brother bear, mama bear, papa bear, and sister bear (berenstain bears and etc) created by unknown artist
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  • Well... sure took the internet a long time. Considering it took at least 15 years for this to happen. These were some of my favorite books and I must say:

    MrBoredom said:
    Lol Win.

    Indeed.

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  • JPEG_Artifacts said:
    "First Time Books"

    implied lost virginity of reading books after reading berenstain bears

    or they are books for first time readers. get yer mind out of the gutter!

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  • vulpinepilot said:
    or they are books for first time readers. get yer mind out of the gutter!

    You sir, are a winner.

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  • vulpinepilot said:
    or they are books for first time readers. get yer mind out of the gutter!

    Agreed

    JPEG_Artifacts said:
    "First Time Books"

    implied lost virginity of reading books after reading berenstain bears

    Fail.

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  • vulpinepilot said:
    Or they are books for first time readers. get yer mind out of the gutter!

    Kind of wrong to keep the mind out of there. A felony in most countries. :P Jk.

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  • Locke said:
    This made me lol, most especially because I had the original book when I was a kid

    I did, too, and I think I would have preferred to read this one.

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  • Berenstein Bears was always a great series. Considering that I'm "old", it was a bit awkward for me to have read those books at the age I was, but nobody complained. I remember seeing one kid buried in a bunch of books, turns out that kid was my friend little J-Money.

    The junkfood book of Berenstein Bears always made me feel hungry.

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  • Man, I'm disappointed in you people. Not one mention of the Mandela Effect?

    I guess y'all must be happy about living in this weird alternate timeline where it's spelled BerenstAin instead of BerenstEin...

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  • butdoesitrunlinux said:
    Man, I'm disappointed in you people. Not one mention of the Mandela Effect?

    I guess y'all must be happy about living in this weird alternate timeline where it's spelled BerenstAin instead of BerenstEin...

    It’s very weird because I have memories of my elementary school teacher telling the class the proper way to spell Berenstein because too many kids were getting lazy and spelling it as berenstain

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  • butdoesitrunlinux said:
    Man, I'm disappointed in you people. Not one mention of the Mandela Effect?

    I guess y'all must be happy about living in this weird alternate timeline where it's spelled BerenstAin instead of BerenstEin...

    Man, I'm disappointed in you. Not one mention of the false consensus effect?

    I guess you must be happy about living in this weird alternate timeline where we give a fuck instead of minding your own goddammed business...

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  • You know something? This parody is actually consistent with the moral of the original title.

    And taking into account that bears are known to be highly gluttonous creatures, I will say that this book, parodied or not, is a subversive contradiction of that nature which human beings can learn a lot from.

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