget the boobs or the dick, those eyes are majestic

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six - with extra dip, a number seven, two number 45s - one with cheese, and a large soda~

silentj43 said:
Honestly I'd probably lower my yelp review a star or two if my waiter flopped their dick on the table before taking my order.

id raise my yelp review

faze_sinon said:
Not if they have tits to go along with it. 5 stars.

Or ripped abs.

i'll take a sausage with a side of cream